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[jazzorcist]

If you wanna keep going!

[timetopaythepiper]

I'm an amazing friend to those I actually consider friends.

What about you, Harrison? What kind of friend are you?

[jazzorcist]

Because captcha

[worthlesspride]

You and I probably have very different tastes in men. Besides, the number of guys I've been with is probably lower than you think.

Aww. Poor baby is about to learn you're human.

[symbiosys]

That's a very difficult question. Mr. Berenstain was a lot of fun, and so was dressing up as a bride... But I'm going to choose girl scout leader, because I really liked our picnic.

[She missed having a family. It's been so long since she felt like she belonged.]

We should do that again, one of these days.

[trustinthedevil]

I'm about a minute away from dislocating my thumb to get out of this thing.

[tictacs]

You're right. "Tony" is better to sigh out lovingly.

[packwannabe]

See? you don't want an entire frat house dead just because you're not into straight guys.

Punch him in the dick.

[blacksquadleader]

Fair enough.

That loyalty is what makes us stronger than your sheer numbers and it's not just loyalty to her. It's to each other and the members of the Republic that can't or won't fight.

Trust me, we won't be saving you any credits or manpower anytime soon.

I'm prepared to die for what I believe in. Are you?

[takeoff]

oof. that's a 10 on the scale too, doc

[kittenheeled]

You know a leg massage wasn't exactly what I was thinking of.

[apostasizing]

Wonderful is certainly one way of putting it.
Well... that's certainly quite the commendation. Have you thought of beginning any new conquests recently?

[trainees]

[ dodgin captcha like a boss ]

[busdriver]

( continued here to escape the captcha. )

Hello there! <3

[bladebeams]

Nothing kind of happens, Sora.

[Especially not to you.]

[da_champion]

I'm mostly focusing on surviving at the moment. Conquests can come with the right opportunity.

[pressor]

boop boop!

gdi captchaaaa how dare youuuu

[hatesimprovising]

You keep telling yourself that. I'd try to explain that neither of us are the ones who did ALL of that to your friends, but I've got the feeling that it doesn't matter to you. We were part of Freelancer and that's all you care about.

Right. Because you've seen my fighting skills recently as opposed to that first time we met. And please, I don't let Carolina do all the work. Not that I have to justify myself to YOU, but we take different roles.

Sim trooper losers. I'm sorry it took me so long to reply to this, but I was busy laughing. Have you looked at who you're working with recently? Yeah, those two assholes wouldn't have a problem killing you for a single mistake. You keep thinking you're better off with them as your allies, though.

[jazzorcist]

If you want to keep going away from captcha

[bailsongs]

You are going down old man.

[ totally. especially when she's pretty sure she can beat him. ]

[lacquers]

I have more than one of those set aside for you already, dear Alexander.

[stoleaheart]

Did you want to read 'because I'm an asshole?' because if it makes you feel better go ahead.

[blitz_team_star]

That's worse than it was last night, what happened?

[He's just remembering wrong.] Hey, you don't look like a freak. And you'd make a killing in the boxing ring.

I'm having fun so I'm going to keep going!

[borninflames]

No, you're just the last two left so you can bear the price for your sins. Or are you going to try and tell me that I don't have a personal stake in this? You and Carolina left me for dead and then dropped a building on me.

I have and I must say, I'm not impressed. Charon has all kinds of intel on you and your friends which is how I know how completely hapless all of you are. And I couldn't give two shits about Felix or Locus and their plans for this planet. I'm not in it for the money and I'm not fighting for them. All I care about is seeing you and Carolina burn.

[savethehallmark]

I mean honestly? No.

And great. Just another one to add to the fucking list.