Meme Against Humanity

[lamb_chop]

Who doesn't enjoy the hilarious results of Cards Against Humanity?

So here's how to play:
Go to this Random CAH quote generator
Or this Recently played cards generator

Pick and post a result (or two or three)...

Others reply to you.

Profit??


Meme developed by me, all credit where due, please.

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Could Fly Anything Before Dameron || Star Wars

[twelve_not_fourteen]

How am I maintaining my relationship status? _______________________________

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[...]

How many rounds have you been saving that card for?

[seemerolling]

Balls.

[What? it's what the card says!]

[twelve_not_fourteen]

Well, it seems like this round has an obvious winner.

[seemerolling]

[Yesss. Thank you, Poe's sense of humour.]

I'm glad you appreciate that. Not everyone [sideways glance at Kylo] would.

[forcefullyunstable]

Knocking up Mom and then pretending to give a fuck?
That sounds about right.

[twelve_not_fourteen]

This game really started to go downhill when we added the 'Knights of Ren' expansion deck.

[forcefullyunstable]

It was between that and 'absence makes the heart grow fonder.' I think I made the more accurate choice.

[jakkuorphan]

A passionate latino lover.

[Hhaahahahahahhahahhahaha Rey thinks she's hilarious and that's all that matters.]

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[She's snickering so hard while reading it that he's having a hard time keeping a straight face.]

Don't besmirch Enrique's good name, Rey. He's never done anything to you.

[jakkuorphan]

Thankfully! I'm not sure I could knowing what he's done to you.

[Cue more laughter.]

Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who

[not_the_question]

1. Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to___________

2. I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.


3. __________ must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _______ and wits.

2

[lost_my_watch]

[Has to thank the green version of Zordon for the "Nerds Against Humanity" set]

"Having an emotional affair with animated gifs of Tom Hiddleston."

[not_the_question]

[Well... That's new.]

How would you have an emotional affair with any gifs?

Jason Todd | dcu | m/m for anything shippy, otherwise OTA

[hoodforhire]

1. During sex, I like to think about __________.

2. What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?

3. In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ________ will be our currency.

1

[surfshopbabe]

Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.

**The surfer looks like she's trying not to bust a gut laughing hysterically**

Much more fun than a wrecking ball, I'm sure.

Ryuugazaki Rei | Free! Iwatobi Swim Club/Eternal Summer | ota

[ryuugazakirei]

1. Sorry everyone, I just _________.

2. I drink to forget ____________.

3. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _________.

Taking a cue from Yoda and adding the Fandom edition

[not_the_question]

1. Rule 69'd.

2. Your mom on Facebook.

3. Fucking elves.

[forcefullyunstable]

*pulls out the 'Jedi Against Humanity' expansion that's taken the First Order by storm.*

Okay, my turn. "BLANK. The sad result of attempting to use the Force while drunk."

[forcefullyunstable]

No. Just... No.

[forcefullyunstable]

I know there were two times in grandfather's life when he went up in flames, but I refuse to believe that was actually what he smelled like!

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[Shamefully taking a cue from Yoda and using the 'Nerds Against Humanity' answers]

Anakin in the prequels.

[forcefullyunstable]

I hate you. And I despise you soling my grandfather's legacy. But... well... I really can't argue with that. It would explain a hell of a lot.

Sonozaki Wakana | Kamen Rider W

[sono_hime]

1. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's _______.
2. What's a girl's best friend?
3. What ended my last relationship?

[firstminister]

3. Coming home to the charred remains of your aunt and uncle.

Kureshima Mitsuzane | Kamen Rider Gaim

[callmemicchi]

1. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _______.
2. During sex I like to think about:
3. Realising, too late, the implications of your interest in ______ as a child.

[firstminister]

[From Nerds Against Humanity]

2. A political argument on Facebook with your friend's racist aunt.

[callmemicchi]

Admittedly, knowing you're right is a turn-on.

[firstminister]

What does being 'turned-on' have to do with anything?