( they're bleeding! oh no. they are dead. )

[nomeals]

 

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess. 

INJURIES. 
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking? 
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt. 
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit. 
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass. 
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers. 
6. Other. I'm not a doctor. 

HOW'D IT HAPPEN. 
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself. 
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack? 
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it. 
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault. 

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN. 
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit? 
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff! 
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap. 
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks! 
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[ichihara]

Oh, look at you! You look like you had such a good time!

[ he looks like his brain is leaking out of his head, but whatever, same difference. ]

[appalled]

Five centimeters.

[ simmer simmer simmer ]

[appalled]

Five centimeters!

[ simmer simmer simmer simmer simmer ]

Five! Centimeters! Lower! And I would have had to clean out the rest of the storage room without a head!

[appalled]

Why are you keeping a carpet capable of eating people.

[ - and there's his boiling point. ]

Or no! Rather!

DONE

[appalled]

Why are you keeping a thing that can eat someone who just wanted to beat off its dust and and why is it pretending to be a carpet!!