The Meet And Greet Meme For Characters

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The Meet and Greet Meme
For Characters
 This is the IC version of the The Role Call Meme



[The Rules]

1. Find the thread for the canons/fandoms of your character. If you don't see one, make one!

2. Post with all of your character accounts. Yes, all of them. Throwing in your entire musebox is totally fine in this meme. (Please write down the name and canon/fandom of the character in the subject line, and also if they're canon, AU, crossover or OC, etc.)

3. AU characters are totally OK. Crossover/fusion characters may post at all the fandoms/canons their crossover/fusion is derived from. Fandom OCs may post at their fandom/canon's thread. Original Story/Universe OCs will have their own thread.

4. Tag around all over the place - Canonmates, non-canonmates, everything is OK!

Comments

[saveyourserpent]

[Liquid really has to laugh at how defensive he seems to be getting. He grabs another sandwich and takes a bite.]

Hell if I remember. I just know I've seen it before.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov gets defensive over the stupidest things. He might as well as trademark the move with how he's acting.]

Hmmm.

[He leans in a bit, trying to get a better look at Liquid's face.]

You look... familiar. ... Who are you?

[saveyourserpent]

[Liquid crosses his arms, a little theatrically.]

Liquid Snake. Perhaps you've heard of me.

[He's all famous for terrorism and everything, after all.]

And yourself? You look rather familiar yourself, but I don't recall the hat.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Liquid Snake?

[Now that piques his interest.]

You do sort of look like him... Naked Snake, I mean. Didn't think Snake was your family name though.

[He chuckles to himself.]

And you've probably met my doppelganger, Ja-... Raiden.

[saveyourserpent]

My father. Yes, my brother and I get our codenames from him. He wasn't going by that so much anymore by then, though.

[Clone names for clone sons.]

Ah, that's who that is, I remember now. Yes, we've met sort of briefly.

[majorcrotchgrab]

What's your brother's name? Gas Snake?

[raikov is a jerk who laughs at his own jokes]

I'm surprised he even knew how to have kids. The guy was so oblivious to anything sexual.

As for Raiden, he's a good kid. At least before he became a robot. Now he's just a stick in the mud.

[saveyourserpent]

No, the other way. Solid Snake.

[Close, but no cigar.]

Well, ah, we weren't exactly traditional children anyway.

I suppose "becoming a robot" is the sort of thing that'd do that to a guy.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I shouldn't be surprised. It sounds better anyways. And I'm guessing it wasn't adoption, considering you're practically the spitting image of him. It's kind of unnerving.

[A pause.]

Still! The least he could do is pretend to be happy to see me when we cross paths...

[saveyourserpent]

Definitely not. Hell, I barely knew the guy, really. We're clones, my brother and I. My father wasn't too pleased about it.

[He laughs.]

Have you done anything to piss him off?

[majorcrotchgrab]

How do you even make accidental clones?

[does he have to answer that truthfully?]

No...! At least, nothing I can think of asides from some playful ribbing. But if that was enough to turn him away, the boy needs thicker skin.

[saveyourserpent]

I, ah, guess it turns out he wasn't even involved in the process at all. Go figure.

[He takes a bite of his sandwich.]

Ahaha, I see. That sounds like it explains more than you think it does.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Huh.

[He'd ask how but... he kind of doesn't care. Instead he just pops a couple of cucumber slices into his mouth.]

And how so?

[saveyourserpent]

A bit defensive, a bit of shifting the blame... Just a thought, though, just a thought.

[He knows his stuff, okay.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Hey, I'm actually the innocent one in this situation! I've been nothing but pleasant to the man!

[no raikov no you're not. Grabbing Raiden's crotch multiple times, hitting on him relentlessly, and making rude comments doesn't count as innocent.]

[saveyourserpent]

Ah, yes, I'm certain. You've done absolutely nothing whatsoever. I wonder just what you did? I have a small idea to begin with, but I'm sure there's much more going on than what's on the surface.

[Ohohoho he's having fun now.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov purses his lips and narrows his eyes.]

And what do you think I did?

[saveyourserpent]

Well, let's see. For starters, I'm sure you tried that grabbing move out on him, since you seem to be rather keen on it. Perhaps you stole his food or something. Even threw in an insult or two.

[Detective Liquid, pretty much just going by very recent events.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[There is a long period of silence before Raikov averts his gaze, looking like a sullen child.]

... Tch. What do you know.

[Liquid hit the nail on the head with that one.]

Even if I did do some of those things, he's still way too uptight.

[saveyourserpent]

Sounds like I got it then, hm?

[Liquid's looking at him with the most amused expression. Be impressed by his detective skills.]

I don't know. I doubt anyone's obligated to talk to someone who's decided it was a good idea to squeeze their bits.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I had to make sure he wasn't your father in disguise again! Do you know how unnerving it is to find someone who looks exactly like you?

[saveyourserpent]

No. I have absolutely no idea.

[Deadpan.]

...Does that mean you know what my father's bits feel like?

[majorcrotchgrab]

It's awful.

...

And I might.

[saveyourserpent]

Ugh. And you just memorize this stuff? I thought the grabbing thing was ridiculous to start with, but really?

[majorcrotchgrab]

You'd be surprised at how handy it actually is. Someone may look like themselves but they can't disguise everything.

[saveyourserpent]

And that's when everyone starts wearing codpieces.