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cockhops ([personal profile] cockhops) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-02-22 08:44 pm

IDK it's xeno just accept it

Tʜᴇ Xᴇɴᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ Mᴇᴍᴇ



No judgement, only tentacles.
Come one, come all, and bring your non-humans, your aliens and furries
and monsters and angels; if you have none, bring those who would love to
approach those who are inhuman in shape and mind; if you have neither, be free
to alter your characters so they may fit one side, or both. Love knows no boundaries,
after all, nor does attraction; why should species deter one from pleasure and joy?


Directions:


1. Post your character, with preferences and suggestions for those who wish to tag you. Include any information that you think will be relevant and help you find a partner!
2. Tag out to others! A thread takes two, and so does a horizontal tango. You can pick out one of the scenarios suggested below, or do your own thing, whatever. The prompts are mostly there to kick off ideas, not to bind creativity!
3. Be excellent to each other, dudes.

AU Prompts:


i. Enemy Mine


You may not have gotten off to a good start, but trapped, alone together, in a wild place-- well, there's nothing that brings two people closer than relying on only each other for help and survival, and something has bloomed where the land was thought to be barren. So what if you are from different worlds? This is a new world, and there's no one to say that what you do for pleasure or love is wrong.

ii. Pulp Science Fantasy


After being kidnapped by the horrible Xalgonions of Xon'marx XIII, you prayed for someone to save you-- and someone did, clothing ripped and sweat shining on their skin as they cut down your cruel captors. Swoon! How could one not fall in love with someone so very, very swashbuckling, and who cares if their skin happens to be blue or bioluminescent, or if their weapon was clutched in a tentacle instead of a hand?
or...
Perhaps no rescue came, and you are at the mercy of your cruel and perverse captors. Oh no! What horrible, lewd, awful, terrible things will they do to you? What pornographic use will they put you to? Is the rumor that they have amazing dongs true? There's only one way to find out!

iii. High Nonsense Fantasy


Does anyone care about why the incredibly powerful wizards filling the world haven't just magic'd away all disease with their boundless and eternal power? No, of course not; the really important thing is that elves, dragons, centaurs, and fairies are all real, and they are all willing to bone every other intelligent critter around (though some dragons might have a particular taste for royalty).

iv. Urban Fantasy & Modern Magic


Dating in a modern day and age can be hard; it gets harder if you have to plan around your monthly transformation into a canine, or turn into a mermaid every time your date takes you to the beach, or any other issue that arises from your inhumanity in a city built around human needs. Still, perhaps there's something you can offer because of your magic-tainted condition, instead of in spite of it...
or...
Knowing magic is real, and demons are real, led you to those shelves at the back of the library, where everything has disclaimers that you shouldn't try this at home. But if they didn't want you to try it, then they wouldn't have given directions, right? And so you wound up with a demon, or spirit, or ghost, or some other phantasmal or fantastic being following you everywhere you go-- including the bedroom. (The downside: you can't get the salt from the summoning circle out of your carpet, no matter how much you vacuum. #summonerproblems )

v. Fun Fur Everyone


Animal-people are common-- perhaps everyone is an animal-person, with a cat's ears or logic-defying winghands, with whiskers and fur or scales and frills, and the edges of 'attractive' have shifted to include them all. Oh, sure, there might be humans as well (who are attractive in their own right), but think of all the things that animals can do that humans can't, and all the attributes they might not share, and how exciting it could be to learn something new every day you're with your partner of a different breed...
saveyourserpent: (good boy)

Liquid Snake | Metal Gear

[personal profile] saveyourserpent 2016-02-23 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[kinklist here. No straight-up anthropomorphic animals, but other than that, weird stuff is great! Especially with body horror or oviposition or unpleasantries like that. Also no incest, underage, or bathroom stuff.]
commandshumor: (Too weak to stand)

Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis // OTA

[personal profile] commandshumor 2016-02-23 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Space bug vampire anyone? Kinks and info are in the journal, PM me with any questions.]
anzen: (Default)

kaoru inoue ( security police ) ota

[personal profile] anzen 2016-02-23 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ your very willing, very physically sensitive human... friend... anyway here's the gross kink list, even non-humanoid species would be great i'm just horrible

alternatively i'd love to play him with other parts like merman-related shit and what not, so i'll be happy to au things too! ]
moondragon: (ah...)

Camilla "Cain" Taylor | original character | OTA

[personal profile] moondragon 2016-02-23 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[A gun-toting young woman who always dresses and acts as a man, who is also the (now immortal) reincarnation of an old god. Tentacles can be involved if desired. Men preferred, but women and nonbinary folk are welcome.]

Toriel || Undertale || OTA

[personal profile] eda_mom_e 2016-02-23 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, she's a very caring individual.

Probably in more ways than one.

Prompt 5 is a given, open to anything else]
freeterfox: (Mellow Mitsune)

[personal profile] freeterfox 2016-02-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How would Toriel like to become more "familiar" with Frisk's older sister Mitsune? She was understandably distressed about the little one missing until she came home with a new Goatmom.]

[personal profile] eda_mom_e 2016-02-23 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[That. Let's do that. :D]
freeterfox: (:D)

[personal profile] freeterfox 2016-02-23 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Kitsune stoked the fire, thin eyes gazing into the crackling flames as she thought long and hard about the story she'd been told.

The last week had been a miserable, anxiety filled mess as she searched high and low for her missing little sister. The others in the town of Hinata hadn't been able to find her despite their best efforts, all because they simply weren't looking low enough.

When Frisk returned home that night trailing monsters in her wake no less...well it had taken Kitsune a moment to calm down. But their family had always been able to roll with the punches so to speak and so she immediately invited the new guests home for dinner.

And much to her shock, one of the new guests had even offered to make a pie.

The sound of a door closing down the hall, Toriel must have been checking on Frisk. The kind monster woman seemed so attached to Kitsune's little sister it was...very encouraging. In fact all of the monsters she'd met were nothing like the stories that the townspeople told.

Short hair like her sister, a slightly lighter complexion, a young adult by human standards. Kitsune smiled turning to greet her new houseguest.

"She asleep?"

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dreeming: (pic#10039547)

[personal profile] dreeming 2016-02-24 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hesitating on revealing his resurrection to Toriel had turned out to be the dumbest mistake Asriel had ever made. Well, maybe the second dumbest. Coming home to her gave a jolt to his emotional state, the one that had been ripped from for so long and was still feeling out as if for the first time. Something that wasn't exactly easy for someone who was also going through the young adult monster phase at the same time.

Things calmed down rather quickly thanks to her maternal nature and the night winded down to where Asriel was leaning atop the back of her chair, arms placed around her shoulders. Chin next to her head nearby the crackling fire was the absolute sign of content.

"I'm sorry it took me this long to come back." He said fondly, nuzzling against her ear the way she used to do to him.

[personal profile] eda_mom_e 2016-02-24 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Toriel felt her heart race and a warmth that had nothing to do with the crackling fire spread through her body as she felt Asriel, her Asriel, nuzzling at those big ears of hers. How much had she longed for a day like this again, even as she had known it was probably impossible. She had longed for it, and had transferred that longing into a stubborn insistence on taking care of the child that had come through.. the child that had also left.

But it was that leaving that had enabled Asriel to come back. No matter what the circumstances were, that was something Toriel was eternally grateful for.

"The important thing is that you are back, dear one. And.. and that you.. have no wish to leave me again..."
dreeming: (pic#10039541)

[personal profile] dreeming 2016-02-24 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He knew that tone, that term. The ones she reserved only for him or Asgore. Though it was solely him now that she'd ever call that. A part of him found it quite preferable in such a way that his breathing went a little longer than he expected.

"No. Not after all this time." He had no idea how he even managed to tell everything that had happen thanks to Frisk's intervening, but it was finally off his chest and he could focus on important things. Mostly her and the way he was so enamored with the peaceful feeling she was giving him. "I, want to stay with you." It almost felt like a confession and he kissed her cheek, as much a surprise to him as it might have been for her.

"That is my wish."

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[personal profile] the_determinator 2016-02-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Frisk tossed and turned, but for some reason she couldn't get to sleep. Maybe it was something she had eaten. She felt all itchy.

Finally giving up, she slipped out of bed and padded sleepily into Toriel's room. The door creaked just a little as she pushed it open.

She was pretty sure her mother was sleeping, so she tried slipping into the goatwoman's bed as quietly as she could, burrowing under the covers and finding her mom's warmth -- which she curled close to. ]

[personal profile] eda_mom_e 2016-02-28 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. Unbeknownst to Frisk, Toriel was not actually sleeping, though she was quiet and mostly still.

She was, in fact, taking care of a certain need of hers that it had been awhile since she had really seen to. And definitely a long while since anyone else had seen to.

But when she felt the unmistakeable sensation of Frisk climbing up into her bed, she froze up and... hoped she could pass it off as just having been asleep.]

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falcoff: (Default)

Leon Powalski | Star Fox

[personal profile] falcoff 2016-02-23 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alien space chameleon, obviously. Open to all prompts but V is obvious. Down for any weaponplay/submissive stuff, no bathroom/underage kinks.]
drivesshotgun: (Default)

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - Open to Anyone

[personal profile] drivesshotgun 2016-02-23 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
((no non-con, incest, or anything belonging to the toilet. Open to just about any kind of non-human, though she has a slight robo-kink.))
tomoveyou: (you hold the scepter)

Layle | Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles | M/F

[personal profile] tomoveyou 2016-02-24 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS MEME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I.

Layle here is human-looking, only special thing about him is telekinetic powers, but he's ALL about inhuman ladies of every kind. Every. Kind. Also all prompts are a-okay.]
sylvan: (077.)

rydia | final fantasy iv | f/m

[personal profile] sylvan 2016-02-24 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'm overall pretty open (as my character would be), but humanoid characters only. PM me about smut. If you'd prefer older sequel version ([personal profile] tilleul), let me know! ]
lunchleader: (hey Tokacchi...)

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - Open to Anyone

[personal profile] lunchleader 2016-02-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
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devilofaray: pb: joe manganiello (Default)

Ray | merman oc

[personal profile] devilofaray 2016-02-24 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ kinks & info in journal! ]
sessrumnir: (Cautious / Watchful)

[personal profile] sessrumnir 2016-02-25 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Protection they said. Locked away and kept from what she loved best, she would have said - did say. At least there was a beach, a shoreline with a tumble of rocks that she could scramble over and get out to the furthest one to be alone. Some days she told the wind what happened, about the fire, the deaths, about being the only one left. Other days she told it about horses, cows and hounds. When the tide was high and she couldn't hop from boulder to boulder, Freya would dance along the shore.

The little house above on the cliffs wasn't much to look at, but it was weather tight and comfortable inside. Books kept her entertained when the weather was too poor to play on the shore.

The night after the trial ended, after the judgement was handed down and the man who murdered her family was sentenced, Freya crouched on the rounded basalt stone, ignoring the wind and the lap of the waves that tried to reach her skirts. She had enjoyed her time here in the solitude and did not want to return to the emptiness and devastation that was waiting for her. Wished she wouldn't have to go back. Wished for wings or a boat or a wish-granting faerie, wanted some wand to wave and say that there was no nightmare and that she could move forward not back. But now it was safe to go home and duty and responsibility demanded she comply, someone had to pick up where her father ended.
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[personal profile] devilofaray 2016-02-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Freya may have been speaking to the wind, but the wind wasn't the only one listening. And though he was no wish-granting faerie, Ray had become entranced by the girl on the rocks in the several days since she'd first appeared. He'd listened to her tales and felt sorry for her, but appreciated that she still showed spirit and vitality. He had always been fascinated by humans, but this one in particular was enchanting.

Finally, he decided to make himself known. With the wind whipping the waves, he swims up to the farthest rock from shore where she sits, and, deep enough not to be seen, shifts his flat body into a more humanlike shape. Once his head, chest, and arms have formed, he surfaces and calls out to her.

"My lady! How can one so beautiful also look so sad?"

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aodhagan: (Londoner / Is that the sun?)

[personal profile] aodhagan 2016-02-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
His sister had asked - asked! not told, not ordered, not drugged and kidnapped him (yes, those two always went together) - to retrieve a client's sailboat. For once, there were clear instructions that weren't 'come to the playhouse' or whatever she was calling her current dungeon/sex club/blackmail location these days. A packet contained everything he needed, including money (shocking, I know), airline tickets to get to the destination and then return after delivery, the passport she had stolen from him last time he was smuggled out of the country for no good reason, and other useful items relating to this unexpected - dare he say, vacation? To put it bluntly, Aodhagán was floored. So used was he to her kidnapping him and dumping in some unknown location that his first reaction, regrettably, was to wonder if this was a trick, and second to check that the tickets actually were meant for him and that there hadn't been some mixup with one of her clients. No, his name was printed there in neat letters and the return date was open, allowing for storms and other delays. This was thoughtful, amazingly so, and he sat, collecting his wits before sending a texted reply thanking her. Her response? It was to have fun, bring sunscreen and a hat. Again, using the word 'floored' didn't describe his shock and surprise. Had she truly done something nice? Irene, the sister who for all intents and purposes, nevermind their almost always absent and absentminded father's presence, raised him while doing her utmost to corrupt and twist his mind and body, was being nice.

A week later, at the harbor on a small Caribbean island, Aodhagán [who doesn't mind being called Egan for the sake of mun's spelling and muse's pronunciation] stowed away supplies and filled the fresh water filled to the brim. Ropes that held the vessel to the dock were unwound and the sunrise rose as the sails caught the wind. Content and happy, he laughed, looking forward to this most unexpected vacation, forgetting that anything having to do with Irene always had the propensity to go sideways on and knock him off his feet and onto his knees.
venuscrest: (Default)

Lulu | Final Fantasy X | M/F

[personal profile] venuscrest 2016-02-25 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'm really just here for smut. ]
tshoktharuktha: Aztshuktha is amused (smirk)

[personal profile] tshoktharuktha 2016-02-27 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Care for a thing with a smarter-than-he-looks half-orc war hero? He may be a bit reluctant, but she could either simply be very insistent, or they could have had an "encounter" during the war. A sorceress' help definitely would have been appreciated in fighting the evil mage-empire of Zalam. Open to other ideas, as well, of course!]
goninjagoninjago: (Subject's not cool but thinks so anyway)

Killer B - Naruto - M/F

[personal profile] goninjagoninjago 2016-02-27 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Ordinarily a regular human, B can also turn into a demonic entity OR bust out these bad boys. Open to all prompts, whether he's the xeno, the partner is the xeno or they're BOTH! More tentacle-fun for everyone.]