bakerstreet | The Bar Fight Meme

THE BAR FIGHT MEME

HOW TO PLAY
1) Post a blank comment with your character, or post with your preferences
2) Reply to others by rolling the RNG between 1-10 to pick a prompt, or just grab one you want.
3) Are you two the ones fighting? Are you teamed up? Or are you just a bystander? Decide!
4) Have fun and don’t cause too much collateral damage.

PROMPTS
1) RAGING DRUNK WHO’S THAT ASSHOLE STARING AT ME? I’M-I’M, GUYS I’M GONNA FIH….I’M GONNA FIGHT HIM. I’M GONNA….GUYS BACK ME UP. GUYS

2) RELUCTANT All you wanted is a quiet drink alone or a nice night with your friends. You really didn’t mean to knock that person’s drink over. Now they wanna go and you just wanna go home.

3) DISRESPECT Someone’s been talking shit about someone, and you’ve got some honor to defend or a score to settle.

4) START SOME SHIT Literally the only reason you’re out tonight is to fuck shit up.

5) YOU ASSHOLE You've hustled someone at pool, or said some rude things pretty loud, or hit on someone too aggressively. Doesn't matter, you’ve been a jerk and now karma’s gonna kick your ass.

6) BLOODBATH You didn’t start the fight. You have no idea who started the fight. But now everyone’s fighting and it’s throw a punch or cower behind the bar time.

7) VENDETTA You’ve got history with this person and now they’re here in the bar with you. It doesn’t matter if they’ve actually done anything to you tonight, you’re still gonna brawl.

8) WILD Go nuts

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[ It's an oni tradition, okay? ]

[Fight her, she dares you.]

[Who even knows who let this kid into a bar in the first place, but hey he's here now. He's stranded and tired and needs money and hey they've got pool! That's something anyway. He can earn a few bucks off that, enough for somewhere to stay for the night, anyway.

Except of course Nathan ends up playing with two of the burliest looking dudes in the bar, because of COURSE he does, and half way through they get sick enough of his smart mouth to throw him across the room.

Just his luck.

And obviously he's going to land directly on some poor schmuck at the bar, spilling her drink everywhere.

Rather than look in any way apologetic, Nathan just wipes the blood of his face with the back of his hand and glowers impressively.]

Hey, watch it would ya?

[Watch out, she hits hard.]

[ Some people must have guardian angels watching over them. Bruce isn't one of those people. Because otherwise he'd be able to duck into a random watering hole, get a water, and be on his way without incident. Without somehow managing to find the one place Ross' favorite attack dog is hanging out tonight.

Maybe he can just... Slowly back away before Blonsky recognizes him. Just back off, slip out, and run as far and fast as not-quite-humanly-possible. (Because that plan has always worked out for him before.) ]