"um, you shouldn't have eaten that"

[bubblegumhair]

"No wait, Don't eat That!"
The Meme

Note: This does deal with drugs and spiked food, so there could be potential triggers or uncomfortable subjects in general. This can also contain sexual content, and some gross content such as illnesses/germs and consuming insects.

How this works:
1. The usual deal: Name, canon, and any preferences you think are necessary to put in subject line.
2. You just ate/drank something you shouldn't! Why? Drugged? Spiked? Who knows! The thing is, you ate it, and your friend was too late to warn you of its contents. Or maybe they weren't aware and let you eat it anyway!
3. You can decide who is the eater and who is the warner. List "the eater" if you specifically want to eat something, or list "the friend" if you want to specifically be the friend in your subject box.
4. You can leave your comment blank or write what your character is eating if you want to be specific.
5. Use a random generator or choose whatever you want.
5. React accordingly.

The Contents

1. Acid/LSD
Whatever you ate, it's giving you a trip and you're freaking out! It's up to your friend to take care of you until the drug runs its course.

2. Marijuana
Pot brownies! Or pot something else! You suddenly feel more chill than usual.

3. Caffeine
Not a harmful drug, but whatever you ate has a lot of it. You're jumping off the walls!

4. Alcohol
This drink is delicious! You can't get enough! Problem is, it's either spiked or it was an alcoholic beverage to begin with. Your friend doesn't notice it until you've had a few too many...

5. Aphrodisiac
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Oh, it's neither? It's the drink? Why didn't you tell me!? Things can only get sexy or awkward from here...

6. Allergens
It looks innocent enough. You take a bite! But wait, your friend says that what you just ate contains something you're allergic to! Oh crap!

7. Food Poisoning
Just because something looks okay and smells okay doesn't always mean it is okay. You eat a bit, and your friend comes in and says they were about to throw that out! Uh oh...you suddenly feel nauseous...

8. Germs/Illness
This is a special one because there's a timeskip involved. You unwarily eat something someone sneezed or coughed on, or you drink something that someone who is sick drank. A few days later and you're bedridden. You should be more careful!

9. NO WAIT STOP, THERE'S A FLY!
You're so excited to eat your object of food that you unwarily eat it without realizing that a fly landed on it and hasn't left! Oh no!

10. Muy Caliente!
You took a bite out of something super spicy. Flip out and breath fire, or impress your friend by having no effect whatsoever!

11. Wildcard
Got an idea for something not listed! Go for it.

Comments

Nurse Christine Chapel | Star Trek XI | OPEN

[xusschapelx]

[ooc: Open to either but she's more than likely the friend or nurse looking after the person who's just ate something they shouldn't]

Takaba Akihito | Viewfinder | OTA

[takaba_akihito]

8

[bubblegumhair]

Wow, Miki really needed to stop treating his guests to random stuff left out on the table. Didn't that stupid roommate know that Kiyoshi was coughing around those cookies all day?

And so here he was two days later, dragging one of his guests back to his house, after the poor guy collapsed from a fever.

"Just a little more." Kiyoshi murmured to the guy he was currently helping walk to his house. "We're almost there."

Loki Odinson | Marvel Movie Mythology.

[mischief_maker]

2.. Just because

[odinsonthor]

[Excitably Thor runs into his brothers chambers holding a tray. It was a treat he had received before. Although something smelt a little off about them he was still happy]

Brother look I received a gift!

[He immediately begins to tuck into them without a thought eating quite a few and sitting upon the floor before offering the tray up to Loki, his mouth full]

Try one!

[He then lye's back on the floor smiling]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural | OTA!

[3_14]

[ Especially up for 1/2/4/5 ]

Elizabeth Burke | White Collar | OTA!

[lizburke]

Re: Elizabeth Burke | White Collar | OTA!

[succubi_rnvrshy]

Risana gently stroked the woman's hand, humming faintly beneath her breath. "You should be more careful," she murmured, frowning faintly at her.

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4 | Either role

[tofu_idol]

Naoto Shirogane | Persona 4 | Friend

[shiroganefortune]

Terezi Pyrope | Homestuck | Eater | No smut

[thoughtandflow]

[It should come as no surprise to anyone that Terezi doesn't pay all that much attention to what she puts in her mouth. And this orange creamsicle is just too delicious for her to resist]

10

[france]

[ Orange creamsicle? Is she kidding? She just bit into one of America's deathly spicy ghost-pepper burritos! Why is it whenever America runs across a nice little alien, he has to go ahead and neglect the damn thing? ]

Aaa merde. Merde, that is, aa, I will get you some milk, d'accord?

[ Where the hell is he going to find milk in a meeting hall? And why did America decide to provide nothing but gatorade for this banquet? Ugh, France cannot believe he associates with that idiot. ]

Actually, I do not think there is any milk, mon amie, [ is it even a girl he doesn't even really know ] --do you want some of this? [ Offering a gatorade to her. ]

loki ♔ mcu

[lokiofasgard]

eheheeeh.

[thor_ofasgard]

it starts as a simple joke. Thor wanted to prank the prankster, so to speak. he wanted to get his brother to loosen up, to have a bit more fun. as he stands with two goblets in hand, back turned to the crowd, with the light weight of the pouch in his pocket, Thor tries to remember quite what the medicine woman said. was he to give Loki the full dosage? what was the dosage to begin with? perhaps only a dash? would a dash have any effect at all?

his expression quickly twists itself into a frown, and Thor finds himself at a loss as to what to do. after another moment of debate, Thor recalls the woman saying that no matter the amount, no harm would come to whoever consumed it. it would only vary the degree of reaction, that's all. having remembered this, Thor feels consoled as he furtively empties the powder sac into the left goblet.

"Thor!" Fandral is calling from just a little farther away, and it makes Thor crane his head to see the shorter, spunkier Asgardian. (as he does so, some of the powder drifts into the other drink.) the two exchange words briefly and at one point, Fandral makes as if he will take the left goblet from Thor.

"no! sorry - I - you know how particular my brother is about his wines. I had to go fetch this just for him." Thor pulls the left goblet closer to his chest and offers the other instead. Fandral laughs at the remark, but accepts the replacement without hesitation. he wishes Thor well, and makes a quiet remark before leaving about Loki's fussing and what an amount of strong wine ought to do to him.

Thor makes his way up back to where Loki is seated without any further incidents - at least those involving the wine. there are a few handsy maidens at one point that Thor dutifully declines, much to their dissatisfaction. his brother looks as apathetic as ever but when Thor offers the wine, he takes it, but not without eyeballing his elder hesitantly for just a moment.

it starts as a simple joke, and Thor doesn't know that it will end in nothing of the sort.

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII

[hartlocking]

.5

[prima_aberrant]

Careful green eyes watched as the woman traced steps over toward the tray of desserts. They were irresistible, of course, for he crafted them to be just so. However, the woman was unaware just how sweet they would be if she were allowed to take one for herself. The wine, sweet in its own right, was also a dangerous seduction –– and he leaned forward, his arm rested on the table and he watched. Like a predator upon a rabbit, he waited silently.

He was sitting not too far away, his eyes on her intently. And just as she reached for her chosen sweet he called to her. "I would not advise you to fall into such temptation." A grin to his lips. "You might lose yourself in its delicacy."

Rainbow Dash | My Little Pony | OTA

[rainboomaviator]

Kiyoshi Fujisawa | Original Character | open :)

[bubblegumhair]

[ooc: either role okay!]

I'll let you roll

[fans_fire]

Wait!

[Yukiko's not sure what distracted her from the table. All she knows is that there's something wrong with the food that she hasn't managed to explain yet and that before she can say anything, Kiyoshi's taking a bite out of it. She cringes, sighing a little]

Never mind...

Sawyer | LOST | OPEN

[lostsawyer]

Jack Frost | Megaten

[udontknowjackfrost]

[Look at him, happily enjoying whatever he's eating. Do you really want to stop him?]

Jade Harley | Homestuck

[ancailleachglas]

7 - I'm sorry now

[pishirogane]

[So there had been chocolate, but Naoto doesn't really like chocolate. However, there's another problem]

Harley-san, should you be eating chocolate?

[Or more, is it safe for Jade to be eating it?]

harry potter | harry potter | ota

[defeater]

sherlock holmes | sherlock (bbc) | ota

[atypic]

ahhh, can't decide...preference? anything but 5

[flatmatewatson.livejournal.com]

Sounds of cupboards being opened and closed. "Sherlock, where did you put th--....wait, got it." Watson brings down what should be tea. It was in this container last time so why wouldn't it be tea?

He spoons some into a cup, pouring the hot water over it and taking a sip with a sigh. "Better..."

balthier | ffxii | ota

[robin_hoodesque]

[ open to either eating or being a friend. due to the nature of this character, though, I have a bit of a preference for being the friend, but it doesn't really matter. ]

ok i lied - 10

[udontknowjackfrost]

[Sweet! A reddish looking popsicle! Jack takes a big bite. ...Little did he know that it was one of those chili-mango popsicles that are popular in Mexico.]

I...I don't feel too good, hee...

Jasmine "Jazzy" Jolene | Bioshock (pre-Rapture)

[prettyfool]

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?)

[sheshipsit]

2

[france]

[ When he returns to the room, his eyes widen at the sight of Portugal half finished with one of his pain aux chocolats, one of his cabinets open. He blinks, opening his mouth to say something before she finishes it off, irritated she was stealing his food without asking, but moreover stunned at her choice of food. ]

Aaa... salut, Portugal, how nice of you to tell me you were coming to visit.

[ He walks over to the cabinet, inspecting it for a second, realising that she had indeed, stolen from the plate her had of them in there. He flit his eyes back to her, unimpressed, then frowned. ]

And to steal my food. [ On second though, he really had to debate with himself whether or not he was going to tell her those were very special confections, made from a gift from the Netherlands for his birthday. Nah, he'd just wait for her to realise it herself. ]

Russia † Hetalia: Axis Powers † OTA

[frosti]

5

[france]

[ Pink vodka?

He's never seen such a pretty shade of vodka before!

He sincerely hopes Russia won't mind the fact he let himself in, after all, it was so cold, and France is so terribly (albeit fashionably) underdressed! He finds two little glasses besides the bottle, and pours himself one, pulling the cup to his nose to smell it. That's funny. It didn't really smell like vodka, or even alcohol really. More like a sweet, flowery, maybe even tangy drink, and he brought it to his lips to take a sip. ]

Mon Descartes! C'est magnifique! [ In one quick gulp, the drink is downed and France licks his lips, delighted with the flavour. He places the glass down against the table, taking a seat next to it with crossed legs, waiting for the Russian to make his appearance. ]

Tsutomu Fujisawa || Original Character

[academicsandbara]

[ooc: men only for aphrodisiac option]

5

[france]

[ Get cute college student visiting from Japan drunk?

Check.

Take him on a scenic walk through Paris and ultimately end up taking him back to his house 'just so France could grab a few things'?

Check.

Leave delicious-looking French confections lying on the table in front of the boy while France spends an inordinate amount of time in the other room?

Check. ]

I will only be another few minutes! If you are hungry, help yourself to some of the croissants! I just made them.

nikki | misfits

[teleportate]

england | axis powers hetalia

[inebriate]

1 i have tagged way too many things today

[france]

[ He probably shouldn't have asked England to watch his drink just after insulting his monarchy, his government, and his eyebrows. Probably should have just gotten a new one. When he returns, he smiles at England, grin saccharine in intent, then picks up his glass and takes a seat next to him, taking a sip of his wine. ]

So then, where were we in the conversation? Aaa oui. You were telling me you were still a world power, and I was laughing in your face.

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

[Eater.]