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[one_for_all]

I'LL RETURN IT AFTER CLASS, I ASSURE YOU.

IT WOULD BE WORSE IF ONE OF MY STUDENTS WERE TO MISS CLASS BECAUSE IT WASN'T MOVED.

Sam Wilson | MCU

[magless]

[Voice testing. Civil War compliant.]

[1] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do. I'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I'll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but I just can't let you beat me at Mario Kart.

[2] You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.

[3] Awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. Explanation?

[4] Text him!

[araigneedusoir]

....Then why do I still have a $100 dollar charge for band-aids on my card, Doctor?

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[rushd]

[1/2] uh, i mean. i wouldn't presume to know, i guess??

[2/2] so this ISN'T hank's phone i'm assuming

[makingastatement]

Granny could probably drink me under the table. If I make a mistake like that, I'm likely to end up with a black eye and less teeth.

[secondchair]

Yes. Fine. Just get here so we're not late.

[dendrites]

I'm glad you're comfortable. I know you cannot stay long, but I do want you to enjoy yourself. I am getting ready and have sent for tea to be sent to you. I will follow shortly.

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[primum_non_nocere]

Please say they didn't fall into the wall, or I'll never see them again.

[bankjob]

yeah, i think it does and you're just jealous because you got to stay home for bible study while i was out living an actual life.

[hauntedhome]

[1/2] thats not what sociopath means, dummy

[2/2] calling my a 'psychopath' would be a more accurate joke

[lighteningmadeabs]

Thanks. I really don't get paid enough to keep having make repairs on my house.

So... out of curiosity, how did your shoe end up in my wall to begin with?

[scarlet_devil]

I'd say she was a little better. It's Marisa, after all.

[levitating]

I certainly will.

I worry more about all of you, being trapped in a world decades before your time.

[furiousface]

[The Doctor isn't sure he's all that comforted by the fact she's with women instead of men. Could be they're just as much trouble as her being out with some boyfriend. But of course he can't say no, and less than a minute later there's that familiar whooshing sound. Then, the TARDIS materializes just a little behind her. The door opens, seemingly of its own accord.

The Doctor himself, meanwhile, is standing at the console. Though he doesn't look up when Clara enters, he does address her.]

Don't even think about becoming ill in the TARDIS. She'll probably eject you herself if there's any unwanted spillage.

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[torsion]

Better than them all going to get guns, at least? That's always a disaster waiting to happen.

[rushd]

[aw shit man ABORT ABORT] [1/2] FUCK

[2/2] dammit lydia why are you using hank's phone

[chr0n0]

Of course.....

JUST WAIT I'm gonna turn your arse into a drum.

[pressor]

No thank you!
Its tender...

Mamori Anezaki | Eyeshield 21

[deimon]

[1] Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.

[2] Hey this is Mamori, I have to type for Sena ( or insert someone else ) because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands.

[3] You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

[4] Text her!

Oh hi! :D have a 4!

[skyhighblue]

Okay. So you know that thing you said to not do? It kind of got did. NOT MY FAULT!!!!

[chr0n0]

I WOULD, but I think keeping you at arms length is the for the BEST.

[boogerman]

Shut up Sarah, I was being perfectly honest the whole time

[fanaa]

well there's this fine vodka I can take from my brother, he owes me anyway. [ weee the wonders of mad science. ]

[enma_ai]

Someone will always answer the hell line

Someone will always wish to give their soul to be rid of their tormentor.

ruining a life...

My head hurts now...

[furiousface]

What do you think? Perplexed by human behavior as ever, of course. Haven't you got someone else to flirt with in that school of yours? Find yourself a nice, boring teacher. Maybe that one with the bow-tie. I'm sure he'd know how to flirt back with you.