cockhops (
cockhops) wrote in
bakerstreet2016-02-22 08:44 pm
IDK it's xeno just accept it
Tʜᴇ Xᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ Mᴇᴍᴇ

No judgement, only tentacles.
Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries
and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to
approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free
to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries,
after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy?
Directions:
1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner!
2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity!
3. Be excellent to each other, dudes.
AU Prompts:
i. Enemy Mine
You may not have gotten off to a good start, but trapped, alone together, in a wild place-- well, there's nothing that brings two people closer than relying on only each other for help and survival, and something has bloomed where the land was thought to be barren. So what if you are from different worlds? This is a new world, and there's no one to say that what you do for pleasure or love is wrong.
ii. Pulp Science Fantasy
After being kidnapped by the horrible Xalgonions of Xon'marx XIII, you prayed for someone to save you-- and someone did, clothing ripped and sweat shining on their skin as they cut down your cruel captors. Swoon! How could one not fall in love with someone so very, very swashbuckling, and who cares if their skin happens to be blue or bioluminescent, or if their weapon was clutched in a tentacle instead of a hand?
or...
Perhaps no rescue came, and you are at the mercy of your cruel and perverse captors. Oh no! What horrible, lewd, awful, terrible things will they do to you? What pornographic use will they put you to?
iii. High Nonsense Fantasy
Does anyone care about why the incredibly powerful wizards filling the world haven't just magic'd away all disease with their boundless and eternal power? No, of course not; the really important thing is that elves, dragons, centaurs, and fairies are all real, and they are all willing to bone every other intelligent critter around (though some dragons might have a particular taste for royalty).
iv. Urban Fantasy & Modern Magic
Dating in a modern day and age can be hard; it gets harder if you have to plan around your monthly transformation into a canine, or turn into a mermaid every time your date takes you to the beach, or any other issue that arises from your inhumanity in a city built around human needs. Still, perhaps there's something you can offer because of your magic-tainted condition, instead of in spite of it...
or...
Knowing magic is real, and demons are real, led you to those shelves at the back of the library, where everything has disclaimers that you shouldn't try this at home. But if they didn't want you to try it, then they wouldn't have given directions, right? And so you wound up with a demon, or spirit, or ghost, or some other phantasmal or fantastic being following you everywhere you go-- including the bedroom. (The downside: you can't get the salt from the summoning circle out of your carpet, no matter how much you vacuum. #summonerproblems )
v. Fun Fur Everyone
Animal-people are common-- perhaps everyone is an animal-person, with a cat's ears or logic-defying winghands, with whiskers and fur or scales and frills, and the edges of 'attractive' have shifted to include them all. Oh, sure, there might be humans as well (who are attractive in their own right), but think of all the things that animals can do that humans can't, and all the attributes they might not share, and how exciting it could be to learn something new every day you're with your partner of a different breed...

Liquid Snake | Metal Gear
Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis // OTA
kaoru inoue ( security police ) ota
alternatively i'd love to play him with other parts like merman-related shit and what not, so i'll be happy to au things too! ]
Camilla "Cain" Taylor | original character | OTA
Toriel || Undertale || OTA
Probably in more ways than one.
Prompt 5 is a given, open to anything else]
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The last week had been a miserable, anxiety filled mess as she searched high and low for her missing little sister. The others in the town of Hinata hadn't been able to find her despite their best efforts, all because they simply weren't looking low enough.
When Frisk returned home that night trailing monsters in her wake no less...well it had taken Kitsune a moment to calm down. But their family had always been able to roll with the punches so to speak and so she immediately invited the new guests home for dinner.
And much to her shock, one of the new guests had even offered to make a pie.
The sound of a door closing down the hall, Toriel must have been checking on Frisk. The kind monster woman seemed so attached to Kitsune's little sister it was...very encouraging. In fact all of the monsters she'd met were nothing like the stories that the townspeople told.
Short hair like her sister, a slightly lighter complexion, a young adult by human standards. Kitsune smiled turning to greet her new houseguest.
"She asleep?"
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Adorable, sweet, sexy and motherly. You're doing great!
<3!!!
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Things calmed down rather quickly thanks to her maternal nature and the night winded down to where Asriel was leaning atop the back of her chair, arms placed around her shoulders. Chin next to her head nearby the crackling fire was the absolute sign of content.
"I'm sorry it took me this long to come back." He said fondly, nuzzling against her ear the way she used to do to him.
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But it was that leaving that had enabled Asriel to come back. No matter what the circumstances were, that was something Toriel was eternally grateful for.
"The important thing is that you are back, dear one. And.. and that you.. have no wish to leave me again..."
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"No. Not after all this time." He had no idea how he even managed to tell everything that had happen thanks to Frisk's intervening, but it was finally off his chest and he could focus on important things. Mostly her and the way he was so enamored with the peaceful feeling she was giving him. "I, want to stay with you." It almost felt like a confession and he kissed her cheek, as much a surprise to him as it might have been for her.
"That is my wish."
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Finally giving up, she slipped out of bed and padded sleepily into Toriel's room. The door creaked just a little as she pushed it open.
She was pretty sure her mother was sleeping, so she tried slipping into the goatwoman's bed as quietly as she could, burrowing under the covers and finding her mom's warmth -- which she curled close to. ]
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She was, in fact, taking care of a certain need of hers that it had been awhile since she had really seen to. And definitely a long while since anyone else had seen to.
But when she felt the unmistakeable sensation of Frisk climbing up into her bed, she froze up and... hoped she could pass it off as just having been asleep.]
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Leon Powalski | Star Fox
Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - Open to Anyone
Layle | Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles | M/F
Layle here is human-looking, only special thing about him is telekinetic powers, but he's ALL about inhuman ladies of every kind. Every. Kind. Also all prompts are a-okay.]
rydia | final fantasy iv | f/m
Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - Open to Anyone
Ray | merman oc
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The little house above on the cliffs wasn't much to look at, but it was weather tight and comfortable inside. Books kept her entertained when the weather was too poor to play on the shore.
The night after the trial ended, after the judgement was handed down and the man who murdered her family was sentenced, Freya crouched on the rounded basalt stone, ignoring the wind and the lap of the waves that tried to reach her skirts. She had enjoyed her time here in the solitude and did not want to return to the emptiness and devastation that was waiting for her. Wished she wouldn't have to go back. Wished for wings or a boat or a wish-granting faerie, wanted some wand to wave and say that there was no nightmare and that she could move forward not back. But now it was safe to go home and duty and responsibility demanded she comply, someone had to pick up where her father ended.
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Finally, he decided to make himself known. With the wind whipping the waves, he swims up to the farthest rock from shore where she sits, and, deep enough not to be seen, shifts his flat body into a more humanlike shape. Once his head, chest, and arms have formed, he surfaces and calls out to her.
"My lady! How can one so beautiful also look so sad?"
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A week later, at the harbor on a small Caribbean island, Aodhagán [who doesn't mind being called Egan for the sake of mun's spelling and muse's pronunciation] stowed away supplies and filled the fresh water filled to the brim. Ropes that held the vessel to the dock were unwound and the sunrise rose as the sails caught the wind. Content and happy, he laughed, looking forward to this most unexpected vacation, forgetting that anything having to do with Irene always had the propensity to go sideways on and knock him off his feet and onto his knees.
Lulu | Final Fantasy X | M/F
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Killer B - Naruto - M/F