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[bobbysocks]

THE RANDOM PORN SCENARIO MEME


The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.


Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Hyperion | Marvel 616 | M/M

[squadronsquandered]

Spiderman desu | marvel's civil war | OTA

[civilwarspidey]

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - Open to Anyone

[summerorange]

((Interested in the following:

Regular - All
Public - All
Hardcore - 3-6, 11-15, 19, 20
Roleplay - 1-14, 17, 19, 20
Toys - 1-11, 14-18, 20
Misc. - 1-10, 12-17, 19, 20.))

Decembra Frost || OC || OTA

[wynterssolitude]

[No to Non-Con, ask about hardcore. Open to anything else! Klist also in journal]

Re: Decembra Frost || OC || OTA

[sayako]

[ How about regular 4 with a chick with a dick? ]

[wynterssolitude]

[sounds good to me! Care to start?]

[sayako]

[ Certainly! And feel free to change things up if it's not to your liking. ]


Sayako had thought this out. She had prepared a pillow for Decembra to kneel on, she had cooked her a nice dinner before they started, and then she had stripped them both naked and shown her lover just how badly she had been looking forward to this.

And she had been looking forward to it very much. Her cock had nearly split a seam in her trousers, and now it stood thick and erect, its tip mere inches from Decembra's face, glistening with pre.

She was just as wet below, a trail of slick trickling down each thigh from her flushed, puffy pussy.

"Come," Sayako urged, her voice hoarse, her chest heaving. "Taste me. Please."

Reaching out, she combed her fingers through Decembra's hair, then grabbed on and pulled, urging her in.

[wynterssolitude]

Sayako hadn't been the only one that had been looking forward to this. All throughout dinner all Decembra could think about was this. How she had just wanted to fall to her knees in front of her when she had arrived at the apartment.Now that it was finally happening Decembra could barely contain the excitement she felt.

She let out a trembling breath at the sight of Sayako's cock, unconsciously wetting her lips as she let her gaze drag along the entire length of her dick. She looked up at her when she spoke, feeling herself drip, wet and hot between her thighs.

She gasped when she was pulled forward by tight fingers in her hair, her mouth opening to slide the slick wet of her tongue across the fat thick cock head with trembling moan. Her eyes became lidded as her fingers wrapped around Sayako's dick immediately sliding her tongue around the head of her cock and then along the length dragging her lips along the taut skin, as she tasted her.

[sayako]

Sayako let out a deep, shuddering sigh at that first touch of Decembra's tongue. So hot, so wet - and still, despite the pre and spit, the friction was almost more than she could bear.

"Yes," she breathed, twitching a little, hips rolling forward, hand pulling on Decembra's hair, making her dick slip a little to the side as she pushed it against Decembra's mouth, painting a glistening spot of precum on her cheek. But she quickly recovered and relaxed her grip again, allowing Decembra to explore in peace.

"Oh, your mouth..."

And her hands. And her expression. It was enough to make dark spots flicker before Sayako's eyes, enough to make her knees shake. Maybe she should have picked another position, after all...

"You're going to make me come so hard. Can I paint your face with the first one? You look so hot when you're dripping with it..."

The Dragonborn | Skyrim | OTA

[drehnifusbahi]

[ooc: No noncon or fail, please! Especially interested in public and toys, and potentially use of magic in bed. Cross-canon and assumed CR welcome.]

Kamui | Fire Emblem:Fates | M/M

[dual_fates]

1-10

[perfectionism]

[ it's been awhile since they had some time to themselves - war is rough, and even if you're married, there are always things to do around camp: especially when you're tsubaki.

aside from his usual rounds around the castle doing all he can to better their army, weather and battles have been rough enough on their own. as he moves into kamui's room, he carefully lays back on his bed and slings a hand over his eyes. a brief moment of rest, a brief moment to relax... and when kamui comes into the room shortly after; a moment to not have to be perfect. ]

Darling, I've missed you. Come; lay with me awhile.

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - Open to Anyone

[drivesshotgun]

((Interested in Regular - All; Public - All; Hardcore - 3-6, 11-15, 19, 20; Roleplay - 1-14, 17, 19, 20; Toys - 1-11, 14-18, 20; Misc. - 1-10, 12-17, 19, 20.))

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - Open to Anyone

[lunchleader]

((Interested in the following:

Regular - All
Public - All
Hardcore - 3-6, 11-15, 19, 20
Roleplay - 1-14, 17, 19, 20
Toys - 1-11, 14-18, 20
Misc. - 1-10, 12-17, 19, 20.))

Raine Sage | Tales of Symphonia | OTA

[sageness]

[knightlyterrorist]

[OOC: RNG gives me 2-2 (In public, amusement park). If that works for you, start something?]

[sageness]

School trip. Hard to believe it, but she finally managed to drum up enough funds and support to take her class somewhere fun, rather than strictly educational. That's how they wound up here. In an amusement part. And that's when Raine learned the true test of patience. Kids, freedom, and unabashed excitement. It was almost a blessing, then, when the stressed out teacher found herself in a Ferris wheel.

And the Ferris wheel found itself without power.

The only complication? She found herself in a car with one of the older of the students. Not a bad thing at all, Jane was particularly mature for her age, but still...as shameful as it was to admit, the situation would have lent itself well for a chance to deal with some "frustration". That she was clearly not hiding as well as she hoped.

[knightlyterrorist]

It felt weird to be allowed to finish school after working out a deal for everything she did. Lots of probation, lots of community service, but a chance to have a couple years of normal teenage awkwardness. And hell, now they were even on a field trip. Jane would feel 12 again if she wasn't sitting next to the teacher she had a crush on. On the Ferris wheel. With it suddenly breaking.

She couldn't hide suddenly turning about as red as her hair.

"Any idea how long this is going to take, ma'am?"

[sageness]

A lot of that deal involved a certain teacher campaigning rather hard for her. In truth, Jane reminded her much of people she was quite fond of. Even though she could not outright defend her actions, she could entirely defend her. She had even taken a hit or two to her personal credibility in doing so. But it was worth it in the end.

Well, almost. What she would not give for just a few minutes of time alone with the privacy and her fingers. Yes, she was in the middle of a highly populated amusement park, but she was talented. And efficient. And...

"I haven't the faintest idea, Jane." She said a touch tersely, pinching the bridge of her nose. It was terrible of her to even think about such a thing while with a student. Terrible and flustering. Jane was not the only one reddening at the cheeks.

[knightlyterrorist]

If she'd known, Jane would like Raine even more than she already did.

"If something's wrong, maybe I can help?" she offered, noticing the tension and flush. Her smile was a bit eager, hoping this wasn't entirely innocent.

[fantasyfuel]

There weren't very many people Zelda found herself completely infatuated by, especially given how busy she was as the student council president. But as much as she tried to deny it, she certainly admired one of her teachers for more than just her intelligence. Miss Sage was an incredibly smart woman, and she absolutely commanded respect in the classroom. But in addition to that, Zelda couldn't stop herself from thinking about the woman in... other ways.

More intimate ways.

That was what had led Zelda to the woman's classroom after school. A part of her nervous about what she wanted to say, but another part of her... oddly confident. Maybe it was how perfectly everything was aligned for once, with Zelda not having to be anywhere, and the teacher otherwise completely alone. Whatever it was, it gaze Zelda a confidence she wasn't usually accustomed to... and she took full advantage of it.

"Miss Sage?" Zelda called out, her voice completely even as she entered the classroom and closed the door behind her. "I'd like to talk to you about something..."

[sageness]

"Ah, Zelda. Of course. I always have time for you." Raine had stuck back to wrap some last things up and prepare for the next day. Zelda, the student council president and one of the students she was most fond of, was always a welcome visit. Whether she brought substance of weight, levity, or just a need for guidance, she always found time for her.

And she had no idea that said fondness was returned in kind, dialed up. Nor that this was about to become something else entirely.

She looked up to smile at the student, her large coat off and hung up, leaving her in a white top and black pants that showed off well what the coat typically hid. "Please, take a seat."

[fantasyfuel]

Yes, a lot of people looked to Zelda for guidance. In many ways, she was seen as one of the wisest members of the student body... and generally carried all the responsibilities that that entailed. People came to her for help, for advice, for direction, and for many more things. But as wise as she was... she was also young.

The amount of responsibilities she carried should've worn out a young girl like her. Between her responsibilities to the school, and her assumed responsibilities to the students, Zelda was... dangerously close to unraveling. Maybe that was why she was here, speaking to Miss Sage, of all people. Maybe, out of all the things that could've offered her relief...

The one thing she truly wanted, was to help herself.

"I'll stand, if that's alright," Zelda said politely, but with no hint of disrespect. Instead, moving closer to the woman, and attempting to not get distracted by her... rather lovely figure, now that it wasn't hidden under a coat. "Actually... if I may be so bold, I'd like to ask you something personal..."

[sageness]

"Ah. Very well then." Raine looked up from her papers and leaned back in her chair. Sighing quietly and relaxing. It was uncommon for her to do so, especially around her students, but Zelda was a special case. She did not mind being unguarded around her, because she knew the type of person she was. Or at least, she thought she did.

Eyes closed for a moment, she let a little smile form on her face. "Well, I appreciate you asking first. Go ahead, though I might not be able to answer honestly." Depending on what it was, that is. One thing was clear from her current posture.

Under the white shirt was just skin. No bra of any kind.

[fantasyfuel]

As much as she tried to ignore it, Zelda couldn't help but glance at her teacher's chest. It was obvious there was no bra under there, and that fact... excited her, embarrassingly enough. It sent her imagination into overdrive, the thought of her teacher's shapely figure practically burning itself into her mind. And yet, given how relaxed the woman was around her... was it right to come here for the explicit purpose of indulging her imagination?

No. No it wasn't. And somehow, that thought... liberated her.

"You're a beautiful woman, Miss Sage," Zelda finally confessed, her cheeks going crimson as the words spilled from her mouth. "And often, I... find myself thinking about that. Very much." Her eyes were half-lidded, practically glued to the older woman's face. "I've... thought about things. Inappropriate things." She began to move closer then, standing in front of her chair. "And I... believe that I might not be the only one..."

That last part was a lie. Something she tossed out in an attempt to try and justify this. She didn't know a single thing about how her teacher felt about her, especially not in that context. But perhaps... her reaction would glean some insight.