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[allaboutmeme]

 

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i'm so sorry.

[glacius]

What does "waxing your bits" mean? Is that some kind of warrior endurance training?

[Welcome to the joys of befriending a hairless alien, Kate!]

santánico pandemonium | fdtd

[danced]

1 ) oh I'm washing blood out of my bra

2 ) He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice

3 ) txt it ( to her )

[alwaysawesome]

Because I can handle myself in a man's world.

Wait, are these all out and about for a dangle?

4

[readabookortwo]

Why even bother with the robe? You're being impractical.

[xxxdiexxx]

impossible

[matreshka]

Looks like I cut them on something, but I don't actually remember doing it.

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[jamesrhodes]

how about we do something else instead

[spaceape]

You've killed people! You still kill people...you tried to kill me!

[Because stating the obvious is a completely sound defense mechanism.]

[xxxdiexxx]

who are you.

i hate you.

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[jurisdevil]

Is the building the last thing on the list?

Matt Murdock || MCU

[trustinthedevil]

001. If you like me, you must not know who I am.

002. Operation extremely regretful is in full effect.

003. We definitely won best dressed in the ER tonight

004. Also I maybe accidentally handcuffed myself to a chair.

005. Text him!

[mylawn]

I'll tell you when you're older.

[cyberbullied]

flowers would be fine. alcohol is slightly more complicated.
but it seems i may have given the wrong impression...

[xxxdiexxx]

that's because it isn't... the real world is ugly. get used to it. maybe then you'll be less of a lamb to slaughter.

[spaceape]

But.. your temple!

[gbpp]

touche, romanoff. Want to receive something else?

[meetmyblade]

Oh I know you're not. That's why you'd be in the top five, not the top two.

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[jurisdevil]

I'm not really sure I believe that.

finn | star wars

[stormtraitor]

1. We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys

2. Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"

3. When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!

[flayerhater]

Anything is possible in fiction. Like you. Winning!

My arms grow back and I tie you to a cross and flay you alive! Then I place your skinless corpse in the general vicinity of your hailed kingdom and set your corpse on fire. Your loved ones, should you have any lol, weep for days!

Felix • Red vs Blue • OTA

[bloodformoney]

1) What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention

2) My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things

3) He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho

4) [Or text him]

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[infinitysquared]

Like I'm going to say no to that.

[epireia]

depends
is it dusty?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Your boss sounds like my type of person.

kajghin oh my god never be sorry

[dedikated]

[ w e l l

... wrong number.

shit.

how does one explain this?

oh yeah. bluntly. ] Getting rid of hair from around reproductive areas. [ the joys of seven years of clinic training? ]