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You know, that SOUNDS like fun but coming from you I don't think it would be.

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[1/2] well keep it on the DL, but hank's like, secretly blue and fuzzy i guess? it freaked me out at first cuz i thought it was maybe contagious (you had to be there i guess) but it's actually totally cool. it's sorta like having the world's nerdiest, bluest dog around. wearing glasses and a polo shirt. anyway he doesn't really like it, i guess, so i looked up some shit online about body dismorphin-power-rangers or whatever and it had a lot of good tips. i'm trying to 'lead by example' and show i accept my body so he'll accept his. or some shit like that

[2/2] look i'm not ACTUALLY naked it's a FIGURE OF SPEECH oh my god

He ain't that stupid You smell more like whiskey anyway

Who says I need convincing? The last time we met, I wasn't the one lying in the snow, barely alive and bleeding.

Maybe she shouldn't have sent you away like that, but you were her son. She loed you. They both did. It wasn't too late to make amends.

I don't find you boring either. You can probably tell without asking. Laughing's a good reaction. Glad you liked it.

That isn't your job, Scott. If there's a robbery you let them take what they want and you call the police.

That's great news. You know you're still welcome to come by anytime and use mine if you need to, all right?

that # dosent work

[Yup, he tried it without realizing what she truly meant.]

um. i don't remember how much there was at the start.

see, this right here, this is why we're rivals.

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ofc it is i do lawndry every day

[ don't make him think things. ] no, it's not.

uh. thank you?

Well..The song is called HAPPY birthday, not Dying Slowly Birthday. So that's one thing.

Raven that is not how you enjoy marshmallows.

Your hair is the shiniest, your highness.

I don't imagine there's anyone on the premises that a lock would actually stop.

... that was quick - even for you.

[Luckily, he's ready to go with some bags of his own when she shows up.]

You'd be surprised at how often that happens in engineering. Did you know in SHIELD Academy they basically have a whole assembly about not becoming a supervillian? It's true, because I had to speak at one.