Memes Against Humanity

[lamb_chop]

Who doesn't enjoy the hilarious results of Cards Against Humanity**?
**WARNING: Some of the cards may be disturbing/offensive to some people. (But that's kind of the point.)


Here's how to play:
Go to this Random Black Card Generator

OR use any of the original or expansion packs:
Note: All of these will come up as PDF, unless otherwise noted
The Original Set
Nerds Against Humanity (Several different sets behind the link, all available in PDF preview)
Cords Against Trekkies (Download Only)
Ferengi Rules Against Harmony (Download Only)
Cords Against the 80s (Download Only)
Cards Against Gallifrey (Doctor Who) (Download only)
Fandoms Against Humanity
Cards Against Science - BLACK & WHITE
Cards Against Humanities (For those in Academia)
Cards Against The Realm (Game of Thrones)
Breaking Bad Against Humanity (Download Only)
Cards Against IT - BASIC EDITION & EDITION 2.0
Cards Against Mars - WHITE & BLACK
Cards Against Humanity - Tech Industry
Cards Against Humanity - Grognards (Table Top RPG, but a lot are applicable)
Gears Against Humanity (Steampunk edition)
Cards Against Astronomy
**If you want to add more expansion PDFs/Downloads to this list, please send a PM!

1. Put your Character Name/Fandom in the Header.
2. Post a Black Card (or two or three) from any of the sets (or use the random Black Card Generator).
3. Others reply to you with results from White Cards from any of the sets they want to use.
4. Profit.

Challenge mode:
The person who posts the black cards picks which set of white cards should be used for the replies.
The black cards should not be from the same set as the white cards. (IE: If you use Cards Against Science for your black cards, pick something different, like Cards Against the Realm for the answers.)

Special thanks to those who played the first time I posted, I hope you find this to be an improvement!

Meme developed by me, all credit where due, please.

Comments

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - OTA

[inheritstheredsouls]

[...he'll bite. Nothing more harmless than a silly card game, right?]

In a world ravaged by ________, our only solace is ________.

[undercherryblossoms]

Children on leashes

The light of a billion suns.

Barry Allen | The Flash

[chosenbylightning]

[Okay, let's do this. Looks like fun, right?]

Doctor, you've gone to far!
The human body wasn't meant to withstand that amount of ____________!

-or-

Now at the Smithsonian: an interactive exhibit on ________.

1. Since it's got his name...

[not_the_question]

Fish fingering your custard.


[He looks entirely too pleased with himself. He only hopes he did the innuendo properly.]

Rey | Star Wars: The Force Awakens | ota

[jakkuorphan]

[Why not? Anything that isn't fighting or running should be a step up.]

1) This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____________.

2) When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____________.

3) Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's ________ and ________!

2

[forcefullyunstable]

Grandfather's ashes.

[yes. that's a card in his hand. And the winning card, let's be real.]

junkrat | overwatch

[scrapture]

[HELLLL yeah]

1) They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ________ inside of ________. They were wrong.

2) Next week on the Discovery Channel, one man must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____________ and his wits.

[undercherryblossoms]

2)

silence

Roy Harper | DC (pre-52) | come at me bro

[azhee_maii]

What ended my last relationship?

[not_the_question]

The big banana in your pocket.

Yukikaze | 07-ghost

[undercherryblossoms]

1. The mind needs __________ like a sword needs a __________.

2. My worst nightmare is meeting __________ face to face.

3. The things I do for __________.

3.

[not_the_question]

Companion Porn.

Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who

[not_the_question]

1) They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ________ inside of ________. They were wrong.

2) To make the maths easier, I just assumed ________ were spherical.

3) After I mixed _________ and __________ , it resulted in _________.

2 (From Cards Against Astronomy)

[andgetmessy]

"A planet killer"

Helena Bertinelli/Huntress | DC (preboot) - I really got this one randomly, really

[crossandcrossbow]

What's Batman's guilty pleasure?

[azhee_maii]

Heartwarming orphans.

[YEAH HE TOTALLY GOT THAT CARD.]

Alex Price | Incryptid

[scales_and_silence]

[So many tempting Cards Against Science black cards.]

1. ______ is the study of herpetologists.

2. When I was out doing field work, I caught _________ in my trap.

3. Science: I devoted my life to it because ________.

3

[betrayalcutsdeep]

"Drinking and deriving."

[He thinks he's being funny, sorry.]

Loki | MCU

[eyesareactuallygreen]

1. Future historians will agree that ____________ marked the beginning of America's decline.

2. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____________!

3. My plan for world domination begins with ____________.

4. The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ____________.

3

[betrayalcutsdeep]

"A book of Vogon poetry."

Jin Uzuki | Xenosaga (AU)

[betrayalcutsdeep]

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with ________.

[gyaruo]

"Poor life choices."

Geh! What a downer...! [It's the only card Saya had that would make grammatical sense.]

The Original Space Hustler || Star Wars Universe

[twelve_not_fourteen]

1] _____________ + ______________ = ________________

2] A new planet was just discovered. What should it be named?

3] I only seem socially awkward because of _______________

I just had to.

[namedforhim]

3) Huttese dungeon porn.

[ Feel free to smack that grin right off of his face. ]

Valerie Frizzle | The Magic School Bus | OTA

[andgetmessy]

1) ______. It's a trap!

2) What's that smell?

3) Science will never explain ________.

3

[snozzberries]

[He briefly contemplates the "Oompa Loompas" card he has in his deck. But his ego demands a more original answer.]

"Licking things to claim them as your own."

Saya Masaki | Neon Sign Amber | OTA | m/m for shipping

[gyaruo]

1. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ________ inside of ________. They were wrong.

2. ________: good to the last drop

3. Why am I sticky?

1.

[firstminister]

BOOB PLATE ARMOUR

SACRED COWS

Raymond Reddington | The Blacklist | OTA

[suspense_kills_me]

1. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____________!
2. ________ is a slippery slope that leads to ________.
3. Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ____________.

1

[comfortingscars]

A windmill full of corpses.

Armand Cardinal Richelieu | BBC Musketeers

[firstminister]

[Using Grognards Against Humanity for reasons.]

1. Worst character concept ever: __________, but with __________.

2. Elminster cast a potent __________ spell and then had sex with __________.

3. In the grim darkness of the future there is only __________.

Re: Armand Cardinal Richelieu | BBC Musketeers

[undercherryblossoms]

1. the Devil himself ; my inner demons.

3. object permanence.

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - OTA

[summerorange]

Your persistance is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ____________ alone.

[...don't mind her making a face at the card she just drew.]

[firstminister]

Dildo of Enlightenment +2

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - OTA

[drivesshotgun]

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____________!

[undercherryblossoms]

famine.

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[lunchleader]

What's my secret power?

Re: Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[undercherryblossoms]

'Saying "I love you".'

No, I don't think that one fits, that's not a superpower... hmmm...

This one's better. 'Fear itself.'

Joshua Washington | Until Dawn | OTA

[brother_alone]

1. I spent my whole life working toward _________ only to have it ruined by __________.

2. ________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________ .

3. Why do I hurt all over?

[twelve_not_fourteen]

Josh, I'll put down a card in just a second, but I need you to tell me what a "neckbeard" is first.

Darth Vader | Star Wars : Blue Milk Special

[dorkvader]

1. Before ____, all we had was ____.

2. Why do I hurt all over? [Not funny cards, not funny.]

3. I never truly understood _____, until I encountered ____.

3

[not_the_question]

I never truly understood FONDLING A DALEK'S SLIPPERY BITS, until I encountered A FEZ CAKED IN SEMEN.




[The Doctor is now ruined for everyone because of this game.]

Mack Stuart } OC

[theconsequences]

1. Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ____________.
2. Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with
____________ instead.
3. Lifetime presents "________: the Story of ________."

2

[thedrinker]

The commentary track