TFLN

[allaboutmeme]

 

Yuh

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[araigneedusoir]

Only the best for you.

[deconstruct]

what, twittering? no, not that i remember. not that hapsburg gave me sex ed classes or anything.

[zenthing]

one wedge and one backup wedge, stop me if i'm wrong. is that secure? what happens if you spill coke on one and pepsi on the other? risk of data corruption doesn't sound so minimal to me. and what about accessibility? aren't you having to get up and walk somewhere every time you need a wedge?

besides, don't you think the data's lonely in there, all by itself?

[snipers]

Yyyyep, so I excused myself to the bathroom just to double check. When I still couldn't find any, I left.

[oldfashionedhero]

Sometimes I forget you grew up in the spotlight like this. It couldn't have been easy.

Okay, noon. I'll be there.

[demoiselled]

i've never tried the bubblegum flavor!!! is it pink? if it's pink i'll totally try to find some because pink is the BEST color so it's probably also the BEST flavor???

have you done other heroic deeds today mr. all might? i want to hear all about them!! did you help people cross the road? or save a cute adorable kitten from a tree??????

[handsomefacepoe]

<sub>Well I wouldn't either. You did a great job. And you know what? I'm glad you said Finn, I was kind of hoping you would say Finn. How long have you been talking about this together anyway?

Finn's a good man. I may or may not have been thinking about him already.</sub>

[mewnifestos]

I do love you, Hawke.

And all of your somewhat alarming fetishes.

Aleksandra Zaryanova | Overwatch | F/F for 1 & 4

[klimentvoroshilov]

1. I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday, a strap-on.

2. You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out.

3. SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT!

4. Every time I start to think she's just not worth the trouble, she puts her face down there and I wanna buy her a car.

5. [ Make something up! ]

[oldfashionedhero]

What do you call a spy with too much time on her hands?

[trombones]

ok

[It Is A Mystery]

i think
i can smell whats left of the bbq party so
btw im the one with the red bowtie

[shadowblends]

it was still rather ... blunt.

interesting concept. i have never thought of trying to use mud.

[guyfriday]

That young woman from Burnside you met last week, the model. What was her name?

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[klimentvoroshilov]

The hole?

[tearsinajar]

Whatever. I don't care. Pawn it.

[blacksquadleader]

I asked about him for myself. I think she'd know if he was gone.

I didn't even realize it then. I found out after I blew Starkiller.

[oldfashionedhero]

You also said an inanimate object was a better dancer than me.

[pragma]

[ did you think you can appeal to leo using cuteness

do you know him at all ]

No, Elise.

[shadowblends]

duly noted. so, you want to play or what?

am i typing coherently enough to be drunk?

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[klimentvoroshilov]

Nonsense, doctor. I am in perfect health. A few bruises and scrapes mean nothing to a Russian soldier.

tfln means what 4th wall right

[dedikated]

Could always bring the hulk... [ but really she can... probably? wrench that apart? maybe. the strength part of the deal wasn't nearly as well-trained as the speed part. ]

[executionqueen]

As you should. If he's not upfront about the terms and conditions of our rendezvous, then you have no obligation to fulfill them.

awesome! also sorry if he sounds off i'm voice testing!

[atlasrising]

I'm going to pretend you didn't take a jab at my socks.

Also technically if you count the stars it's three patterns so

[busdriver]

you got hurt because you got sloppy.
that's MY story.

[araigneedusoir]

...I'd rather have the IV therapy.

Food disgusts me too much currently for me to eat anything.

[Translation: She really, really feels like shit pls send help.]