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Comments

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[jazzorcist]

If he's hot I vote assume the first option and make a move.

[good_bamf_ugly]

my taste is plenty good. just happens i keep putting bad things in my mouth.

2/2

[shadowblends]

oh. my. goodness.

uh ... that would be far more blunt, i suppose.

that makes plenty of sense, but definitely does not help the 'bluntness' of our former texts.

[manhandled]

Naturally. It's all in the hips

...

No. Nevermind.

This is too weird, even for us.





I'm sorry too. I don't even know how it got to this point.

6- trolololol

[fanaa]

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.

[razoruzhat]

1. Strike team. 2. Not going to waste good alcohol. 3. Okay. I'll let Steve know.

[danced]

true. though she did still get money from you

[dualnatura]

That's it!? I thought you intended to use it in some clandestine ritual!!

[with_honor]

Like your cigars? If you are aware you are doing it why have you not changed your habits?

[ethicalproblems]

Have I mentioned that you're the best recently?

[shelbycobra]

Thank you, Shakespeare.

The name's Shelby. And it's a work party. Meeting and greeting with the sponsors. Keeping everyone happy.

I'd fake a cold if it wouldn't put me on the medically not cleared to drive list.

[Put it together and yes, that's Shelby Manning, current Verizon IndyCar Series champion and currently whining like a teenage girl.]

[truestheart]

I think I just did, 76. [ teenagers, right? ]

[mylawn]

Not in the habit of saying things I don't mean.

[drunk. AND unstoppable.]

3 also SCREAMING

[broken_memories]

who the fuck is this
and how did you get this number

[nyc_merlin]

No. I just wanted it. Not everything I do is magically related.

[brutalize]

Coming. You know I'm still gonna ask questions though right?

And laugh probably.

2 and 3

[hisgreatestcreation]

uh..... no?

But the question is who is more dysfunctional? The answer is definitely me btw

[hornrims]

Pretty sure we don't live in Japan.

[defeat]

Need me to call your professors? Being stranded in Antarctica has to count for something, at least.

[ among other boooolsheet, but hey. ]

D

[mystichands]

m y speabh to tesxt iosnt owrking.

but it apopears neither is yuor door.


Ah. There it goes.
It must have been a rough night if you called for a doctor at 3 am.

[dualnatura]

You're saying I got on the stripper pole... for NOTHING!?

[rising_tide]

wait what? Why?

you've had legos this whole time and you didn't tell me. DISHONOR. dishonor on your cow.

[murdocksboy]

I know it sounds surprising, but ninjas are allowed to travel. It's...complicated. Just trust me when I say, they're ninjas. And not your garden variety either.

[juniberries]

Because I do not believe it's Shiro or Pidge's doing, for one. And two, I don't think Hunk would put condoms so close to the frozen meals.

[fanaa]

if they have another purpose haven't found it yet, also...how many marshmallows are we going to need? found some that look like...little chickens?