ARBY'S! We Have the Memes!

[blubs]

You've just walked into an Arby's!

The only rules:
1. All characters enter drunk.
2. They're thinking Arby's.

Optional link to Arby's menu
FOR AUTHENTICITY!!!

Comments

momoko ryugasaki | kamikaze girls

[madaboutbaby]

[ what is she even doing here. ]

[eatseverything]

[dunno, but this guy's sitting across from her and eating off her plate.]

thor | mcu

[usedthunder]

[ do jamocha shakes come in pitchers? he'll have four. ]

Re: thor | mcu

[wills]

[Someone thinks their side-eying is much less obvious than it actually is. But is it really side-eying if it's outright staring?]

You know, I think... This is a bad plan.

Modern Han Solo || Star Wars AU

[rebelscumfather]

[[An Earthbound take on Han Solo. OTA people. Hit me.]]

Dude, I totally missed this.

[dorkvader]

Guess who is never leaving his mug unattended during Life Day ever again.

junkrat | overwatch

[scrapture]

[shoveling the most disgusting items on the menu into his mouth like he's trying to eat his own body weight]

[speedtracer]

[How exactly did she end up in a place like this with a known criminal anyway?

Tracer just got coffee. A lot of coffee. When you're untethered from time itself and as fast as she is, you tend to need a lot of it.]

Are you sure you can digest that, luv?

kate galloway. oc.

[dedikated]

[ this was NOT her idea.

Hadriel party thread idk ]

Nero | Devil May Cry 4

[cabanero]

[Currently staring up at the overhead menu, oblivious to the line gathered behind him.]

[millenniummessiah]

... Hey.

[Aleph fidgets for a moment, waiting for a response, but he gets impatient. He waves his hand up near the weird tall guy's face, annoyed.]

Hey, you're holding up the line... Some of us have demons to feed, y'know.

Joseph Kavinsky | The Raven Cycle

[fucking_kavinsky]

[He does this a lot tbh}

[anothercopycat]

Do they have curly fries? I want curly fries.

Roadhog | Overwatch

[hoggingtheroad]

[Well, food is food.]

[dvaopnerfpls]

[It's. Probably a long story.]

I'm thinking Jamocha Shake. What about you, one of everything?

captain marvelous | gokaiger | ota

[eatseverything]

[leaps importantly on top of a table.] Bacon?!?

[joe_gibken]

[It was going to be another of THOSE days.]

You might have to be a little more specific, Marvelous.

[He peers at the menu.]

Why would anyone curl fries? What's wrong with the straight ones?

Darth Vader | Star Wars : Blue Milk Special

[dorkvader]

[He's just here for a coffee and a chance to ignore Imperial bureaucracy for a little while.]

[abouttime]

[Hey look a murderchild aged-up old enough to legally drink and they are pretty tipsy, mostly from wine. Beer is for s c r u b s. And yes, all their alcohol was left at home and the only thing they think is safe to drink here is water, without the ice. So they've got that. And a side of onion rings.]

Yo, space man. Mind if I sit here?

Lena "Tracer" Oxton | Overwatch

[speedtracer]

[She's just having coffee. A lot of coffee, mind you. Seriously though, you Americans call this food? She'll keep her barely edible food from restaurants back home, thank you very much.]

darcy lewis | mcu

[sixcollegecredits]

[Wants all of the curly fries. ALL. OF. THEM.]

Celty Sturluson | Durarara!!

[decaptivate]

[Who keeps their biking helmet on even inside a food joint? This lady, apparently. She's seated alone at a table, meal already ordered and set out in front of her, although...she hasn't so much as touched any of it in the fifteen minutes since it arrived, in favor of staring out the window with her arms folded on the table. Which, well. It'd be difficult to eat with a helmet still on anyway, but.......]

Rally Vincent | Gunsmith Cats

[gun_cata]

[ ...at least curly fries are good. ]

saitama | opm | ota

[godlevel]

[scrutinizing the menu for the cheapest thing on it.]

saitama | opm | ota

[scrap_metal]

They have curly fries on the menu, sensei. At least on the photo they look pretty long and crispy.

[ ah yes, the return of the fries. biggest, darkest secret ]

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - OTA

[inheritstheredsouls]

[He's swaying a little, but that's because he's feeling light-headed from lack of food. Or so he'd claim, should anyone ask.]

I'll take four--no, five roast beef...things. And sticks. Cheesy sticks.

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[lunchleader]

[Yes, that is over a half-dozen trays next to him. This isn't unusual for him, even if he was totally sober.]

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - OTA

[drivesshotgun]

[Either she's drunk off-shift...or she's the stone-cold-sober cop called in to stop your sorry drunken ass for causing more trouble. your choice.]

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - OTA

[summerorange]

[What's this? A very happy mikan? Somebody take a picture - especially when she's trying to drunkenly get this curly fry into her mouth while giggling the whole time.]

Arthur | Mystery Skulls | OTA

[untrueking]

[There's nothing wrong with suddenly craving Arby's...right?]

Cecil Gershwin Palmer | WTNV | M/M

[tunicandfurrypants]

[voicetesting.]

get unfucked erin

[whatitis]

[... ... ...]

You know, Arby's seems a lot less romantic than how I remember it.

jonathan joestar | jojo's bizarre adventure

[beatofmyblood]

[let's see if those table manners have improved with age/if they share any kind of inverse relationship with drunkenness.]

[roberteo]

[In the grand scheme of things, Robert could be in worse situations.

As it stands, he's attempting to pry the top off of an authentic Arby's milkshake, looking very determined. This would be a hard task for him normally, but when moderately buzzed...it's kind of pitiful. Eventually, he slides the drink over to Jonathan, looking remarkably defeated.]

Jojo, if you open it, I'll give you half.

[He'll give Jojo half anyways, but don't mention that.]

Jean Pierre Polnareff | JJBA (Stardust Crusaders)

[silvercrusader]

[Burgers are the best drunk food. Or mozzarella sticks. Or a milkshake. Or all three at once, you can definitely order that, who gives a shit, he could eat literally everything here, have you seen how big a dude he is.]

Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls

[mabill_pipher]

(he's very veeery drunk)