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the picture prompt meme

I — Comment with your character.
II — Others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
III — Reply to them with a setting based on the picture.

IV — Link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
V — Be aware that this meme will likely be image-heavy. That's kind of the point.

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Tis the superhero curse. [Peter shook his head in mock gravity, pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose where they'd begun to slip. Alright, objectively, Scott was an okay dad. He wasn't one of those hot dad instagram guys (not that Peter was qualified in any way, shape, or form to judge this quality), but he would give Scott a break. Besides, the ridiculous Super Soldiers On Ice! show they were subjected to was setting waaaay too high standards for aging.]

Oh they have novelty everything. Check any street corner. But that's what I'm saying, dude, cash in now! It's going to happen sooner or later. Put out your own product line.

You think that's weird? Have you been on the internet ever? [Peter snorts, entirely serious. And yes, he's seen the Spiderman butt-slapping gif. He does go to college, after all.] There are blogs dedicated to photoshopping Spiderman swinging into famous people's mouths. There's a blog dedicated to my ass.

Deadpool threw his severed hand at me, and suddenly there's this 'Spideypool' crap going around. [Peter groans, slapping a hand to his forehead.] You're in for a world of pain. Relish your freedom now, Ant-Man.

( scott doesn't intend to be mean, but he's laughing before he can help it--a little 'phhbbt' translating to his hand over his mouth and his head dipping away. he's been on the internet, definitely, but that's mostly for little things like how to maintain gardens or finding his favourite rock bands on youtube playing his favourite songs. everything peter says is beyond him, but it sounds so ridiculous he's giving it his all trying not to lose it with his palm over his lips. )

I'm-- ( he finally speaks when he's regained some modicum of sanity, corners of his mouth still twitching in an amused smile. ) Spideypool?

( he's not even entirely sure he knows who deadpool is, but maybe peter will be able to elaborate on that for him. )

Is that supposed to be like Brangelina except superheroes?

Laugh it up. You're next.

[Peter stares at him gravely over the remaining half a slice of pie, but he's still smiling at Scott's laughter. Even if he was totally serious, it's still funny. Even he can admit that.]

Yes, and it's totally horrible. Just because we both wear red does not mean we are a team. At all. Besides, he totally copied me! I had the red spandex first!

At least give me Johnny Storm or something. [Peter grumbled, spearing another piece of pie.]

What, do you have a crush on him? ( he's still grinning about it; he's never heard about anyone being disgruntled because of some fictional love team business before. now scott's glad ant-man is secret for even more reasons--he shares peter's sentiment immensely. ) Is that why?

I'd say it's easy for people to want you guys together because you're young and beautiful, but I'm pretty much in the safe zone.

( another laugh just for good measure. freaking unbelievable. )

Dear god no. [Peter makes a face at him, nose scrunching up against his glasses.] You clearly don't know Deadpool. If it were Daredevil I'd be flattered.

[The young and beautiful comment has Peter laughing again.] Oh you really haven't met Deadpool.

Like hell you are! Someone will peg you and Falcon, I'm calling it now. Or Hawkeye; you're both family men.

[Oh these two are going to be trouble, little shits.]

Dude, Hawkeye is married. ( scott cringes a little, eyes pinching shut as he shakes his head from side to side. ) Not that I don't appreciate how fine he is--the guy doesn't wear sleeves for good reasons--but I'm no homewrecker.

( it suddenly dawns on him, the realisation of the nature of their conversation. )

I'm not hypothetically considering screwing my teammates, man!

You say that like it matters. This is the internet we're talking about, do you think they care? [Then again, perhaps Peter just had more experience with the internet and its various cruelties.]

Too late! It happened! [Peter grins, eyebrows rising up towards his hairline.] It's a thought that's soiled your brain!

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