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I. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE STUCK IN A HOUSE SOMEWHERE 1. The Real World: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. Hilarity ensues! 2. Big Brother: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. And everyone is competing for a big cash prize, no holds barred. Hilarity ensues! 3. The Insert Family Name Here Show: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. And everyone in the house just happens to be related, be it by blood or marriage or adoption. Familiarity ensues! 4. Temptation Island: You're all crammed in a big house with your spouse/partner/etc. and the cameras are rolling. And there just happen to also be sexy single people trying to get you to cheat on your better half. Infidelity ensues? 5. The Insert-Era-Here House: You're all crammed in a big house and the cameras are rolling. However, this house is special because it forces everyone in it to live in the past - literally. Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey...ness ensues! II. WE'RE TOTALLY IN IT TO WIN IT 6. America's Next Top _____: You have talent! You have willpower! You have skills! And you have a shot at that super-duper dream job/contract offered by a famous celebrity! There're just two problems: the cutthroat competition and that one judge whose goal in life is to tell you that you suck. Lovely! 7. The Amazing Race: Travel the world! See the sights! Indulge in the culture! Be the awkward tourist you were meant to be! And if you're lucky and your plane doesn't leave without you, you might beat everyone else and win lots of money for it! 8. The Bachelor(ette): The most eligible single person ever is up for grabs, and the winner can usually expect to get a prize in the form of a big fat engagement ring! Unfortunately, everyone else is expecting to win also... 9. Survivor: You're in a remote area of the world, forced to survive on whatever you win in the mini-games, or what you can kill or salvage. You have to outwit and outlast your fellow castaways if you hope to get your hands on the grand prize... 10. The Hunger Games: Oh no! You literally have to outwit and outlast your opponents - or else you die! And even if the odds are in your favor, the prizes for winning this competition aren't exactly worth all of the trouble you went through... III. WHAT A TWIST! 11. Secret Millionaire: You're the new poor guy in the neighborhood, and you've seen all the wonderful things the poor, struggling people are doing to improve their lives. These people could use some money, and little do they know you're not as poor as you pretended to be! 12. Undercover Boss: You're the company's newest grunt, and man you are shocked by the conditions of the workplace! The workers are underpaid, the conditions are atrocious and the tyrannical manager thinks he's the boss. Its time you give that jerk an reality check... 13. Joe Millionaire: At long last, the dating competition is over, and the winner has landed the catch of the century. There's just one problem: there's something less-than-stellar about you that has been deliberately kept quiet. Its time to come clean with the bad news... 14. Japanese Game Show: Its a game where the winner is promised a lot of money if they win. Little did you realize what you were getting into: this game is an impossible obstacle course that is designed to make everyone lose. But maybe you'll be the exception, right? 15. Cameras? What Cameras?: Ok, something very, very strange is going on. People are acting up in public, harassing other people, or generally acting really stupid. Someone should stop them, or maybe you should just stand there awkwardly--wait, are those cameras? 16. Wild Card: Anything and everything not mentioned on this list, or mix and match.

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raquelle | barbie: life in the dreamhouse

[ex_esteems92]

[maidofecstasy]

[OH MY GOD ALL THESE SQUARES IN THIS HOUSE ARE HARSHING HER CHILL.

If everyone keeps mistaking her for the help, though, they're going to wake up one morning with their breakfast laced with acid (the drug kind not the burning kind).]

miles edgeworth ; ace attorney ; ota

[1202]

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[worldarcana]

[ The weather is unbearably hot and they're all constantly hungry (why can't noodles grow on trees or something?!) and miserable and prone to fighting for petty reasons because things haven't really gone that well so far. Souji's just returned from walking along the beach in search of something to eat and he's carrying a tiny amount of fruit. ]

I think these are edible. Want some?

Balder | Marvel Ultimates

[keen_eye]

2 - Ultimates!verse big brother?

[spiderkid]

[ Miles is staring in the house's huge rec room, staring at where he thinks a camera is hidden in the ceiling. ]

Shouldn't there be an age limit to these things? Not that winning some money wouldn't be cool.

Nymphadora Tonks | Harry Potter

[wotcher]

[ At some point, somewhere, someplace, something is going to get broken. ]

Jade Harley | Homestuck

[dogger]

Tracy Turnblad | Hairspray

[gottathinkbigtobebig]

Green Oak ○ Pokemon HGSS (gameverse)

[fiveminutechamp]

heather | american idiot ( musical )

[rockand]

meg giry ; the phantom of the opera

[ballabile]

janet majors ; shock treatment (rocky horror)

[luckystarred]

maxwell smart ; get smart.

[smartest]

7! Watson and Max thrown together on the same team?

[flatmatewatson.livejournal.com]

This was so much harder than it looked on telly. John's trying to read the map given them, they're trying to make it to the train station before their train leaves for Switzerland. Except they couldn't take a cab...they were on bikes. Being on a bike and trying to read a map was difficult at best.

John had the map spread on the handlebars, paused at an intersection to try and figure out where to go. "I think it's right..." he says, looking to see where his travel partner had gotten to.

Toni Stark | MCU (AU) | OTA - 8!

[iam_ironwoman]

[This is a show about flirting with beautiful people while looking awesome and doing extravagant amazing things in various exotic locations.... Damn right Toni is this season's Bachelorette! I mean really, why would she NOT be?!

Try your best ladies and gentlemen, who wants a first impression rose?]

The Real World: Vampire Edition

[emptynight]

((Vampires of all stripes welcome!))

[Who thought that sticking a bunch of vampires into a house together would be a good idea? It's not like putting superpowered immortals with a history of angst, violence, bloodlust, and taking themselves too seriously could possibly be a bad idea.

But the cameras are rolling. And Thomas is wandering the house naked. Again.]

[inomnetempus]

[And here's a tiny, spiky-haired vampire standing in Thomas's path, fists on her hips and wearing an expression that happens to be both disapproving and amused. She has a pair of jeans draped over one arm.]

Thomas, what have we said about pants~?

daenerys targaryen | asoiaf

[emblazing]

[ don't be like ellen and hide my dragons ya'll. ]

Gambit | Marvel Comics | OTA

[remy_le_beau]

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sigyn | bachelorette

[burdenof]

( Confessional: )

So, ah, yes, I'm hopefully going to find my true love or something out of these twenty five handsome men who auditioned. I've been looking, dated around, but it's been hard to find The One, you know? I don't think it will be any easier on international television, but I am eager to try.

Eliot Spencer - Leverage

[retrieverchef]

Cerni Odair - Hunger Games (semi-OC)

[knotsnarrows]

Yakui-tan | Nijiura maids

[maidofecstasy]

[You know that one chick that you're sure is doing LSD whenever the camera's not on her, and never seems to really know or care what's going on at any given time? The one who carries around more pill bottles than any sane doctor would ever prescribe, and continuously offers to share? The one who everyone is certain slipped peyote into the coffee machine that one time but nobody could prove it?

No?

Well that's who Yakui is.]

Kay Faraday | Ace Attorney | Het if ever

[yatagarasu]

I only have one case file in my hands, and that file contains America's Next Top Assistant

[1202]

[ The first judging of his first show. Edgeworth really questioned why the Prosecutor's Office thought this would raise funds for the Precinct - and why the Precinct couldn't just raise their funds alone. Now he was stuck in the centre of a row of judges - himself, Detective Gumshoe, "guest judge" Franziska von Karma, and the Judge - ready to greet thirteen hopefuls, and tell one of them that they lacked the ability to be his assistant.

... Truth be told, he'd like to tell all of them that.

But he cleared his throat, and cast a sharp eye over the crowd of contestants. ]

Thirteen potential legal assistants stand before me. Unfortunately, [ And how he strained not to sound too sarcastic there ] only one of you will win a placement, working as my legal assistant for a year. [ A year too long. ]

This week, you have faced the simple task of creating a decent cup of tea, and researching criminal law. Some of you have fared better than others.

[ He takes a seat, looking down at the case notes in front of him before calling the first assistant; ] Miss Kay Faraday.

tohru adachi ➤ persona 4

[fakingafool]

Hayato Gokudera | Khr

[hurricanebomber]

sherlock holmes | bbc's sherlock | ota

[deduce]