sexting/texting tuesday

[soxting]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[pelvicsorceries]

Hey, I'm just saying.

It's not every day that I meet a guy from Earth as awesome as I am.

Okay, fine. I miss you. But also your ass... And your dick.

[tictacs]

You're being uncharacteristically cute enough right now I'd give 'em to you any way you want

That and I miss you too

And how nice a canvas your skin is for my teeth

[pelvicsorceries]

What do you mean uncharacteristically? I'm freaking adorable, man.

Sexy... I meant sexy.

So this almost got a little romantic.

[tictacs]

Did I make you blush?

Come down to earth sometime and take that freaking adorableness with you

[pelvicsorceries]

No... Maybe.

Wait a minute! Seriously what's going on here?

You're supposed to be the cute one in all this.

[tictacs]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and the Star-Lord sweeter, apparently

What, you don't wanna be cute for me?

[pelvicsorceries]

I was planning more on being dirty for you, Lang.

But then you had to ruin it by making me think about your stupid adorable face and when I'll get to see it again.

[tictacs]

You can be cute while sitting on my apparently stupid adorable face

I don't mind

You always sound so good.

[pelvicsorceries]

...

...

Fuck. I hope you're happy, Lang.

I just gave up one of the biggest scores of my life because I'm heading back to Earth

Like right now.

I LAUGHED gj peter

[tictacs]

See what I mean? Unbelievably cute right now, Peter, honestly

Bet you'll taste just as good as you're being

He was going to try to be manly and awesome but they're both just too dorky

[pelvicsorceries]

You're killing me here, Scott.

But just for that, I'm totally going to blow you while I'm riding your face. That's love, right?

[tictacs]

Love, huh?

Who's being romantic now?

[pelvicsorceries]

What? That's not what I said at all!

[That's absolutely what he said.]

It's not like I go to Earth for just any reason, though... Or sleep with the same guy more than twice.

[tictacs]

( don't worry, peter. all the honesty's making scott all the more inclined to kiss the hell of you the moment you get to where he is. )

Hurry up

At this point it's a crime my tongue isn't in your mouth yet

( there's a momentary pause, and then-- ) Feeling's mutual.