bakerstreet | Meme Against Humanity

Who doesn't enjoy the hilarious results of Cards Against Humanity**?
**WARNING: Some of the cards may be disturbing/offensive to some people. (But that's kind of the point.)

Here's how to play:

Option 1: go to this Random Black Card Generator

Option 2: use any of the original or expansion packs.
Note: All of these will come up as PDF, unless otherwise noted
The Original Set
Nerds Against Humanity (Several different sets behind the link, all available in PDF preview)
Cords Against Trekkies (Download Only)
Ferengi Rules Against Harmony (Download Only)
Cords Against the 80s (Download Only)
Cards Against Gallifrey (Doctor Who) (Download only)
Fandoms Against Humanity
Cards Against Science - BLACK & WHITE
Cards Against Humanities (For those in Academia)
Cards Against The Realm (Game of Thrones)
Breaking Bad Against Humanity (Download Only)
Cards Against IT - BASIC EDITION & EDITION 2.0
Cards Against Mars - WHITE & BLACK
Cards Against Humanity - Tech Industry
Cards Against Humanity - Grognards (Table Top RPG, but a lot are applicable)
Gears Against Humanity (Steampunk edition)
Cards Against Astronomy
**If you want to add more expansion PDFs/Downloads to this list, please send a PM!

Put your Character Name/Fandom in the Header.
Post a Black Card (or two or three) from any of the sets (or use the random Black Card Generator).
Others reply to you with results from White Cards from any of the sets they want to use.
Have conversations while playing - just like you normally would.
Profit.

Challenge mode:
The person who posts the black cards picks which set of white cards should be used for the replies.
The black cards should not be from the same set as the white cards. (IE: If you use Cards Against Science for your black cards, pick something different, like Cards Against the Realm for the answers.)

Meme developed by me, all credit where due, please.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

1. This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seat belts and prepare for ____________.

2. Little Miss Mufffet Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and ____________.

3. The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ____________.

4. The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ____________.

1] The Captain's last words were: __________________.

2] What would you take on a one-way trip to Mustafar?

3] What is the worst thing for a pilot to hear from the Transit Authority?

4] ________________. That's how I want to die.

1. Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ________.

2. What never fails to liven up the party?

3. Before ____________, all we had was ____________.

4. The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ____________.

5. Why am I sticky?

Me.

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I don't think that's how this game works, Lucifer.

No, no, look. The card actually does say me. [He shows Chloe the white card that does actually say 'Me.' on it.]

[Well, would you look at that. She gives him a small, amused snort.]

Right. Why am I not surprised?

Well I do liven up a party, you can't deny that Detective.

Yeah. Well, that's definitely one way to put it.

Oh, and how would you put it?

100% over-the-top, for starters. And more than a little inappropriate.

Which party are we talking about, you're going to have to be a little more specific I'm afraid.

I rest my case.

Your case? What case? Since when did my partying and socializing at Lux become an official police matter?

It's just a figure of speech. All I'm saying is that you have more crazy parties in a week than most people have in a year.

I'm just giving people what they truly desire, is that really such a bad thing?

Now, I believe it is my turn. [Leans forward to draw the top black card.] ________ is a slippery slope that leads to ________.

[Have an eyeroll from her, Lucifer. Desire-deshmire.]

German dungeon porn is a slippery slope that leads to giving birth to the Antichrist. Whatever that means.

Like I would ever watch such a thing when I finally decide to sire an heir. Do that one over, surely you've got better cards than that.

1. Scientists spend a lot of time Photoshopping ____ out of images from Mars.

2. When colonizing a new planet, it's essential to bring ____.

3. Following the decision on Pluto, the IAU also no longer considers _____ to be ____.

4. I went to the post office to get space-themed stamps, but the only theme left
was ____.

[Or post a card for him.]

1. Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ________.
2. What never fails to liven up the party?
3. In a pinch, ____________ can be a suitable substitute for ____________.
4. If the Maker didn't want us to enjoy ____________, he wouldn't have given us ____________.

jobs.

[ he knows for sure that he doesn't want that in his stocking. ]

[ an exaggerated shudder; though his answer is more than likely not that far from the truth. ]

While I don't think anyone would want that, I'm not certain if that would be enough to deter me from being naughty.

[ a wink - or was it a blink? hard to tell in this lighting. ;) ]

But a good card nonetheless.
Your turn, sweet thing.

1. Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ____________.

2. What's there a ton of in heaven?

3. Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with ____________.

4. Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____________ instead.

Meme Against Humanity

Clint Barton/Hawkeye | MCU

Han Solo || The Star Wars Universe

Chloe Decker | Lucifer

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Armand Cardinal Richelieu | The Musketeers (BBC)

Isabela | Dragon Age

1. truly terrifying.

i'm frightened.

dazai osamu | bungou stray dogs