apostasizing: (Sass)

[personal profile] apostasizing 2016-06-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Some of us rebel because we think we deserve even more than simply being treated like humans. After all... hundreds of years of subjugation means we're due something a little special, no?

I was genuinely concerned for your ego.
one_for_all: (04)

[personal profile] one_for_all 2016-06-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
WHO'S ARMS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? MINE OR YOURS?

THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT SIZE DIFFERENCE THERE.
shadowblends: (❧ poised)

[personal profile] shadowblends 2016-06-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
then let's do it?

[ooc: oh geez. i know that feeling. >: you're very welcome! <3]

[personal profile] strategy 2016-06-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
What. Did. You. Do?
lawandbaseball: (Default)

[personal profile] lawandbaseball 2016-06-25 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, bossy.

[He shows up, there for whatever support she may, or probably does not need.]

[personal profile] knowsyourthoughts 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
We can handle it. I think.

I mean, this sort of thing is what we train for, right?
green_bean: (ugh)

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[personal profile] green_bean 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think you actually might have broken it...
rushd: (bluh)

[personal profile] rushd 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] fuck so this really IS your phone, dammit

[2/3] HE HAS BODY IMAGE ISSUES, I'M TRYING TO LIKE, NORMALIZE IT AND SHIT FOR HIM

[3/3] god you're so insensitive
dixie_tn: (Default)

Dolly "Dixie" Jones// Hetalia OC// F/M

[personal profile] dixie_tn 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
A) Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza

B) I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"

C) Does this mean I have to put a bra on now?
zookeeper: Orly? (Default)

3.

[personal profile] zookeeper 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's cute that you think just a dick pic is going to make me uncomfortable here. At _least_make it interest, huh?
devilbats: (this douchebag)

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[personal profile] devilbats 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Take a picture for me.
bankjob: (pic#9558891)

[personal profile] bankjob 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
you come near my brother and i will leave your face so unrecognizable that the morgue'll think they discovered a new goddamn species.

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[personal profile] knowsyourthoughts 2016-06-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't, actually... But I'm glad for the heads up if I were to do that.
thequitecontrary: (talking)

[personal profile] thequitecontrary 2016-06-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
The woman can hold her liquor, I will give you that, though her drink of choice is usually brandy. Vodka would probably be too middle class for her.

I, however, have always enjoyed a shot of vodka or two.
rushd: (Default)

[personal profile] rushd 2016-06-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2] ...it's not?

[2/2] idk like it's cool if it's like, your thing, i'm just saying that the second bat skull in your room was kinda where a line was drawn for me

[personal profile] ex_namor733 2016-06-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Whereas I am certain you haven't.
secondchair: (Default)

[personal profile] secondchair 2016-06-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Connie is now more concerned about having to keep him from punching someone. Or Woll noticing them and making more comments about their (lack of) sleeping together.]

You didn't have to do this.
da_champion: ([long sleeves] sexy lean)

[personal profile] da_champion 2016-06-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Freedom is special. It's a glorious thing. I don't want more than that.

Oh you should be. It's about as large as a high dragon and just as hard to kill.
paigetrevelyan: (outside)

[personal profile] paigetrevelyan 2016-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I want you to know how badly I want to reach through this phone and slap you right now.

I don't want to hear it from her, I want to hear it from you
dixie_tn: (Default)

I just...I can't resist! 2!

[personal profile] dixie_tn 2016-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
oh, yeah, i know how u feel...like i totally haven't done that before either...*shifty eyes*
spaghettimonster: (UHHHH)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2016-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY WOW.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU GO 'COMMANDO?'
HOW LONG HAVE YOU

NO! NEVERMIND! I'M NOT ASKING THAT!!!
OR HOW YOU STILL HAVE YOUR PHONE??


[Maybe he stored it in an eyesocket. Ugh.]

THAT'S THE SECOND STORY PATIO OF OUR BUILDING, RIGHT?
green_bean: (ugh2)

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[personal profile] green_bean 2016-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
You may have started with one and a cloner that's now missing from the lab.
Edited 2016-06-25 02:30 (UTC)
truestheart: (Dead pan)

[personal profile] truestheart 2016-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
it's as bad as the three hour baby talk.

except instead of mind crushing boredom it was probably a relationship crushing force.

dont worry i'll just

lie here

maybe write myself out of existence.
musicalnumber: (bright smile.)

[personal profile] musicalnumber 2016-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
No! I'm watching! I've been told I've been a good luck charm. Isn't that charming?

I have mimosas! I went on an adventure!
cradler: all @ <user name="equator"> (σηє)

[personal profile] cradler 2016-06-25 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
maybe in your head.