TEXTS FROM TONIGHT. (baby i told you never to call me here!)

[jappleack]

texts from TONIGHT.

1) write up or nab a TFLN. WRITE SOMETHING! ♥ (making up your own avoids repeat texts, also)
2) THEN!! OPTIONALLY, PLAY OUT what led to that text or what actually happened that night. make it up. BE CREATIVE. Or you can just reply like it's a normal TFLN whatevs.
3) i won't delete blank comments, but content is ENCOURAGED!!
4) have fun, make bad decisions, YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES.

Comments

Pinkie Pie | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[pinkpartycannon]

I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME

[checkoutthesedecks]

cocaine's a hell of a drug

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4

[advisor_type]

I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"

[papadojima]

That's pretty appropriate, Hanamura, but I think you wanted to send this to Souji. Which is not really better.

Loki Odinson | Marvel AU

[sonofjotunheim]

I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.

Could not resist even if he's AU

[like_a_gerbil]

Leave Tony alone. :|

And it's gerbil not hamster.

Souji Seta | Persona 4

[goldentouch]

I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.

[disco_ninja_frog]

this is why we're never sharing a room again

Tsumugi "Mugi" Kotobuki | K-On!

[golden_gaytime]

$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.

[newyears]

some of those doors weren't actually metaphorical.

Tsubaki Kasugano | Mirai Nikki

[redlikeflowers]

Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist

Hitoshura | SMT: Nocturne

[demifemme]

I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives and the health of their souls.

Re: Hitoshura | SMT: Nocturne

[pursuitofcappiness]

Who is this?

I think that's illegal, by the way.

Spike | Pony.MOV

[checkoutthesedecks]

i swear to god if i open my eyes covered in some kind of body fluid, i'm going to fuck your shit up

I LOVE YOU

[onlysanemanintown]

...okay, I'm not even gonna ask how the fuck a purple dragon got my cell number. Not this time.

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.

[theguywiththegun]

Getting sued again, are we?

Art Chapel | My Life in Film

[independent_lowbudget]

You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.

[trailertrashman]

So that's why Cory and I got busted that time we peed on the cop car! We shoulda worn tuxes!

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

It's true: sand really does get everywhere.

FML.

[aimless_arrow]

Sucks to be you! XD

Kurz Weber || Full Metal Panic!

[cockmyrifle]

Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.

[edgar_roni]

praise from her brother???

where were you? Arkansas?

Shinjiro Aragaki — Persona 3

[themortalhalf]

...she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.

[goldentouch]

You just found yourself a keeper. Never let go of that one.

Saber ♥ Fate/stay night

[ex_cashcow493]

I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.

[goldentouch]

Define "envision"

Blue Mary | King of Fighters

[somethingaboutbluemary]

Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees?

[A second later.]

Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is

Judge Gabran (Noah fon Ronsenburg) | Final Fantasy XII & Dissidia

[wotdriveshim]

TEXT IS WOT DRIVES ME

[deathwarder]

but you can't drive a wot

can you

what is a wot is it some kind of earth automobile

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/stay Night

[bejewels]

He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.

Nanoha Takamachi | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

[guiding_starlight]

she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.

Re: Nanoha Takamachi | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

[nightskymage]

I could double-check for her. You know, if she's still not sure. Anything for a friend!

Richter Belmont | Castlevania

[vampirekiller]

a zombie vomited on me.

want me to pick up dinner?

[notyourwhippinggirl]

Chris, for the last time there's

...wait. You're not Chris. How did you get my number?!

Touma Kamijou | Fukou Da: The Novel / The Game / The Movie

[punch_illusions_get_harem]

Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.

[takaba_akihito]

Goodluck with that. I'm not coming to rescue you if some creepy guy in a black BMW kidnaps your homeless ass. ... It happens, you know!

Harry Lockhart || Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

[captain_fucking_magic]

I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.

[st_a_rk]

A, you have the wrong number. B, I think we might be soul mates. C, how big are we talking? Cucumber? Baby arm? Smokie?

Chloe Randall ● X:Men

[portalcreator]

Sorry I don't make house calls. You want sex you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis.

Soma Cruz | Castlevania series

[soma_cruz]

just woke up. everyone I see is telling me "a miserable pile of secrets!"

WHAT DID I DO

Re: Soma Cruz | Castlevania series

[rebuildscience]

you ran in yelling "what is a man?"

Lucifer | SMT

[the_original_rebel]

I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.

[mcpimphat]

[Opens kitchen cabinet.

Lucy, what are you doing?]

Sabriel | Old Kingdom Trilogy

[bindsthedead]

And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut Touchstone out of his clothes with my sword.

[slewthetyrant]

...you must have had an interesting wedding night.