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[trombones]

holy crap dude

don't make me laugh yet im literally hanging by a thread here

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[guardian_of_love]

Hmph :p You just like having fun at my expense don't you?

[ex_boning176]

I tried. I don't know what he did but it won't go away. Also, I think I might be gay.

[matreshka]

[ N o p e. And also good luck with that. ]

Wait, wait. Are you— are you actually asking me to LIE for you? Aren't you the one who told me to STOP lying? I've been good, I take that promise very seriously.

P.S. you're a terrible liar, she's gonna know you're bullshitting.

[im_ironman]

I did, but I may have been testing them and now I have to fix them.

[ He glances off to the side and let's out a low whistle, making one of his robots wheel over to them. ] This guy right here is my oldest one, though. He's like a big puppy.

[ Sure enough, Dummy looked as excited as a robot could look as it let out a beep and craned its 'neck' to look at their new visitor. ]

[matreshka]

You're too good to me.

[ A few seconds later: ]

Wait. You're gonna tell me no more jokes, aren't you? :c

[im_ironman]

Sucks that there can't be a sure fire way to figure that out beforehand. I'm sure even all the personality tests in the world won't find that.

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[jrey]

Nahhhhh! I'm laughing with you. ;) I'm pretty sure he didn't show up naked, though. His clothes have to be somewhere.

[magless]

That sounds like it was way more productive than any science I've done sober. Or without needing to for a grade.

Tell me about it. They weren't kidding about Thor's ale being strong. It hurts to just lie here.

[matreshka]

1. You succeed. 2. Likely to blind you faster and with less effort, so yes. 3. The other way's got a pretty steady record with the headaches and heartaches too, lately. Trying can't possibly make it worse than it already is.

[uxo]

[and terrible. now he's listening to snoop dogg.]

why are you gifting bread, anyway?
not that it's a bad gift
everybody loves carbs

[matreshka]

No, don't wait until morning. If you leave now, you could BE there in the morning. Surprise her with breakfast instead of dinner.

[voicelog]

that's not as threatening as you think it might sound.

[symbiosys]

Of course! I was testing fluid dynamics. Bernoulli's principle, specifically.

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[nobodystandsmeuponadate]

YOU'RE NOT SORRY YET, BIT CLOUD.

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[worthlesspride]

I'm assuming you brought him there, didn't you swap names before taking him to bed? And you say I'm shameless~

Check his wallet, I'm assuming you left his pants on the floor.

[matreshka]

You're spending an awful lot of time living in this dream world of yours. I'm starting to worry about you, Sam.

[moonbitten]

I mean if it could be altered once it has to be able to get fixed somehow.

[backwaterbelle]

Oh so it's not an actual emergency.

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[worthlesspride]

Do I want to know who this glorious dick belongs to?

[superace]

I can't remember, bad with names that don't matter. Your shamelessness is a whole different level.

No ID in his wallet. Maybe he left it somewhere yesterday.

4.

[xertz]

Pass.

1 - cassie aged up to 19ish

[inhershadow]

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

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[guardian_of_love]

Fine...gimme a min. Gonna wake this moron up.

3.

[xertz]

Pussy.