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I. REGULAR

First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
Doggy style - Sex from behind.
Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
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II. PUBLIC

At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
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III. HARDCORE

Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
Dub-Con - They may not have initially wanted to, but they'll like it eventually.
Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
Blood play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
Power play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
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IV. ROLEPLAY

Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
Prostitute - They paid for you.
Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
Priest - They need to confess to you...
Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
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V. TOYS

Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
Unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
Speculum - Want a look inside?
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VI. FAIL

Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
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VII. MISCELLANEOUS

Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
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[OOC: Regular 4-12,14,16,17 - Public 1-15 - Misc 2(MFF),6,4-7]

[any preference for this sexy kitty?]

[OOC: Misc 7? Maybe falling afoul of Poison Ivy, who doses them and leaves them to work through it?]

It wasn't exactly how Selina planned to spend her Sunday night, but Ivy was mercurial on her best days. So sue Selina for stepping (and killing) one of her precious babies. It had been an accident, but Ivy felt hurt, and when she was hurt, she lashed out, and when she lashed out, boy did she lash out.

Selina got hit first. The smell of the clover hit her before the actual flower made contact with her skin, and when it burst against her lips, the toxins sank right in. Even with her suit and cowl, she still breathed the whole damn thing in. Stumbling back, she caught herself on the edge of the building, heat crawling through her insides and burning against every fiber.

Ivy disappeared before Selina could swat at her, but she didn't much have the strength anyway. That was about the time Nightwing appeared.

"Get---get out!" she hissed, a cat certainly on the defensive as she teetered on the edge of the building. "Ivy---in the air---"

He'd aimed the landing just right, picking a spot closer to Selina than to Ivy after seeing her get dosed with something that was probably pretty nasty, considering Ivy's usual taste in toxins. His arm was around Catwoman's waist, steadying her before she fell by the time her fragmented words put themselves together in his head. By then it was too late for him to have not inhaled the last remnants of Poison Ivy's present.

Dick spun on his heel, ready to reach for one of his gauntlet pouches for an antidote for both of them when the flames ignited under his skin. Immediately, he wanted to tear off his costume, especially where he was starting to strain against the built-in cup.

"What-- what did she hit you-- us-- with?"

"I don't know....but it packs one hell of a fucking punch," she said, shoving at Dick to push him away. If she could just get some breathing room, level her head a bit...

But god, look at him in that skintight suit. Look at all those young muscles. How good would they feel under her claws? How pretty would they look scratched up and pink, marked with her lipstick smears? He was probably hung like a horse too, wasn't he?

Moaning, she got on her knees. "If you don't get out of here..." Her mouth watered as she shook. Her clit felt like someone had stuck a vibrator against it, and her lips were swelling and sore, already wetting the crotch of her suit.

Dick stumbled back from the push, his head starting to feel light from all the blood rushing to flush his skin and down into his cock which was straining so hard now it hurt. But he shook it off a little, just a touch more clear-headed for the moment, having not gotten quite the full dose.

"I'm not leaving you to... Whatever this is," he snapped back. "We'll get you back to the cave, figure out what she hit us with."

He crouched, hoping the position would relieve a little of the pressure, but instead it just gave him a better view of Selina's generous curves packed tightly into her costume. She was a hell of a lot of woman in lots of ways, but right now Dick could only focus on the obvious-- the full breasts straining against the outfit, constantly pulling the zipper down lower, for example.

"This isn't poison, is it?"

Dick wasn't the only one staring at things he shouldn't. Selina couldn't take her eyes off the lower half of his suit. She knew full well that he had a cup built into the suit (all the Bats did), but it seemed to be pressing against the material more firmly than usual. She could only imagine how thick he must be getting.

Slowly, she began to crawl forward, breasts tight in her suit, but sue her for lowering the zip at the front delicately once she was in front of him, giving him a peek at her ample cleavage.

"No, it's not poison," she purred, pupils blown wide. "It's far, far too sweet for that." She leaned in, put her hands on Dick's knees, and squeezed, letting her claws sink into the suit a bit to see what kind of give it had. "And so are you."

Sue him for taking full advantage of the view down the front of Selina's costume. After all, he'd grown up around women like her, with bodies like goddesses and pin-ups poured into skintight and/or revealing costumes. He'd dreamed of those breasts plenty of times, and there was nothing stopping his mind from going there now.

Dick gasped as her hands landed on him, her claws hot points under his suit that hurt a little but fired him up much more.

"Oh hell," he groaned. "We've got to fight this--"

He should have been reaching for the sedative dart stowed in his boot. Instead, he was struggling to keep his fingers from undoing the hidden seam that separated the top and bottom of his costume.

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