friday, therefore tfln

[sockies]

you know what to do

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Finn | Star Wars: TFA | ota

[defectorfinn]

​1. I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
2. Okay, first we buy a Jedi outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
3. He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
4. I just need some of your time and all of your body.
5. [text him!]

4

[blacksquadleader]

Just what exactly do you need me for, hm?

[defectorfinn]

Three guesses.

[blacksquadleader]

Come on. Tell me. I want to hear it.

[defectorfinn]

Don't get me wrong, I love the begging but where's the fun in telling you? ;)

[blacksquadleader]

It's hot when you tell me things like that.

[defectorfinn]

Tempting, but I'm not gonna budge until you at least try guessing.

Hint: You're already on track.

[blacksquadleader]

You shouldn't play these kinds of games with me. I'll win.

[defectorfinn]

You say that like losing to you is a bad thing.

Poe plays dirty

[blacksquadleader]

Don't tell me and I'll tell Jess you're ticklish.

wow so rude poe

[defectorfinn]

You'd play me like that??

[blacksquadleader]

Would I? You tell me.

[defectorfinn]

I have no doubt that you would but I can still pretend to be outraged by it.

[blacksquadleader]

Even worse, I won't tell her exactly where. That way, you never know when and where she'll strike and let me tell you, she'll keep at it until she figures it out.

[defectorfinn]

All this because you don't want to guess? You're a scary man, Poe Dameron.

[blacksquadleader]

I wasn't lying when I said it was hot when you tell me what you want. Ridiculously hot, as in when I'm back from this patrol, I'll make Snap deal with the debrief while I come looking for you.

Better have the night free for me hot.

Convinced yet?

4

[girlandherstaff]

You okay, Finn?

No they're not drinking... Yet

[defectorfinn]

yes

But we're building a human pyramid

And we need the top

You are small and light and it has been decided it will be you

drinking will only improve this plan

[girlandherstaff]

Okay then. Quick question

Why are we building a human pyramid? Other than because we can?

[defectorfinn]

Someone said 'pyramid' and it just sort of snowballed after I asked what a human pyramid was and now we're trying to figure out the logistics

So basically, because we can

[girlandherstaff]

Best reason to do anything!

[defectorfinn]

does that mean you're in??

[girlandherstaff]

Yeah, I'm in

[defectorfinn]

Excelelnt!!

Exellent

Wait shit

Excellent!! I did it!

Don't ask questions, but we need your pillows, blankets, 3 litres of juice and a nail

A thumb tack will do but it's your funeral

[girlandherstaff]

Okay, okay, I can do that