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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[truestheart]

No, but it's definitely past yours, gramps.

[chr0n0]

I'm trying! I'll be needing a bandaid or eight.

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[gimmecandy]

I'm already there.

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[dannyrand]

Wow, that's it's own 'too much' conclusion, huh?

2

[araigneedusoir]

Still? My, It seems I forgot my own strength.

2

[shadowblends]

as in we're each drinking a bottle of hot sauce?

3.

[skyhighblue]

nope! Now I'm starting a snow cone stand! Want one?

[generalorgana]

Clean it more than once a year, and I will.

[gimmecandy]

RAAAAAAAAAAAVUUUUN

You just don't get it, you gotta let me do this!

[razoruzhat]

I hate it.

[ there's a long pause between texts. ]

Listen, SHIELD maiden. Your choices are your own. Yours and Coulson's. But MY friend thinks it's his fault your leader is dead. He carries around a lot of guilt. If he finds out, and it hurts him worse? You and I and Phil will have words. Understand?

[cradler]

that's your response? after we were just talking about comebacks?

Oh dear X3

[playfulsong]

Oh? Prove me wrong.

Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[not_the_question]

1) You might not have ever been told this before, so let me do the honours: Shut- Up!

2) The way to this alien's hearts is through his... actually, no. Just leave my hearts alone, your pudding brain-probably couldn't comprehend a bi-vascular system anyway.

3) I think of all the names I hate the most, "Chief Executive Officer of the Human Race" is probably at the top of my list.

[paigetrevelyan]

I have a feeling if you killed them I wouldn't want them alive anyways.

Lets chalk it up to my love of knowledge and thirst for the truth

[da_champion]

You are so cruel to me.

I love that one. One day, my friend, I will have a dragon.

[glitchinthesystem]

[ can't stop won't stop. ] nah. it's totally appropriate.

but than it's good that im doing this. getting you in shape and back in the groove of things.

[pisaller]

remind me which of us was regrettably fully dressed?

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim

[suicidemission]

1. Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?

2. I'm like, not good at living.

3. so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted.


[chr0n0]

YES! I MEAN you hit me hard.

[She jumped like 10 feet in the air too..]

[apostasizing]

Which, as usual, was as perfect as can be expected of you.
You're a veritable powerhouse, Serah.

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[princessofhoenn]

Sounds like you had a blast. Was she as good as me?

[nyc_merlin]

It's a little of both. I'm just on the edge of drunk so you know not an idiot yet. But it might also be why I almost dropped my phone.

[mr_ice_guy]

I'm pretty sure I've said other sensible things too.

Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff | X-Men films | ota; misfires welcome

[rushd]

a. i'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug i should try??

b. eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon butt naked is how everyone should live

c. today some guy in line at chipotle told me i had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". this is why i don't make friends too often

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[forcepair]

That's... one way.