Your number still 911?

[memeorabilia]

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.

Rules:

1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!

For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.

2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.

3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?

4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!

5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.

6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY

7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.

8. Wildcard
Mix/match or make your own. Anything goes!

credit goes to ringomogirebeam

Comments

Sakon Shima | Sengoku Basara

[ittenbari]

RNGd 7, why not

[upadly_aniol]

[glances at the new guy. Well, maybe that Sakon Shima wasn't as bad as he first thought, when he thought he'd have to babysit him all the way, and he hated it--

No, not really hated it, since it was Director Hideyoshi's idea to pair them up, and of course the Director could do no wrong, the very thought would be blasphemous, but still... Mitsunari just wasn't sure yet what was the purpose. Maybe he was to make sure that Sakon or whatever his name was didn't die too quickly? Well, anyway...]

[Ieyasu once said that the best thing to do after work is to get to know each other, small talk he called it, or something, so. Might just as well try it.]

Do you know that the way you work is risky, or are you just suicidal, Shima?

[ittenbari]

Huh?

[Sakon was over the moon to get this promotion and to be assigned by the director to work with Mitsunari Ishida (of all people!) and he'd thought that his first day went really well, so the unexpected criticism surprises him a little. Only a little, because Mitsunari is notoriously difficult to work with, but he thought they were getting along just fine!]

I'm just a gambler, that's all. Lady Luck is usually on my side, so why not go for it, right?

[fallen_bloody_angel]

[Yes- while Sakon was no Ieyasu (traitor who left the ranks while mumbling something about "corruption". So forget him, forget him, he was no longer a partner!); he wasn't the words. But Mitsunari visibly gasps upon hearing the "gamble" word]

Gambling has been outlawed in our ranks by our one and only Director Hideyoshi! The time I catch you gambling is the time you forfeit your life to my gun!

[yup. he's threatening his new partner now and even seems to mean it. Oops?]

[ittenbari]

N-not on work hours! I promise! Never when I'm on the clock!

[Sakon waves his hands frantically. He knew things were strict here, but can't a guy hit the casino sometimes? Mitsunari is making it sound like a few harmless games of craps are going to put his life in danger. It's his paycheck, isn't it? What's all the fuss about?]

[upadly_aniol]

I'll hold you to it... newbie.

[there, that was the word. Hopefully an appropriate ones, judging from contexts in which Ieyasu used the word when speaking of newcomers to the force. Good.]

What you do with your unimportant money is your own business, true. But if you bring shame to Director Hideyoshi, then... pray that you only get fired.

[ittenbari]

You don't...you wouldn't...

[They can't kill him. That's illegal. They're policemen! They can't do things like that! He's 100% sure that's not how it's supposed to work.]

[fallen_bloody_angel]

[look into Mitsunari's eyes and say for sure that Mitsunari Ishida would not commit murder, if the Director or Director's partner (partner in all the meanings, some people gossip) would ask him to do so. Say you're sure, Sakon, really. Or can't you?]

Wouldn't what, Shima? Do you have something to say? Then speak.