THE YAHOO! ANSWERS MEME

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THE YAHOO! ANSWERS MEME

RULES
1. Post with your character, asking a question. Do not leave your post blank.
Got it? You can use an already asked question or make one up yourself.
It's your choice if your character is asking with their name attached or not.
2. Answer other people's questions as your characters.
3. Unlike the real Yahoo! Answers, you are encouraged to respond to the answers people give you!
4. Be fabulous! Do whatever you want, within reason.

Comments

Bad books?

[therealgenius]

Books about being bad, not books that suck. Like, books about villains and villainy. What constitutes a major, minor, super, or "regular" villain? Need book recs on the subject, please. Text books fine, too, just doing some research.

Priapism

[edgar_roni]

What are the warning signs for priapism?? It's been four hours...

[latetowork]

It depends. What pills did you take?

Re: Bad books?

[sweet_riiiiims]

You should try 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance'.

Then we might get started on your "villainy".

[No help at all, not even close Knockout.]

[edgar_roni]

Didn't take any. What kind should I take??

[therealgenius]

What does zen or automobiles have to do with anything in the original post?

[latetowork]

I haven't really heard of priapism without overuse of enlargement pills, which say to seek medical counsel at 4 hours. You mean you just randomly

you should just go to the hospital if this isn't a "regular" thing for you.

[edgar_roni]

Yes randomly. Don't ask

I wanted to make sure this is just an issue that could easily resolve itself via the normal...venues. Except it can't go away. And not a different medical condition that might need a physician's intervention

It's very, very painful

[latetowork]

Wasn't gonna.

Well if you've exhausted all regular efforts, then you seriously just need to go to the hospital.

I don't want to know how painful.

[edgar_roni]

This is humiliating. I don't think I can face my physician with this...

Imagine every nerve in your body bundled in one spot. And set on fire.






Any other ideas?

[sweet_riiiiims]

If you can't handle an automobile, I don't see how you can handle having an evil lair.

Do you ever feel like you're asleep when you're awake?

[latetowork]

I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid. You’re afraid of us. You’re afraid of change. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, and then I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world … without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

[latetowork]

Dude, he's a doctor. He's probably dealt with kids who shoved MP3 players up their butts. He'll deal with it.

I said I didn't want to imagine that, didn't I?

[damageaddiction]

This isn't a phone retard.

[therealgenius]

I have several automobiles, thank you.

I don't want an evil lair. I want BOOKS.

[latetowork]

It's a phone for me.

[damageaddiction]

Yeah. You just gonna. You know. Hang up on the internet. Huh?

threadjack couldn't resist

[megamind]

No evil lair? Automatic villainy fail.

Stick to cars.

[latetowork]

I'm plugged in, full tilt right now.

Are you interested?

[damageaddiction]

Google it you piece of shit.

[therealgenius]

I'M DOING RESEARCH I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING VILLAIN

[damageaddiction]

No thanks I'm not into older men.

[therealgenius]

Really? Really? You stay on Yahoo Answers to tell people to go to Google? Nothing better to do with your day?

[latetowork]

Not an older man.

[megamind]

WHY NOT? We get the best outfits, the best cars, the hottest women, and the awesome theme music. We get to make the big plans while the heroes sit and twiddle their thumbs having existential angst about whether or not their daddies loved them and if they're ever going to be good enough for whatever impossible ideal that society is setting for them to measure themselves against.

Be a man.

BE A VILLAIN.