Someone's in my bed

[justformemes]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

yennefer of vengerberg | the witcher | m/f

[unset]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | F/M

[owesdebts]

[No minors (21+)]

[odinborn]

[ Much as the exit, his return to Midgard has been just as abrupt, no warning to the others of his impending arrival, save for the bright and colorful energy waves signalling use of the bifrost. Hours had passed since then; everyone had their own limit before fatigue set in, leading to drowsiness, even a demigod. The new Avengers facility hadn’t been difficult to find; he already carried the knowledge that Steve had left a room available to him, a gesture not surprisingly considering it came from one of the kindest people he had encountered in the nine realms. There would be time for talking, the sharing of information, and feasting later. What called to him now was a much more basic need.

Heavy footsteps sounded down the corridor as he made his approach; though he was much quieter in the opening and closing of the door, mjolnir now hanging from the inside handle. The room was quiet; perhaps if he had focused, it would have been enough to pick up on the soft and steady sounds of breathing. The armor came off immediately; undoing clasps and buckles, cast aside, stripping down to a pair of boxers (he found he enjoyed the Migardian undergarments), tension expelling itself from his body and muscles from the relief.

Approaching the bed is when he first caught a glimpse. Red hair; feminine curves hidden underneath the blankets. Someone with modesty would have awoken the unexpected guest and apologized, or picked an entirely different room altogether. He didn’t fit under either of those categories. Maybe he had entered the wrong quarters; it didn’t matter, his mind was made.

The bed sank as his large form came to rest on it and the comforter was drawn back, allowing him to slip underneath it, and he became aware of how much warmth her body had provided, a sharp contrast to the coolness on his side. ]

Forgive me, Natasha….[ One strong arm wrapped around her waist, pulling her towards his body without any real effort, rewarded instantly with warmth ] but the bed is better this way.

Lucifer Morningstar | Lucifer | OTA

[hellicious]

[No minors (outside of Trixie) (21+)]

[theycalledmeacurse]

[Any interest in Lucifer encountering a dimension-hopped Rogue trying to live an uncomplicated life in LA? (Played in her late twenties.) She'd be amused by Lucifer while also wanting to punch him in the face.]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[lurkerwolf]

a little bit fuck the police, a little bit fuck canon

[mrsassywolf]

[Peter had gone out for a run in the Preserve, finding the need to go out and stretch his legs a bit. When he got home, he was surprised to find that his bed was currently occupied by his darling nephew. Peter reached out, giving Derek's shoulder a small nudge.]

Bruce Banner » MCU

[hyperkinesia]

[ M/F and 25+ partners for ships, OTA otherwise. ]

Don't know each other!

[lucifermorningstar]

[Don't look now Bruce but there's some random, handsome, shirtless fellow in your bed. His back is turned towards the Scientist so he can get an eyeful of those massive almost moon-shaped scars where his wings used to be. The stranger seems to be sleeping rather soundly though. Shouldn't take much to wake the Devil.]

(ooc: I couldn't resist. No pants off business happened (and yes the Devil is at least wearing some cotton PJ bottoms) but it could be hilarious if they aren't entirely sure/possibly concerned something happened and they don't remember?)

Kara Danvers | Supergirl (2015) | m/f

[wapow]

kylo ren | tfa

[fureor]

[ well... ]

bucky barnes | mcu

[dislocked]

johnny storm | fantastic four

[fulminants]

2-A, without the screaming, I have no idea what this is have fun

[snapchatting]

[Negasonic Teenage Warhead is about 95% sure she knows who's collapsed across her bed—the blue spandex with the big 4 on it is the tipoff—and okay, she has questions, but the easiest way to get answers is to wake him the hell up. But there are rules in the X-Mansion about grabbing someone by the shoulder and waking them up, because that's how shit goes bad fast.

So, her solution: perching cross-legged on the dresser across the room with a jar of coins next to her and pitching them at him, one at a time.

Hey, she's being nice, she hasn't tossed any of the quarters yet. Not even any nickels.]

Hey. [Plink] Hey. [Plink] Hey. [Plink.]

matt murdock | mcu

[ergon]

I-c(Whether this is a date or not I'll leave up to you since IDK your preference.)

[darkcxrners]

[With Matt over at her apartment, Karen had told him it would be a little while until she was ready. She still had some things to do around the apartment that she couldn't put off anymore. So when she came back into her room to grab something, Karen was surprised to see Matt seemingly asleep on her bed.

She could just leave him alone. Or she could take the feather duster that's in her hand and attempt to tickle his face with it just to see what sort of reaction got from him. Her mischief side won and she quietly walked over to the bed to do just that, keeping her body at a safe distance just in case.]

Carol Danvers | Marvel | F/M

[cheeseburgermarvel]

Yuujirou Shihoudani | Princess Princess

[easternprincess]

[m/f, m/m okay. permission. i can age him up as needed.]

Mikaela Hyakuya | Owari no Seraph

[uglybloodsucker]

[m/f, m/m okay. permissions. it's for a different character but same mun. i can age him as needed.]

mugen ( samurai champloo ) ota

[unfinite]

[fullest]

Mugen. [ First call. She's standing staring down at him with her arms crossed. Somehow he's gone and rolled across the dang room onto her futon. And he took his sheets with him, tangling both of theirs all up and making her side look like a natural disaster swept through. ]

Oi, Mugen! [ Second call, and her voice has gotten recognizably more sharp. He looked dead, but she knew he wasn't. Probably just hung over. The thought makes an eyebrow twitch. He'd better not have thrown up on the futon. ]

Mugen! [ Third call, this time much more whiny and impatient. What if he was injured? ... He'd better not be bleeding on the sheets. ]

Oh, that's it. Muuugeeeenn! [ Have the sound of a snappy Fuu kneeling by him and abruptly jiggling his shoulder. ]

Crowley | Good Omens | ota

[ophisine]

[He does have a very comfortable bed.]

Balthazar | Supernatural

[badpuns]

Q | James Bond

[cleverlittleq]

[m/m for shipping, ota for platonic.]

Peter Hale | Teen Wolf | ota

[mrsassywolf]

Towa Akagi | Go! Princess Precure

[almostanthy]

[actualprincess]

[ There is, technically, nothing wrong with this scenario. Towa Akagi is laying in Towa Akagi's bed. That much, at least, is not a problem at all.

Where the problem lay is in the fact that Towa is standing beside her bed, looking down at Towa sleeping in Towa's bed. ]

Kurt Darkholme (Nightcrawler) | Marvel Comics | OTA

[ecclesiophobic]

Rey || Star Wars: The Force Awakens || F/M

[talentedscavenger]

Bilbo Baggins | The Hobbit

[experting]

Azusa | Omerta ~Chinmoku no Okite~

[uzasa]

[Voice...testing..... >_>; He definitely doesn't have any identification on him, but may have a weapon.]

Liv Moore | iZombie | OTA

[eatingnoodles]

[m/f for shipping, ota for platonic, feel free to pm me!]

mikaela hyakuya | owari no seraph

[infatyuated]

[ can be aged up if necessary. ]