"CHOO CHOO!"

[madkingryan]

LET'S HEIST

You've got your crew - or maybe you don't.
Maybe you were just picked up off the street,
or maybe you've been planning this for years.
But now, the streets of the city are yours,
and there's only one thing to do;

Go big or go home.


1; THE PLAN
Prepwork. Plotting. Who're you going to hit? Who's going to do what?
Figure out what you're going to do and how you're going to do it,
just keep in mind that the world rarely goes along with your careful planning.

2; THE SETUP
Get the vehicles. Get the people. Get everything in place, and get
as ready as you can possibly be. Now isn't the time to let things
go wrong...not that it's going to stop them from doing so.
2B; THE SHOPPING MONTAGE
Time to dress up like firemen!

3; THE BEGINNING (OF THE END)
Three, two, one - get your mask, get your gun, get your adrenaline
up and pumping because there's no stopping it now.

4. THE GETAWAY
You've got the goods, but can you get away from the cops? Oh, look.
They've even brought in a helicopter team - lucky you. No matter how
many you shoot, there'll always be more coming, unless you can
give them the slip...
4B; THE COLLAPSE
It's all going down, boys, you're not going to make it.
Ready to go out in a blaze of glory?
Or did you forget to restock the sticky bombs?

5. THE AFTERMATH
Did you manage to escape? Lucky you, you're part of an extremely
rare club that pays as much homage to luck as it does skill. Now,
what're you doing with the prize?...perhaps using it to invest in
your next heist?

6. THE OTHER SIDE
Are you a cop instead of a heister? Good luck.

7. MAKING IT UP AS WE GO
Wildcard option. Anything goes here.

Comments

scott lang ( mcu ) ota

[tictacs]

[ crossovers and assumed cr are awesome. gen/shipping all OK ]

[hawktail]

[assumed CR with an OC okay? he's a getaway-driver-type, little young, little-okay lotta bit of a lil' shit. gen preferred.]

[tictacs]

[ yes i'm all for it! would you mind doing the starter? ]

Undyne | Undertale

[showsomespearit]

[This can only end "well".]

Gavin Free | Achievement Hunter | OTA

[gavinfree]

[YES]

[madkingryan]

[I absolutely need icons but Team Love And Stuff shenanigans? ]

[gavinfree]

[Oh absoLUTELY! I am extremely down]

Shinji Matou | Fate/Extra

[looselips]

[Every heist needs an eight-year-old genius hacker!!]

mick rory ( heat wave ) | the flash/legends of tomorrow (cw)

[charbroil]

[ ooc; he's your muscle, with some knowledge for security systems! ]

ROADHOG | OVERWATCH | OTA

[junkmageddon]

Daken Akihiro | Marvel

[culturedmongrel]

[Get in the car, losers]

[godofbadideas]

[lbr we're all about #7]

[culturedmongrel]

[As far as our talents go-- ]

"I'm not so sure you know what you're doing." Daken says lightly, this isn't the first time he's had to hotwire a car while in Loki's company, which should have been strange considering the little shit could teleport.

But here he is, head under the dash and long legs dangling out the open door as he works the wires together. Thankfully this car is probably old enough to vote and therefore easy to steal.

[godofbadideas]

"I know exactly what I'm doing." Excuse you, Daken. You're so lucky Loki likes the view.

"I'm getting us not-caught by the magical security systems." Which, credit to Daken for inviting him along, the mutant would never have noticed without him, until it was too late.

[culturedmongrel]

Only because these skinny jeans are awesome and his shirt kind of rides up a little.

"That sounds more like your problem than mine." The engine rolls over... with a little difficulty, but that's probably more the car's fault than his. He moves to sit up again, rolling his shoulders in a stretch.

[godofbadideas]

Loki eyes the smooth movements of muscle under Daken's shirt, with evident appreciation.

"Maybe, but it still means teleportation is out."

And maybe it's cool when Daken does something like this, okay?

[culturedmongrel]

"Then I hope you prove to be useful in other ways, darling." As fond of Loki as Daken was, this was still a job-- and he'd brought Loki along for the magical backup.

Without it he was possibly a liability.

Daken closes the door, rolling down the window and gesturing to the passenger seat with a lift of his chin. It rides a little low to the ground, then again.. they do have it packed with explosives.

[godofbadideas]

Loki hops in, and the car would ride even lower, were it not for the passive magic of his boots.

"Don't worry, sweetheart, once we're past the first layer, I can disable them."

[culturedmongrel]

Daken pulls out of the near empty lot, circling around into the dark street. It's not that far of a drive to the towering building that also happens to be their target. And Loki's right, he can feel the near electrical hum of magical wards up in place.

The faint vibration of a magnetic pulse ready to disable anything electronic that crossed the field before reaching the wall-- thankfully they didn't take into account two assholes in a jalopy.

"I'd jump unless you want to ruin that nice jacket of yours." Daken hums, switching gears and hitting the gas as they approach. The wall really doesn't stand a chance.

[godofbadideas]

No it does not, and it makes a very nice boom as they leap clear--

Blaring alarms go off, and shouting, and Loki ignores it all, slipping around to the first magical locus.

"Do you believe he paid seven billion dollars for these wards?"

[culturedmongrel]

"I believe that in the awe of magic and technology, it's easy to overlook the little things-- however, you're right, he's almost asking for it."

Daken brushes some ash off his shoulder, and steps forward, waiting for Loki to finish.

[godofbadideas]

A few delicate gestures, and a whispered suggestion are all it takes to convince the universe that the wards really shouldn't be on right now, and anything inside should pay no mind to the frost giant and mutant soon to be wandering the halls...

[culturedmongrel]

Which is a shame really, Daken would have liked if they'd put up a fight. Though strolling right through was nice too.

"You really don't want to get that jacket dirty, hmm?" When he notes that the security looks away despite the raging fire that the car outside had caused.

[godofbadideas]

"It's a very nice jacket," Loki points out. "Don't worry, you'll get to have some fun in the inner layer."

[culturedmongrel]

"I know, I gave it to you." He snorts, trying to roll his eyes in a dramatic fashion as they walk, hardly a soul paying them any mind, even as they set on the metal detectors in the lobby.

[godofbadideas]

Loki could quiet the metal detectors if he wanted, but frankly they just add a special little something to the general air of chaos around them.

"Elevator or stairs?" he asks.

[culturedmongrel]

"Mm.. Elevator, I haven't picked my playlist yet." He says almost absently, scrolling through his phone as they walk.

He likes a little background music for his heisting now-a-days.

[godofbadideas]

"Katy Perry," Loki suggests, as he pushes the 'up' button. "Lady Gaga."

[culturedmongrel]

"Such a disservice." He shakes his head, still scrolling as he reaches to press one earbud in. It's a long ride up anyway.

"Are we splitting up or am I making you a path?"

[godofbadideas]

Loki casts his mind back to the building blueprints, and considers for a moment.

"Make me a path," he decides.

[culturedmongrel]

The elevator dings to the proper floor, and he can feel the staticky-hum of the secondary magical wards. There are people rushing around, trying to figure out what the explosion was and why no one downstairs seem to give two shits about it.

"See here I thought this was going to be dull." He steps out as people rush past them, probably interns by the look of them-- it's the security guards he's interested in.

[godofbadideas]

"Hardly." Loki waggles his fingers at one of the interns, who moves towards him, seemingly despite himself--

"Hello. I suggest you and your friends make yourselves scarce. Use the stairs," he adds. "Cardio is good for you."

[culturedmongrel]

Daken snorts, rolling his eyes in a dramatic fashion as one of the other civilians screams as he unsheathed his claws near them.

"I'm not going to kill them." As if he's the only thing dangerous on this floor.

[godofbadideas]

"Yes, but they're the sort to freeze like deer," he points out. "And this will go more smoothly if they get out of the way. See?" he continues, gesturing at the recently-vacated security station. "Much better."

And now it's his turn again, and he hums to himself as he goes through their systems, looking for the precise location of their target.

[culturedmongrel]

Daken laughs and gives him a sideways look, the corner of his mouth curling up. "Whatever helps you sleep at night." He allows Loki his moments of sympathy for the 'innocents'.

He leaves the trickster to work, checking rooms and clearing the floor (messily) of anyone who'd raise a weapon to them.

[godofbadideas]

Loki gives him a hooded look, and an arched eyebrow before he gets to digging into the guts of this whole mess; nothing helps him sleep at night. Daken knows that. He rolls to his feet once he finds the information he's looking for, and heads over to the office Daken currently occupies--

"It's in the break room, of all places," he says. The office decor gets another arched eyebrow. "I'm sorry, are those Precious Moments figurines I'm seeing? And one of those atrocious babies-and-flowers calendars?"

[culturedmongrel]

He makes a curious sound with his arched brow, making way for Loki to move past him to examine the office as he slips back into the hall, trying to sniff out to see if there's anyone else near by.

"Where's the break room?" Wait coffee, he's got it figured out.

[godofbadideas]

Loki considers the horrid collection, and thoughtfully tips them all over, with a scrawled, get better taste pls ;) left on the desk. He follows out after Daken, slipping around him like an eel to get ahead again.

"I have to take care of another ward, and then the rest should be a bit more mundane."