the floor is lava

[pancaked]

Just share the damn bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, there's flooding, feels weird, or it's too dirty to walk on. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Are they mooching off you? Stop trying to figure out the details! Just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? DO YOU? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is seriously lava.

Comments

sugawara koushi - hq!!

[depend_ability]

[ canon and cross-canon welcome c: ]

#3 - he's sorry in advance suga

[squadfather]

[ It's early. Painfully early for some and Daichi is blinking bemusedly at one such person currently standing on his doorstep. It's a Saturday and usually he'd be dressed and ready for practice, exactly as Suga is now - though arguably more alert than his vice captain most mornings - but an early round of text messages had seen to Daichi rolling back over and dragging the covers higher once more for a very rare Saturday lie in.

So it's with some amount of sheepishness that Daichi rubs at his neck and offers a sleep roughened frown. ]

Suga...Didn't you get my text?

[ He has the distinct feeling that he's never living this one down.. ]

Dick Winters | Band of Brothers

[teetotalism]

Cpl. J.T. "Joker" Davis | Full Metal Jacket

[sillyandignorant]

[ Still voicetesting! ]

dave strider | homestuck | ota

[parodeity]

[ everything is fine up to and including option 6 ]

I could pick a cute prompt but instead 6

[nerdeity]

[ THE FLOOR IS LAVA, presumably this is Dave's planet. Dave's bedroom, maybe, and it's overflowing lava. See, it can be cute and life-threatening!

But currently Jade is perched on a couch. Why isn't the couch on fire? Because it's Special Lava<sup>tm. Also, they can't fly.

Maybe this is just collegestuck and they're joking around, who knows. ]</sup>

What's the plan now, coolkid?

Inquisitor Trevelyan | Dragon Age: Inquisition | ota

[lordherald]

ophelia | fire emblem: fates | ota

[chosenblood]

Terezi Pyrope | Homestuck

[draconiclaw]

Theo Raeken | Teen Wolf | m/m

[stoleaheart]

akiko yosano / bungou stray dogs

[midaregami]

[ cuddling is not going to happen, nope. but you can try. ]

natasha romanoff | mcu

[vidua]

Ethan | Teen Wolf | m/m

[packwannabe]

claire beauchamp randall fraser | outlander

[sasunnach]

Isaac Lahey | Teen Wolf | m/m

[outofthefreezer]

Damon Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries | m/m

[predatoryspecies]

kara zor-el | supergirl

[danvers]

[bird_on_a_wire]

[OOC: Interested?]

diana prince | dceu

[bracings]

[nodyingyoung]

[OOC: Any interest?]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural | m/m

[savethehallmark]

[samwiser]

[Sam OK? Third person prose preferred.]

harley quinn | dceu

[mahem]

Ronan Lynch | The Raven Cycle | ota canonmates; m/m shipping

[taibhreamh]

[forestofvoices]

[YES HI how about an adam :D]

Andrew Minyard | All for the Game | OTA; m/m shipping

[regungslos]

dana scully | the x-files

[fieldreport]

Niall | Wicked Lovely | m/m

[anduile]

wanda maximoff | mcu

[faera]

york • red vs blue

[successfully]

Saya Masaki | Neon Sign Amber | m/m

[gyaruo]

[dreamsandtea]

[D is known for providing "special incense" to partiers. When inhaled, it gives fantastic visions/dreams. Would Saya be interested in maybe experiencing something like that and falling asleep in D's Petshop?]