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PET PERSON MEME

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know? As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo! All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best. However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to. According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right. Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child. It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant. Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet. These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders. Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions. Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends. Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans. With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth). REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate! Comment to others. Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by now means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction. First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks? True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life. Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden. Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other. Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on? Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference. Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic. For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public. Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match? Servant: You're more servant than pet. All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house. Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything. Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing. Breaking In: Training is important with any pet. In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel! Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie! Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year. Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others. Pregnancy: So, about that whole "hybrid" thing. It maaaay be more true than you think, even if pet/human pregnancies are the stuff of salacious tabloids. Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out! Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show? Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets. Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try! Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom. Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills... Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache. Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them! Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs. Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

Comments

Sam Winchester | puppy?

[samwiser]

--Sam would be fine with either role, but as a pet, he'd be a German Shepard puppy, likely between 8 months - 1 year old. Loyal, friendly, protective, but still needing to be cared for.--

Edward Elric ~ Fullmetal Alchemist (m/f)

[hagane_no]

[ Ed could be either a fox or a typical irritated terrier-type. ]

Yukisada | Ice Scream | M/M

[lendsahand]

[Pet owl!]

[whoislikehim]

Since Michael didn't really believe that normal human were superior to pet or animal people, he tended to treat Yukisada more like a roommate and a friend than a pet. While he shared his apartment with him (and let him have it most of the time, since his duties up in Heaven-that he didn't tell Yukisada about-kept him away whenever he was busy), he let him have his own room and belongings, and if he wanted to go to school or take up a job, he didn't stop him from doing so either..though he would have if said teachings or job involved anything illegal or morally dubious. Since he didn't need to eat either, he let Yukisada take care of most of the food in the apartment too, since there was no need for him to.

Plus, Michael wasn't a terribly good or experienced cook, which probably influenced his decision in this matter just a tad.

However, while Michael gave Yukisada all of his respect and then some, as he spent time with him, he started to grow fond of him. It wasn't love, but..the feeling was enough for Michael to start thinking of the owl man as a good friend instead of just an acquaintance or a good roommate. Which meant that Michael wanted to actually do something nice for Yukisada, like cook him dinner or lunch or something. But the problem with that was..Michael had no idea what he liked to eat normally.

So, one afternoon, after taking care of things up in Heaven (he still wouldn't tell Yukisada that he was an Angel, though), Michael came back to the apartment and looked around for his owl person roommate, giving him a little smile the moment he found him.

"Ah, I'm sorry to bother you, Yukisada, but, if I were to make you dinner, what would you like to eat?"

starfire ( teen titans ) ota

[tamaran]

( either a cat or something equally exotic, like a lizard. )

usagi tsukino ( sailor moon ) ota

[tiare]

( she's a mouse rabbit, duh. )

leo tsukinaga | ensemble stars | ota

[cyni]

( as a pet, he'd be your typical pet norwegian forest cat, always getting into trouble and drawing on everything because of his inspiration to write music! he probably leaves the house a lot and comes back whenever he wants. he's a hard one to train!

as an owner, he'd probably forget about his pet and would need to be reminded of things since he can even forget his own name! that pet will have to take care of him or just watch him spiral into madness but he'll do his best to take care of his animal. he'd put a sticky note on the fridge that says "must feed best pet in the world". not only that, they'll have to deal with him and his music .. it's not that bad! )

Izuminokami Kanesada | Touken Ranbu | ota

[saikinhayari]

[ your very own, rather friendly wolf (of mibu)! or as a dog... well, a German Shepard! ]

ritsu sakuma (ensemble stars) ota

[ex_cniht281]

( Either role; as a pet, a sleepy black cat who likes to be spoiled. )

Steve Rogers (AU) | MCU | OTA

[stevefrombrooklyn]

[A beautiful cat with the cutest whiskers.]

Kuroka | High School DXD | F/M pref. for ships

[black_song]

[She's a cat, through and through. That means lazy, selfish and obnoxious. But that also means affectionate, possessive, and adores being pet. Open to a lot of the prompts, just ask!]

[lasthungrywolf]

[Care to do a thing with Kuroka being a demanding and affectionately domineering cat all over Tetsuo since he's really not about to refuse her? I figure either her own version of feline morning wakeups, or interrupting him playing video games for attention, or deciding a public place is as good as any to be affectionate, or something of the sort, but I'm always open to alternatives!]

Nickov // Original Character // OTA

[paintednoble]

[ooc: Most likely a stray on the street or stuck in a shelter. If you want, PM me to discuss him in the role of master instead. Kinks and info are in the journal.]

Tiphane Fortanceste | original | ota

[synthesises]

[A very, very jittery black rabbit if he's the pet, and a shy, awkward kind of owner who'd probably lean on his pet too much if we go that route!]

[carryon_crow]

[If you dont mind my asking, lean on like how? depend on?]

Setsuna || Fire Emblem: Fates || OTA

[trapped_archer]

[As a pet, she would be a lazy but affectionate cat with a penchant for getting tangled up and trapped in various things around the house.

As a master, she would take good care of her pet, but generally give them free reign. Perfect for dominant pets.]

Liling 'Lily' Yang | Mage: The Ascension | OTA

[splendidphoenix]

[ Either a demanding expensive exotic (dragon, phoenix, fox, cat) or a particular but indulgent owner. ]

[ridethe_air]

[ooc: interested in a young playful pup? Mitchell is laid back most of the time, but could be having a hard time of things if his heat kicked in.]

millianna | fairy tail | ota

[catmagic]

( A cat, of course. )

elphelt valentine | guilty gear | ota

[veryhotshit]

( An affectionate but jittery bunny. )

Karen Minazuki ♥ Yes! Pretty Cure 5 ♥ f/f

[oceanicbutterfly]

[As a pet, I have been informed on numerous occasions that Karen is Secretly A Catgirl so I guess that's what I'll go with? She thinks she's smarter than her owner and she will attempt to take care of Important Human Work such as laundry or taxes, which would be a good thing if this was some other meme, but since she's a pet she hasn't actually learned how any of that works so you might want to steer her away from anything important. She's a little skittish around strangers, but those who manage to befriend her are allowed (and expected) to pet her anytime.

As an owner, Karen owns 12 different books on proper pet training and discipline, and absolutely none of it matters because she's a total pushover--she's perfectly capable of putting her foot down, but she can't bear to see her pet unhappy. Being a rich kid, she lives in a huge mansion and more exotic pets are plausible.]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[eyesareactuallygreen]

[A temperamental black cat that will either ignore you unless he needs something from you or try to scratch you for being beneath him. Good luck.]

For Bruce

[starkingenuity]

Cats and dogs weren't suppose to mix. That was just nature. Society might have moved away from everyone living off of everyone else, but in a way, they were still all connected. Just in a less predatory fashion. Their ancestors might have competed for food and shelter and territory but that was then and this was now. Not even the dorms were segregated anymore.

And Tony took full advantage of that simple fact when he dashed across the hall, picked a lock, and tumbled into bed with Bruce Banner before he pulled the blankets up over his ears and let his tail curl between his legs.

"Shut up!" He grunted. "Don't say a word if anyone comes looking and I will scratch your belly." Yes, technically that was racist to say but... Well, he was Tony Stark.

Re: For Bruce

[aggravated]

It was the middle of the night. Bruce had long since turned in, curled up in a ball beneath the covers, warm and with visions of equations slowly dancing in his head. His homework was done, he had studied for his big test tomorrow, and gone to sleep early after saying good night to his roommate who had plans to be out until morning. A perfect night.

Until suddenly, he was jerked out of sleep by someone in his room who, from the scent, was most certainly not his roommate. In fact, he had only a single clue about who this was and that was CAT. Instinct started to kick in and hard, teeth showing as a growl left him, startled up out of the covers and glaring down at the bundle now on his bed.

"Who- what the-" Then that seriously offense phrase that made his eyes narrow even more. "Who are you!? What are you doing here?" Anyone who knew Bruce Banner wouldn't even believe that sort of tone coming from him, an anger he never let show. Growing up bullied, abused, and with a certain form of PTSD left invisible scars.

Bucky Barnes | MCU | OTA

[formerweapon]

[ probably an agitated cat, but either role is fine ]

[aggravated]

[ooc: Please let me know if this doesn't work! I also didn't know if you wanted to do a proper animal or an animal-person so I tried to leave it open.]

He wasn't expecting the stray. Going into hiding meant just that, that he was supposed to be hiding. He had first landed in one location, but knew all too well that the ship would be too easy to track down and so he did what he did best and ran again. The flat he had found was barely that - a single room, bed, small kitchen - but he could live with it. All he wanted was a place that no one could find him, that he could live with the nightmares of what he had done and fumble through learning the language.

When he found the stray, looking injured, starving, and tired, right outside of his door? How could he say no? Since his entrance way was tucked off the street, private and hidden, perhaps he shouldn't have been so surprised that a stray would end up there. Still, he stood there, hand still on the door knob, looking down at the cat until he decided what else could he do but help?

Maybe if he had realized the truth, he might not of...

So he knelt down slowly, not wanting to startle it - him, now that he got a look at the face. "Hello there," soft as could be, trying to gauge its reaction.