( the floor is lava )

[honestypolice]

Just share the damn bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, there's flooding, feels weird, or it's too dirty to walk on. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Are they mooching off you? Stop trying to figure out the details! Just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? DO YOU? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is seriously lava.

Comments

victor fries, gotham/dc.

[swore]

quentin lance / dctv

[policing]

ava — ex machina

[capacity]

john constantine ( constantine )

[incantations]

michelle ( 10 cloverfield lane )

[boltings]

Jack Rackham | Black Sails | OTA

[calicojack]

Tess Mercer | Smallville

[have_no_mercy]

Kurt Weller » Blindspot

[wallsup]

[secondshift]

[So, I know these two just met but what would you think about maybe they get stuck working a case together and have to cohabitate? Karen would be amused at sharing a bed with someone that's not a baby.]

Karen Donahue | OC

[secondshift]

[F/M for anything shippy.]

nick clark | fear the walking dead

[junkshow]

[exuviate]

[Up for cross canon? I can au him into the walking dead canon if you want?]

Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[darthvaderfanboy]

[leiafanboy]

[Sorry not sorry. I'd roll but tbh it'd end up being a combination of everything, but if you feel the need for a number then I guess that's an option. I'll be over here.]

Bilbo Baggins | The Hobbit

[experting]

Jo Harvelle || Supernatural

[tobeclosetohim]

[ Yes. Do this thing. Someone come make Jo cuddle. ]

Spiderman / peter parker desu | marvel's civil war | OTA

[civilwarspidey]

velouria | fire emblem fates | ota

[treasurers]

6

[playtiming]

[ Because this is FE, of course the floor is actually lava. It's actually lava, and Selkie just laughs from where she's perched on a rock barely big enough to hold her. ]

What a fun game! Do you think I could backflip over to that big rock over there?

isabelle lightwood | shadowhunters

[nocturnelle]

Saori Nakagawa - oc - ota

[needsteaplz]

( future ) trunks | dragon ball z

[futuretrunks]

inquisitor lavellan ( dragon age )

[sidequestings]

saitama | opm

[baldy]

1

[genosis]

[ SENSEI SHARE THE FUTON WITH ME SENSEI IT'S SO NICE AND WARM WITH MY SUPER HEATED PROCESSORS AREN'T DON'T YOU WANT TO JOIN ]

cassandra pentaghast | dragon age

[divinerights]

victor frankenstein | penny dreadful | ota

[subject]

[ playing from s1 finale; making my way through s2. ]

Down for a Dorian?

[neversaysno]

elise | fire emblem fates | ota

[demoiselled]

[ i love option 6 but am okay with any of them ]

Allison Argent | Teen Wolf | OTA

[silverbow]

[Not like space will ever be a problem.]

I haven't played him in ages but could not resist being terrible

[agonistic]

When they finally reach the safehouse his uncle set up ages ago in the surrounding hills, they find it's essentially a one-room shack, a utilitarian cot and a sagging wicker dining chair the only pieces of furniture. Maybe most people would have given Allison the cot. But no one ever accused Derek of chivalry, at least not any time recently, and he's bone tired from their escape from the Alpha pack. So tired he can't even worry about the others right now. He immediately claims the cot as his own, flopping down on it and sneezing loudly at the dust that's raised around him.

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

sup

[anticoulson]

For fuck's sake, will you just lie down already?!

[Eric throws the spare pillow at Quinn, because your moving around isn't helping him sleep, missy.]