I do what I want.

[cockhops]

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME

crack pairing

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.

OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.

We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.

Sweet
1. Can't deny it - you've tried to run from your feelings for so long and you can't do it anymore. It's time that you show the object of your affection exactly how you feel. Hopefully you don't lose everything in the process!
2. First time - it's your first time making love together. Is it awkward? Do you go all out or is it spur of the moment?
3. Accidental - you didn't actually mean to confess or kiss. They overheard you or it was an accidental kiss. Maybe you were just really drunk and let it slip!
4. Close as can be - you just want to make love and you've found a spot where it's just you and your partner, however you want it to be.
5. Happily ever after - somehow, you've made it work and you're both happy together, even if it meant you had to run away together.
6. Appreciation - show appreciation for your lover! With words, a look, or whatever your choice way to display affection is!
7. Cuddling - nothing wrong with a day of cuddling...
8. Vacation - you're on a vacation! Wherever you want to be. Road trip, amusement park, Grand Canyon, etc.
9. Family - you're visiting family! Maybe they find out about your relationship, maybe they already know, or however you want to play it out! Maybe you've got news you're starting a family by getting pregnant, adopting, or even getting a new pet.
10. Acceptance - someone who disapproved of your relationship before suddenly approves. How's that feel to you and your lover?
11. Surprise - you've planned a surprise! What is it?
12. Date - first date, second date, hundredth date, etc. What are you doing for it?
13. Reunited → it's been awhile since you've seen each other and nothing can ruin this moment.
14. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Angst
1. Conflict - you've just had a fight with your lover over your relationship or how you handle it. Can you find it in yourselves to forgive each other?
2. Cheated - your lover has cheated on you and you need to confront them about their reasons why and if you can work it out.
3. Found out - you've been found out by someone close to you and they're less than thrilled with your relationship.
4. Disgust - though they play along with it, they're secretly disgusted by the relationship they have with you and it finally comes out into the light.
5. Guilt - one of you is feeling guilty over your relationship, knowing it can never be truly normal or more than a secret.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comfort
1. Soothing touch - what better way to sooth your lover than to make love to them and show them that no matter what other people say, you're not going anywhere.
2. Fight for you - whoever has found out about your relationship is trying to hurt your lover and you're not going to let them.
3. Won't let you go - you need your lover to realize that you won't let them go, no matter what.
4. Back together - you broke up for a bit, but whatever it is between you two, you can't stay apart.
5. Injured - your lover was injured because of your relationship and it's time to patch them up.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Twisted
1. Forced - you know your partner isn't interested in you like this, but you keep them going along with the relationship no matter what. Coercion, blackmail, whatever it takes.
2. Won't take no - their lips might say no, but you're not listening.
3. Control - you've given them some kind of potion to get your love interest to love you in return and they have to do whatever you say.
4. Recorded - you're not really interested in this forbidden love affair, but you must do it or you'll face some tough consequences.
5. Insult - you're cornered by those who disapprove of your relationship, hearing how filthy you are.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Sexy
1. Rough - you want it rough and hard tonight. Bites, scratches, bruises, etc.
2. Toys - you want to try some props tonight... toys or fuzzy handcuffs.
3. Bondage - more extreme. You're tied up, used, forced to orgasm, whatever.
4. Make up - make up sex is the best sex.
5. Public - you're feeling a little wild so why not a blowjob under the tablecloth in a restaurant or sex in the car?
6. Interrupted - oh yes, oh yes, oh--who the hell is that watching us?!
7. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Ending
1. Left alone - you woke up to your lover trying to slip away in the night because of the strain of the relationship. Do you let them go or try and fight for it?
2. Torn apart - others are keeping you apart after they found out about your relationship, giving you only minimal contact. What do you do?
3. Ending fight - the argument has turned dirty and ends with one of you storming out.
4. Parting ways - both of you have decided to part ways. It's just so much easier.
5. Always love you - though you'll always love each other, maybe it's time the relationship goes back to being strictly platonic. It would be easier... or maybe that's just how one of you feels.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comments

Lian Harper (aged-up) | DC Comics | ota

[inevitablyahero]

[Lian is the daughter of a superhero and a supervillain. She was raised by her dad, the superhero, babysat by a fuckton of other superheroes (and the occasional civilian), and is now a hero herself. She's taken on her dad's first hero identity, Speedy, though she isn't anyone's sidekick.

She has Mom Issues, is pansexual, can be very empathic, has a temper, and can probably kick your ass. She can definitely out-shoot you with any projectile weapon.]

[herewego]

(Maybe someone with Dad issues can empathize! Combination of 4 and 8 under Sweet sound good?)

[thenewimpulse]

(Yes, the idea came to me mid-Red Robin tag for a journal. Combination of 4-Sweet & 5-Sexy sound okay?)

Kristen Kringle l Gotham

[misskringle]

(M/F and ignores everything after "Knock,Knock")

Peter Parker | Amazing Spiderman | OTA

[spideyguy]

weeps

[tictacs]

[ is it weird that i kinda want something with these two UM......

it'd be cool to keep pete in amazing spiderman universe instead of strictly following civil war! or changing the civil war events so peter's recruited after tasm2 or something ]

Gavin Free | Achievement Hunter | OTA

[gavinfree]

Raven | Teen Titans | OTA

[azarathsprotected]

[conflictedtitan]

(Combination of 3 and 13 under Sweet work out?)

(adult) Adam Young | Good Omens

[turnedouthuman]

[Technically the Anti-Christ, only he decided he'd rather not bring about the end of the world]

Tiffany Aching | Discworld

[hagofthechalk]

[She's a witch. A very good witch. Though she doesn't actually use that much magic. Usually followed by the Nac Mac Feegle.]

Ran Yakumo | Touhou Project | F/F

[foxgiven]

Clint Barton | Marvel | ota

[weekend_avenger]

:D

hello from the other side - sweet 8 w/ a little 9

[azhee_maii]

[It's pretty much tradition at this point to take the people he cares about on camping trips. And of course he has to bring Lian, because he can't go on an Arizona trip without swinging by the rez to see everyone, and she would never forgive him if he went without her.

So they'd spent the whole day introducing Clint to Roy's first extended family, Roy enduring many comments about the number of blonds he's brought to the reservation over the years. And after that, they'd driven a little more, out into the desert, to set up a tent and a fire. Lian had finally gone to sleep in the tent, leaving the two of them.]

So. What do you think? I'm not scaring you off, am I?

Johnathan Hale | Teen Wolf OC | OTA

[causesearcher]

TL;DR

[bostonhowler]

Brigid is not one for randomly leaving Boston. When she left to go to Ireland, that had been planned for two years. When she left to go to Washington? That had been something so out of character that her Alpha had sent someone after her. She'd assured her uncle that she was fine, she just felt the need to get out of Boston and away from the pack for a little while. Especially after the death of one of her aunts.

But now? She doesn't mind in the least. It's her and Johnathan. Neither one has an Alpha, but that doesn't really bother her. She wants to spend time with him.

Slipping her hand into his, she leans her head against his shoulder. The pair of them had come to Seattle for a day trip, something to do together, something just fun to do away from the constant haranguing of Marcus Hannigan and whoever has been calling Johnathan.

"Do we ever have to go back?" She asks, quietly, despite the noise of the people around them. She knows he'll hear her. Their werewolf senses allow them to speak quietly and still be heard.

She turns and leans back against the large windows of the Space Needle. She watches his face, knowing that he'll have something to say about her not wanting to go back. She wants to stay with him, and nothing more.

Brigid Finn | OC | M/F

[bostonhowler]

[ Her info ]

Jubilee | Marvel 616 | M/F

[thelittlestbub]

Heather Stone | Highlander OC | OTA

[celticromanstone]

[ Her info ]

Miles Upshur | Outlast | OTA

[milesupshore]

Blaine Anderson ♫ Glee ♫ ota

[blaineandrson]

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J.A.R.V.I.S. | MCU | OTA

[veryintelligentsystem]

_{[It can be argued that any pairing with a disembodied voice could be considered crack...but what if he has a body?]}

Re: J.A.R.V.I.S. | MCU | OTA

[radical_hacker]

(If the age difference is not a factor a modern AU version of Radical Edward from Cowboy Bebop? Can easily AU her into MCU as a freelance white hat hacker.)

The Iron Bull | Dragon age Inqusition | OTA

[ataashihunter]

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Hatake Kakashi | Naruto (pre-canon)

[freshscars]

[Canonmates from different points in time encouraged. M/M pref.]

Bucky Barnes - mcu - open

[readytocomply]

[Civil War compliant.]