Y So Serious?

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

THE SEX CURSE MEME



Maybe you accidentally knocked over an old witch woman. Maybe somebody you got on the wrong side of at work experiments with hexes. Either way, you've gotten on SOMEBODY'S bad side, and that someone apparently is a huge pervert, because your sex life is about to get REALLY WEIRD. Of course, maybe it's not such an effective curse after all, if you like this sort of thing...

Warning: these prompts can get into dub-con or non-con, so caveat emptor.

Usual meme rules go here:

1. Post your character.
2. Tag another character and roll on the RNG chart. You can decide which of you is cursed and which of you happens to be the first person attracted by the curse.
3. Porn.

RESULTS:

1. Gang Curse: You walked on the world's horniest train. You pass by a bunch of people who all suddenly decide they want you at once. Or maybe just your one lover suddenly has five of them. Either way, get ready for a LOT of loving.

2. Yandere Curse: Cupid's arrow suddenly strikes somebody hard. Like, really hard. And guess what, you're the first person they see! This could get pretty dangerous.

3. Horniness Curse: In the worst possible place, at the worst possible time, you suddenly get so horny you can't even move. What's more, somebody decides they really want to help.

4. Control Loss Curse: Suddenly, you find somebody who can make you do whatever they want you to. Inevitably, said person's ideas on how to handle this start getting pretty lewd.

5. Anatomically Incorrect Curse: Hey, you just got a superpower! Your body no longer conforms to standard rules of anatomy! So of COURSE you're going to run into someone or someTHING that wants to, well, "stretch" the situation.

6. Well THAT Wasn't There Before Curse: You suddenly have parts you didn't have before, and no matter what you do, somebody's going to find out sooner or later. And they're going to want to, well, experiment.

7. Sexual Clumsiness Curse: Gee, these curses are awfully passive. Maybe you're actually the sort of person who likes to get a bit of something on the side on a regular basis! Unfortunately, you are now the most inept fucker that ever existed. Literally.

8. Pregnancy Curse: Maybe you suddenly really wanna get pregnant. Maybe you suddenly ARE pregnant. Don't ask how it works if you're a dude, you probably don't wanna know. Or maybe you just meet someone who really wants to get YOU pregnant. Either way, babbies.

9. Stuck Curse: There you are, minding your own business, when SOMEHOW you manage to get stuck in something. Like a hole in the wall, or whatever. Unfortunately, the curse is such that rather than help you out, you get someone who decides to take advantage of the situation. Whoops.

10. Interruption Curse: Masturbating? Having sex? Getting dressed? Somebody's going to walk in no matter what! The question is, does it end there, or do they suddenly want to join in?

11. Associate Curse: "But I mean really, who believes in curses, right Bob? Ha ha ha... why are you looking at me like that?"

12. Genderswap Curse: Guys turn into girls! Girls turn into guys! And inevitably, regardless of your record before, THAT'S when you run into everybody who's looking for sex!

13. Dicks Everywhere Curse: You opened your mouth to say something, and then a penis suddenly pushed in! Or you're going to the loo, and you feel something pushing against your ass. Diiiiicks.

14. Accidental Sex: You never INTEND to have sex. You just keep having it on accident. ...No, I'm not going to help you figure out HOW you have sex on accident.

15. Wild Card: Or maybe you have your own little deviant ideas. Go for it. I'm not your boss.

Comments

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

[wright_idea]

((Not doing 8. Cool with pretty much everything else.))

Choromatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san

[be_acknowledged]

((No 8. THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY DAMNIT))

Bokuto Koutarou | Haikyuu!! | M/M

[thighpads]

[Open to pretty much everything except 12.]

Peter Quill ★ Marvel Comics ★ OTA

[starbuckslord]

( No 8 or 12 for Peter, but it's alright if the other character is cursed with those. 5/6 requires some discussion; it'd have to be something like tentacles or wings. )

Joseph Joestar | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure | OTA

[youregonnasay]

(No 8, could this be the work of an enemy stand?)

Sinbad | Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic | OTA

[ofsevenseas]

[[Yeah, he probably deserves whatever he gets. 5/6 is probably Djinn equip-related]]

Roy Harper | DC (pre-52) | ota 18+

[azhee_maii]

[No 6, 7, or 8. Prefer Roy be the one cursed. Probably from the supervillain of the week.]

Re: Roy Harper | DC (pre-52) | ota 18+

[kid_flash_found]

[Total embarrassment for all? You want to pick/roll?]

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - Open to Anyone

[lunchleader]

((not interested in 12 or 13; no non-con for all other prompts; perfectly fine with dub-con and "consenting, yet exasperated" scenarios))

peter parker . mcu . m/m

[amazingwebber]

[kid_flash_found]

[would you like a speedster?]

Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san | ota

[relieable]

[no 5 or 8, but good for all the rest. IS HE FINALLY GOING TO LOSE HIS VIRGINITY?]

[be_acknowledged]

((So, like, you wanted a yandere, right? Like, HIM being the yandere, or just him being the straight man actually NOTICING somebody's going yandere?))

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - Open to Anyone

[drivesshotgun]

((not interested in 12 or 13; no non-con for all other prompts; perfectly fine with dub-con and "consenting, yet exasperated" scenarios))

Jemma Simmons | Marvel's Agents of SHIELD | OTA

[technicallysmarter]

kara thrace | battlestar galactica | ota

[destinysstepchild]

[ open to all options, either could be cursed. rng or your preference for both/either choices. non-con is fine, no limits. ]

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - Open to Anyone

[summerorange]

((not interested in 12 or 13; no non-con for all other prompts; perfectly fine with dub-con and "consenting, yet exasperated" scenarios))

Chloe Decker | Lucifer | OTA

[detectivedecker]

[Definitely the cursed one. Open to all.]

Tracer | Overwatch | OTA

[chronaltrigger]

[ Preferably no 1; prefer to be cursed, but open to either role! ]

[conner_el]

{OOC: What are your feelings on 10 ...?

The Dragonborn | Skyrim | OTA

[drehnifusbahi]

[No 2 or 8, but open to all other options, and willing to play him in either role. Cross-canon and assumed CR welcome.]

Bart Allen/Kid Flash | DC preboot | OTA

[kid_flash_found]

[Not really interested in 1 or 8, and ask about 5/6]

Roronoa Zoro | One Piece

[go_north]

[no 5, 6, or 7; everything else is groovy and he's probably the cursed one]

3 for you, 11 for me?

[notadartboard]

[So yeah, they probably mutually fucked something up deep inside some ruins while looking for treasure or poneglyphs, who knows, but Sanji laughs off any notion of curses.]

You're the one who cares about your luck, you feel any different? I sure don't.

[and yet he's got his eye on Zoro like, what if something does happen?]

Azumane Asahi | Haikyuu!!

[azuhi]

[thighpads]

[Can I bug you some more~? Any you'd prefer to skip?]

Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier | MCU | OTA

[winterssoldier]

[CW spoilers all good]

Buffy Summers | Buffy: The Vampire Slayer | OTA

[kungfubarbie]

[ Playing her from the high school years, specifically, but if you want her as far up as through season 7 that's fine too. ]

Seijuurou Akashi | Kuroko no Basuke | OTA

[evervictorious]

[ Open to all prompts except for 8. ]

4

[maidspecialist]

Heard you pissed off the crazy old lady that thinks she's a witch. How'd you manage that?

[Mayuzumi doesn't even play with them anymore but he still knows Akashi's business. That was the trouble with making sure a team had good channels for communication, even if Mayuzumi hadn't actually answered Hayama's text.]

Richard Gansey | The Raven Cycle | OTA

[richardgansey]

[Only vetoing 8]