sexting/texting tuesday

[soxting]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

I FEEL THIS... "way to go tic tac" is tattooed under my eyelids

[tictacs]

I always need to be properly courted

A romantically violent rendezvous at the avengers compound because you wouldn't let me borrow something doesn't count as a first date

[takeoff]

Look, Tic Tac, I know we've been through some things. You're actually starting to grow on me

But don't make it weird and call it a romantic rendezvous, man. C'mon.

[tictacs]

You're just bitter 'cause I won

[takeoff]

You got away. How about a rematch? No gimmicks.

[tictacs]

This is basically you asking me if I'm cool with you punching me in the face, right?

[takeoff]

Haha, asking. That's cute, Tic Tac.

[tictacs]

You're cute, Sam!

...you're serious though, huh

[takeoff]

"Cute." Not what I'd call me after I'm through with you

[tictacs]

It's probably bad that I know this is in reference to punching but my heart kind of did the whole happy racing thing instead

[takeoff]

You're a real glutton for punishment, aren't you, Lang?

[tictacs]

Oh yeah.

That and you had to word it in the way that you did