Just lean a little closer...

[yohko]

The Lean Closer Meme

It doesn't matter where you are. It doesn't matter who you're with or what you're doing. You have a sudden urge to lean close to them, whisper into their ear...

"Tonight, I'm going to fuck you."

The other unfortunate party must react. Will they fuck? Will they punch the other in the face? Whatever happens, happens.

RULES:
1. Post to the meme. List character's name, series, and whatever else in the subject line. You can also specify whether your character will be the one telling it or not.
2. Post preferences if you have 'em and please respect the preferences of others.
3. Go nuts.

Credit: taken from here

Comments

CALL A DOCTOR CALL A SURGEON CALL A MAGE

[drywall]

Understood.

[ He can tell her short fuse is almost lit - better not to question her for now. ]

Then... that's the current plan of action? The note?

THERE'S NO TIME

[fuuko]

Y-Yes. Unless you don't want to.

[ Unless you jack it up with one of your honest mistakes. ]

DON'T YOU GIVE UP ON ME /SLAPS

[drywall]

That's--

[ I mean it was absolutely unintentional when he said it, let's be honest - but now that the offer's actually on the table? ]

That... isn't the case at all.

...KOFF KOFF (1/2)

[fuuko]

Oh. Really?

[ And she looks, dare I say it, happy and relieved and full of hope . . .! ]

HACK HACK WHEEZE (2/2)

[fuuko]

[ It's short-lived. ]

Of course! This is me we're talking about, after all.

LIVE DAMN YOU

[drywall]

[ It's longer-lived than Sousuke's happy face

which hasn't even happened yet

he is lacking in happy faces okay ]

Of course it is. I'm not sure why you think I would be referring to someone else.

I'M ... ALIVE? I SAW A BRIGHT LIGHT...

[fuuko]

I don't know why either.

[ At the very least, they're on good and even terms. ]

So. About that note . . .

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OVER. THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER

[drywall]

[ He swallows quietly, glancing away because... you know. Eye contact and intimacy are hard. ]

Is there something the matter?

I WAS SCARED. I WAS SO SCARED...!

[fuuko]

[ Okay, you can't be all blushy and awkward. That's her job when she's not being tsuntsun. ]

Did you really want to . . .?

DON'T BE AFRAID. NEAR... FAR... wherEEEEEEVEERRRRR YOU ARRRRRRRE

[drywall]

[ It's a job for two, okay. ]

I... well, given past experiences... that is, our track record has been...

[ a-ahem. ]

I would not object.

[fuuko]

Did you want to . . ? Tonight, I mean.

[ Their track record? It wasn't bad, was it? ]

[drywall]

[ On the contrary, it's because of how good their track record is that he's interested in pursuing this. ]

Tonight.

[ A beat. AVOIDING EYE CONTACT LIKE CRAZY. ]

Or sooner, perhaps.

[fuuko]

Sooner?

[ O-Oh. She won't avoid eye contact but she'll be quite hopeful. ]

You mean, like, in the next ten to fifteen minutes?

[ Because if so . . ! ]

[drywall]

[ AHEM. Totally staying calm over here. ]

It's... well, we may need to hurry if we're going to make it back to either of our residences in that time frame.

[ Not without blowing up a few walls to cut down on travel time, and that probably won't go well for him. ]

Unless you have a plan?

[fuuko]

[ Yeah, she's calm too. Except she's not. ]

My parents are home . . .

[ They can't be quiet no matter how much they'll try, and her mom's nosy, and doesn't he have room at his place does he . .? ]

We can go somewhere else?

[drywall]

[ There's a pause - technically his place is empty since... well it's always empty, but it's a pretty fair distance from their current whereabouts. It's not that he's incapable of waiting - he just doesn't necessarily want to if it can be avoided.

His eyes scan the street analytically, searching for van optional solution. It's a few seconds before he speaks up. ]

It's my understanding that there are hotels for this sort of thing. Perhaps there's one in the area.