the DRUNK meme

[kentuckyfriedstripper]

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Leave your top level blank or add in some brief starters/preferences for extra fun!

Comments

tyler lockwood | the vampire diaries | ota; m/m for shipping

[bondbreaker]

elijah 'perception' moore | xmen oc | ota; m/m shipping

[bendsperception]

jeremy gilbert | the vampire diaries | ota; m/m shipping

[ofthefive]

Thea Queen | Arrowverse

[queenleftbehind]

isaac lahey | teen wolf | ota; m/m shipping

[outofthefreezer]

((OOC: Can't be drunk but can be hanging out with drunk people.))

ethan | teen wolf | ota; m/m shipping

[packwannabe]

((OOC: Can't be drunk but can be hanging out with drunk people.))

damon salvatore | the vampire diaries | ota; m/m shipping

[predatoryspecies]

julian sanders | supernatural (oc) | ota; m/m shipping

[pressor]

dean winchester | supernatural | ota; m/m shipping

[savethehallmark]

[astutealpha]

{ Hi there! It's been an age, but would you be interested in doing something again?

theo raeken | teen wolf | ota; m/m shipping

[stoleaheart]

((OOC: Can hypothetically be drunk- considering chimera healing is significantly slower than Werewolf healing it could probably be assumed his metabolism won't have the same affect on alcohol.))

ronan lynch | the raven cycle | ota; m/m shipping - trk or no trk up to you

[taibhreamh]

Zarya || Overwatch

[duty_over_glory]

[Do you really want to know how much it took to get her to this point?]

8

[nekohohoho]

[Loud, embarrassing singing? Kuroo's got that covered. He may or may not even be drunk. Technically, he is still underage. Whether or not anyone knows that, and whether or not he took advantage of that, is indeterminate.

The two confirmed facts are that Kuroo is usually only one excuse away from being loud and embarrassing even when he's sober, and that he enjoys Queen.]

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE, IS THIS JUST FANTASY~

[Feel free to chime in, Zarya; Kuroo would love accompaniment.]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

[evildetector]

Felix Dawkins | Orphan Black

[felixtheprat]

jade harley | homestuck

[thebarkside]

Axton | Borderlands 2

[attagirl]

Hawke | Dragon Age | OTA

[da_champion]

Korra | Legend of Korra

[bendthelaw]

any prompt in mind, or should I RNG?

[upadly_aniol]

Horatio Hornblower | Hornblower (A&E Series)

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

Re: Horatio Hornblower | Hornblower (A&E Series)

[notrosecolored]

Elliot Alderson | Mr Robot

[sourcecode]

2. UNSOLICITED ADVICE

[bastardofipswich]

It's his 21st birthday, and Chase Collins is spending it alone. That's kind of what happens when you murder your parents and have no siblings and totally lack a circle of friends because you hold the rest of the world's populace in pure, smug contempt. Whatever. He's young, rich, hot, powerful (even if he failed to kill Caleb Danvers and siphon his Power back in high school), and breezing through college, so life is pretty great.

He's fine. He's got everything figured out. Unlike that sap in the hoodie, sitting alone at the back of the bar. Talk about pathetic. Chase downs another birthday shot, as if the fact that it's finally legal for him to drink it somehow makes it taste better, then picks up his glass of... whatever the bartender mixed when Chase told him to surprise him.

"You've been sitting here, alone, for like two hours," Chase says in lieu of a greeting to Mr. Total Stranger in the Hoodie as he joins him in his sad, dark, lonely table without waiting for an invitation. "You must've seriously messed up somewhere in your life."

Loser.

Nakahara Chuuya | Bungou Stray Dogs

[corruptio]

oikawa tooru ( hq!! )

[insinuate]

[ m/m for shipping. ]

haruka nanase | free!

[stylization]

[ m/m for shipping. ]

arthur | inception

[briefed]

( m/m preferred for shipping. )

Prince Ganymede | Olimpos

[godlyornament]