be it ever so humble, there's no place like home

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RULES! ❧ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have. ❧ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 15. The number corresponds to the scenario that you will play out in whatever way you want to. ❧ Go from there!

THE LIST! 01] baby Suddenly, there's a new addition to your family! Are you expecting? Adopting? Struggling to find the perfect name for your child? Or maybe you're up at a ridiculous hour in the morning because they're crying like crazy. 02] just married Congratulations! You and your loved (?) one are about to start a whole new life together! It's time for the honeymoon... 03] house hunting Are you seeking out an apartment? A dream house? Or just any old place, as long as you're with your other? Make sure to weigh your options very carefully... 04] household chores It's time to clean/cook/garden/take care of something! Do you work together, or does one of you hide until everything is done? 05] shopping Whether it's for furniture, groceries, or something in between, shopping is something that everybody must do at some point in time! What varies is if they like it or not. 06] family vacation WE'RE OFF TO DIDNEY WOOOOOOOOORL or wherever ... well, as long as the kids are happy, right...? You may not be happy (or maybe you are), but it's mainly about ~family bonding~. 07] romantic retreat It's you and your loved one's anniversary, and you decide it's time to take some time off and take them somewhere nice, where you only have each other. 08] comfort Is somebody sick in bed? Or perhaps they just had a bad day? Sometimes, a good breakfast in bed or a home-cooked meal can really lift the spirits! Or perhaps you want to try medicine, or laughter, or something else? 09] pet Suddenly, you have another addition to the family! Is it a puppy? A kitty? A fierce dragon? Whatever it is, make sure to give it a name and to take good care of it! 10] holiday Happy birthday/New Years/Christmas/Valentine's Day/whatever! It's a very special day that only comes once a year, so make it count! 11] argument Oh, no, who left the stove on... Or maybe it's about why they were out late last night? Either way, there is a lot of tension today, and one of you may or may not be sleeping on the couch tonight. 12] making up It's time to make amends for that fight/divorce/whatever you had before! After all, you love each other... right? 13] surprise, surprise You are feeling rather loving tonight, so you want to remind the other person how much you cherish and appreciate them... if it's by something cute and adorable or hot and sexy is completely up to you. 14] proposal SHUT UP THIS TOTALLY FITS You've been with your other for what feels like forever, and finally you want to tie the knot with them. Will you go down on one knee before them, or get a little creative? 15] other I know I'm forgetting like a bajillion and one different things here, so this is the option for that!

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Angela Montenegro | Bones | OTA

[thenormalsquint]

Penelope Garcia | Criminal Minds | RNG rolled 4 so idfk SHARED PLACE??? lol

[gloriousness]

[ It's not that Garcia is messy so much as she clutters things and has a Very Specific way of arranging them perfectly even though it's just a bunch of little troll dolls surrounding her laptop space.

They're going to stay there, come hell or high water, but that doesn't keep her from, you know, cleaning the rest of the things.

Which is why she has to dust oh-so-gingerly, picking up each nicknack one at a time and then setting it down again once the space it occupies is clean again.

She has a stretchy headband holding her hair back, and she is on this thing. Chores. ]

Kate Bishop | Young Avengers | OTA

[joiedeviolet]

03.

[controlledvariable]

[Safe houses count as houses, right? Because the last one totally got blown up and Steph needs a new 'Nest' because that's just what ex-Robins do. And since Steph is shamelessly using Kate for her money, she obviously had to drag her girlfriend along with her to look at potential apartments.

They're just -

Doing it at night. In non-descript black clothes. And they're going to have to break in to each empty apartment to check it out. How did she even get Kate to agree to this?]

I think we should start with the place on Eighth Avenue. I liked the view.

Loki ❅ MCU ❅ ladies and gentlemen both very welcome!

[slaegr]

4 lmao i don't even

[xdaddy]

[ Erik is a man who cannot abide messes. No matter the carnage and destruction that he sees fit to leave as a message to the human oppressors who had foolishly thought that he would have rolled over to accept any punishment, and no matter the chaos and havoc he wreaks upon the world from time to time together with the Brotherhood, there are the occasional days where he rests.

Where all is calm for the moment, and he spends time at home cleaning up. Home is a hidden apartment away from the city and all its prying eyes, home is a highly secured spot off all sorts of government maps, home is a place with -- as it turns out -- Loki currently residing in it as well.

At least, from time to time.

It's an arrangement that they have settled on weeks ago, one of convenience as well as one of fierce, unyielding attraction. They would destroy each other, in time to come -- but that time is not today.

Today, Erik effortlessly, neatly manipulates all the kitchen utensils back in their respective places without looking, while plying several soiled dishes into the dishwasher. Rarely has he ever been this domestic, but Erik Lehnsherr, Magneto, does not live on fine speeches, hate and violence alone. ]

peggy carter {mcu}

[ex_queenvictoria804]

X-23/Laura Kinney | Marvel 616

[notagenderswap]

Thor Odinson | MCU | OTA

[odinsonthor]

2

[nomoresmashing]

[Thor and Jane were officially husband and wife.

The two of them had been sequestered for the past forty-eight hours. The wedding was held on Asgard because Jane thought Thor would prefer it that way. As long as her friends and family members could be transported safely there, she was fine with it.

Except the wedding ceremony on Asgard was a lot more complicated. Tonight might be the ceremony, but there would be celebrations for an entire month, or so she'd been told. All of Asgard would gather to feast, drink, and make marry because the crown prince had taken a bride.

It still startled her that she'd married a prince. She hadn't even really thought of him in such a way until she'd arrived here on Asgard and saw the way everyone reacted towards him. She'd even met his father, Odin, who had seemed utterly delighted with her, even despite her mortal status.

Jane couldn't say she had much in common with Frigga, but she was content to sit and let Thor's mother talk for hours about how adorable Loki and Thor had been as children, spinning the tales of Thor's youth. She pointedly skirted around the subject of when she would be having children of her own. Talk about awkward.

They didn't even have a chance to breath until they were finally sequestered in Thor's chambers that evening. She sat down on the edge of his bed and began to laugh]

And I thought weddings on Midgard were complicated!

fitzwilliam darcy | pride & prejudice [modern au]

[ex_querulous960]

[modern au!pride & prejudice & zombies also available.]

lisbeth salander | the girl with the dragon tattoo | OTA

[hejhej]

lmao i rolled a 14.............. screams

[journalism]

[ Mikael hadn't had much sleep lately. He sat at his desk, MacBook in front of him, only a blank word processing screen greeting him. It was habit to open it immediately upon sitting down.

He stared at it. In his coat pocket was a small ring; he knew Lisbeth wouldn't want something flashy. But ... what was he thinking? None of this - their relationship, their feelings for each other - would amount to anything serious. There were moments, yes, and they lasted for quite a while, but when Mikael was alone in his thoughts, working it out...

He was an idiot. He sighed, taking a drink of his disgustingly cold coffee. He couldn't deny his feelings for the naked girl in his bed, but were they really that strong? Marriage was a big step. ]

laura ingalls * little house on the prairie {space au}

[littlehouse]

Sarah Williams | Labyrinth [AU]

[labyrinthsolved]

sif » thor (mcu) » ota

[shornhaired]

Clint Barton || MCU || OTA

[bettercallit]

[thenormalsquint]

[They say the lack of sleep comes after the baby is born, but Angela has long ago found that out to be a complete and dirty lie. Certainly, they--whoever they are--don't have any idea what they are talking about because it's become a nightly occurrence where Angela finds herself haunting the dim apartment way past midnight waddling her way down to the kitchen for a snack, to the bathroom, or to the television. Sometimes, she throws herself for a loop and goes out to sit in the warm night air on the balcony to play on the laptop, but then she ends up shuffling right back to the bathroom five minutes later and just when she hopes that she's tired herself out enough to go back to sleep, the kicking starts.

Only seven more weeks. She hopes. If not, Clint will have a problem to deal with.]

victor frankenstein | frankenstein [modern au]

[pyr]

Discord | MLP: FiM

[fruity_puppeteer]

6 Because it's all your fault

[herroyalsunrise]

(Discord, this is all your fault and we both know it.

Somehow, it got to the point that these two had to live together for the better of Equestria. Someone has to keep him in check if he's going to be free from now on. She has no idea where they're going now, but she was sure it would be expensive and it would be the worst kind of headache.Grow up and be the man of the house dammit)

Jin Masato | Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters | OTA

[beetbuster]

(lol, who wouldn't want to make a family with him...?)

Baby Doll | Sucker Punch

[coping]

abraham lincoln {abraham lincoln: vampire hunter}

[1865]

Haldir | Lord of the Rings | OTA

[marchwarden]

[ I heard somewhere that elves make good husbands...]

11

[bewareofdog]

Yer fuckin' hair... I am gonna demand ya cut it, because the showers a mess 'cause of it.

Riley Poole | National Treasure

[rileypoole]

i got 8!

[elehnsherr]

*It's flu season. Erik is an idiot for thinking that it's ever okay to leave the house during flu season. He felt himself getting sore and weak and needy that dreadful night after that dreadful day he decided to go grocery shopping, and now he's stuck indoors for who knows how long.

The worst part isn't that he feels like shit. It's that he doesn't know how to say to Riley "I'm sick and tired and weak. Help!" and he really doesn't want to call his boss. So he stays in bed and glares at the wall like it's done him wrong, sniffling and sneezing every time his body tells him to.*

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[fuckincakewake]

Quinn Fabray ♔ Glee

[ambitious]

Zexion (Or Ienzo, if 3d Spoilers are OK?) | Kingdom Hearts

[illicitresearch]

14

[gunslingerqueen]

[ooc; Zexion, please? Spoilers would make me cry.]

[Nariko tries her hardest to not be that clingy, status obsessed girl. The one that constantly needs an exact definition for a relationship. She was happy enough to just be with him, to know he wanted to be with her too and so being happy together was just logical! A lot of her life isn't peaceful, but he brings a sense of balance to it and she's always been thankful. Nariko loves Zexion, for as strangely matched as they may be she'd never do anything to jeopardize what they have.

So when the idea of marriage began to float into her mind, Nariko quite literally smacked herself in the face. No. No, no no, no! The worst thing she could do is bring that up! It was fine to stay just as they are, and so Nariko willed the thoughts away and continued with her life.

But then she couldn't help but buy a wedding magazine. Just to see what was in fashion, maybe she hides it very poorly in her apartment, maybe she gives up and just daydreams a little. Maybe married life wouldn't be very different from how they are now, but it would still be sweet, it would be a dream come true.

By now it will have been a miracle if he hasn't noticed what's on her mind.]

Snow White ❆ SW&tH

[incited]

Gwen Stacy || MCU

[interning]

4!

[webslinging]

[Doing the dishes? No problem. At least, it shouldn't be, but somehow Peter's elbow-deep in dirty water and a stack of plates even higher, and said water is...trickling onto the floor. Great.

At least this is his own kitchen and not the Stacys'. He might have to fling himself from the rooftop sans webbing if that were the case.

Peter glances up as he senses movement in the doorway, offering Gwen a sheepish smile.]

You might wanna... [He ducks his head towards the puddle of water at his feet, then nods at her.] There's a splash zone.

wesley gibson | wanted

[asinine]

[ dear lord why ]