mid-week sexting

[forfun]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[sensitively]

Oh, did you receive this?

I meant to send it to someone else.


[ ...HA. ]

[derriphan]

Then you should probably do something about the lighting while you're at it. Wouldn't want them to think you're new to this.

[sensitively]

[ YOU LASER-BRAINED NERFHERDER ]

You're just jealous because I've someone else to send them to!

[ ...Rey, no. quit while you're ahead, honey. ]

[derriphan]

And just who were you sending it to?

[sensitively]

[ ... ]

...Matt, from Engineering.

[ spoiler: there is no Matt from Engineering. ]

[derriphan]

The Radar Technician that doesn't even know what a calcinator does?

[sensitively]

Yes! Him.

He requested the pics, and I'm sending them to him. I misfired them to you, sorry about that.

[ she is unreasonably smug right now. ]

[derriphan]

Blonde, glasses? Keeps trying to catch me in the shower. You sure he was asking for pictures of you?

[sensitively]

[ ...oh. well. ]

...In the shower? Are you sure?

[derriphan]

Kind of hard to miss.

[sensitively]

[ huge mental siiiiigh. ]

Alright, fine. It wasn't for Matt. I sent them purposely to you. Happy, now? [ jerkface. ]

[derriphan]

And here I was going to tell you all about the show I decided to give him.

[sensitively]

[ ...he did what. um. ]

...And just what do you think Rana would think of that?


[ u playing for both teams, now, Solo? ]

[derriphan]

I doubt she'd care one way or the other. We haven't seen each other since that mix up with the comms.

[sensitively]

...Oh.

[ ...still no clarification, really. ]

So, do you...like boys? — Men, I mean?

[derriphan]

I prefer women.

Why? Worried that my accepting of your offer was out of some desire to embarrass you?

[sensitively]

Maybe. [ definitely. ] I don't know.

So you're ...not seeing Rana, then. Why would you insinuate otherwise?

[derriphan]

Do I really seem the type to do that?

[ Humiliate her on the battlefield, maybe, but the bedroom was an entirely different story. ]

I never insinuated that she was anything other than a distraction. My options for relieving tension have become somewhat limited lately in case you'd forgotten.

[sensitively]

I don't know what sort of type you are, to be perfectly honest.

[ but that second part begs another line of questioning. ]

...What options did you use to have? I can't imagine Starkiller Base had that much of a desirable dating pool.

[derriphan]

Even I have lines I don't cross, Rey.

Dating, no, but then I wasn't looking for a long-term commited relationship. And some of the Officers were adequate.

[sensitively]

That there are lines that you don't even cross is surprising, to be honest. [ but she doesn't want to dredge up his past, not here, not on this topic. ]

And what are you looking for, now? More of the same?

[derriphan]

Unkind Rey.

What do your instincts tell you?

[ There is such a lot of yearning there, if only she'd see it. Confusion and wariness too. As well as exhaustion.

Still, for all this there is a surprising lack of ill-intent. ]