Do I look like I'm kidding?
[It's hard to deadpan when you can't make direct eye contact. But Matt laughs, shrugging.] No, this is good. Not every day someone gets to have a private breakfast with Tony Stark. Definitely not every day someone gets their coffee made by Tony Stark.
[It's hard to deadpan when you can't make direct eye contact. But Matt laughs, shrugging.] No, this is good. Not every day someone gets to have a private breakfast with Tony Stark. Definitely not every day someone gets their coffee made by Tony Stark.
Well, that's what the holding cells are for. And for the record, I think you and your team are doing a great job with the investigations.
I might've put your newspaper picture on my wall. You look very handsome in uniform.
I might've put your newspaper picture on my wall. You look very handsome in uniform.
It's no fun if I can't have a booze buddy, Jeremy...
1. That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
2. Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
3. And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
4. Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
5. We can get drunk and battle coyotes
6. So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
2. Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
3. And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
4. Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
5. We can get drunk and battle coyotes
6. So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
[ It isn't terribly often that he has a chance to just sit down and chew the fat with any of his former (current?) teammates, not with his life being the on-the-move saga that it is. Technically speaking he's already stayed around here a little longer than he's comfortable with, can already feel trouble closing in on him, and he ought to get moving on sooner rather than later. There's a part of him that wonders if this little dinner date is a touch foolish.
Then the door opens, and with one look at her he can tell it isn't so foolish after all.
His grin is wide and a little crooked at her phrasing, resting his free hand on his waist - the other holds a shopping bag. ]
Stranger? Hurt a man's feelings that way, Angela.
[ His outfit is... well, it's not his usual anachronistic attire, but it still fits his western motif all the same. He lifts the shopping bag up a bit, shaking it briefly. ]
Was thinkin' whiskey at first, but if there's gonna be a meal... well, the phrase is "wine and dine", ain't it?
[ Which is what is in the bag. Wine.
... she may notice the package in the bag is rectangular. That's because this is boxed wine. Look he's not made of money, okay. ]
Then the door opens, and with one look at her he can tell it isn't so foolish after all.
His grin is wide and a little crooked at her phrasing, resting his free hand on his waist - the other holds a shopping bag. ]
Stranger? Hurt a man's feelings that way, Angela.
[ His outfit is... well, it's not his usual anachronistic attire, but it still fits his western motif all the same. He lifts the shopping bag up a bit, shaking it briefly. ]
Was thinkin' whiskey at first, but if there's gonna be a meal... well, the phrase is "wine and dine", ain't it?
[ Which is what is in the bag. Wine.
... she may notice the package in the bag is rectangular. That's because this is boxed wine. Look he's not made of money, okay. ]
[ Aww ]
So, what you're really saying is that I should promise to not do it again unless you're here.
So, what you're really saying is that I should promise to not do it again unless you're here.
wait i'm supposed to share the donuts, too??
i GUESS i can share
i GUESS i can share
...Maybe?
I'm super super sorry, Cloud! I really tried to keep them all inside but they started climbing all over the ceiling and up out of the skylight.
Yuf kewj sa pijt
I'm super super sorry, Cloud! I really tried to keep them all inside but they started climbing all over the ceiling and up out of the skylight.
Yuf kewj sa pijt
It's the FUNNIEST thing I've seen all year, Spikey Head! Oh man! You should have been here!!
I'm a kid, remember? I think I can be a little less of a man when it comes to trying weird foods for the first time.
[Reminder to Self: Get better friends.]
Glad you find me cleaning up your messes so amusing.
[Also hiding all of his materia.]
Glad you find me cleaning up your messes so amusing.
[Also hiding all of his materia.]
[ SHE'LL LEAVE HIM TO HIS QUIET TIME JEEZ... the kids were already all over him otherwise. She won't be that selfish. ]
I usually head to the trails up into the hills. I'll take a thermos of coffee and my paperwork if I can spare an hour or two, but only around 0500.
[ That, however, is a gentle offer for him to join her if he ever feels like it.
Besides, she tries to indulge in her beauty sleep. He's probably seen the mussed and groggy results of her waking up without enough rest. Girl won't even fix her hair until she's fully awake, barring medical emergencies and an entire pot of coffee to jazz her up. ]
I usually head to the trails up into the hills. I'll take a thermos of coffee and my paperwork if I can spare an hour or two, but only around 0500.
[ That, however, is a gentle offer for him to join her if he ever feels like it.
Besides, she tries to indulge in her beauty sleep. He's probably seen the mussed and groggy results of her waking up without enough rest. Girl won't even fix her hair until she's fully awake, barring medical emergencies and an entire pot of coffee to jazz her up. ]
[ The pat is enough to make Dummy move happily, and Tony can't help but smile even if he pretends to roll his eyes. ] He can shake. And show you how he's super excited, see?
[ The mention of the nanotech makes him get a little more serious as he nods. ] I am, actually. For a friend of mine, anyway. If it works, I'll find a way to offer it to the public.
[ The mention of the nanotech makes him get a little more serious as he nods. ] I am, actually. For a friend of mine, anyway. If it works, I'll find a way to offer it to the public.
Oh, c'mon, Cloud! Where'd you put your sense of humour this week, huh?
Besides, it's not like Leon won't help you. Or Short Stuff here for that matter!
Oops! Someone's looking a little angry now. Probably shouldn't have sat on him, huh? :P
Besides, it's not like Leon won't help you. Or Short Stuff here for that matter!
Oops! Someone's looking a little angry now. Probably shouldn't have sat on him, huh? :P
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