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Jackie Burkhart ([personal profile] impretty) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-07-07 04:44 pm
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THE YAHOO! ANSWERS MEME


THE YAHOO! ANSWERS MEME

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1. Post with your character, asking a question. Do not leave your post blank.
Got it? You can use an already asked question or make one up yourself.
It's your choice if your character is asking with their name attached or not.
2. Answer other people's questions as your characters.
3. Unlike the real Yahoo! Answers, you are encouraged to respond to the answers people give you!
4. Be fabulous! Do whatever you want, within reason.
therealgenius: (Looking for a fuck to give.)

Bad books?

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-07-07 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Books about being bad, not books that suck. Like, books about villains and villainy. What constitutes a major, minor, super, or "regular" villain? Need book recs on the subject, please. Text books fine, too, just doing some research.
Edited 2012-07-07 23:19 (UTC)
edgar_roni: (frustrated)

Priapism

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-07-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What are the warning signs for priapism?? It's been four hours...
Edited 2012-07-07 23:22 (UTC)
latetowork: (The sixth savior.)

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It depends. What pills did you take?
sweet_riiiiims: (Default)

Re: Bad books?

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-07-07 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You should try 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance'.

Then we might get started on your "villainy".


[No help at all, not even close Knockout.]
Edited 2012-07-07 23:25 (UTC)
edgar_roni: (I can't...)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-07-07 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't take any. What kind should I take??
therealgenius: (Jesus fucking Christ.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-07-07 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What does zen or automobiles have to do with anything in the original post?
latetowork: (Default)

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't really heard of priapism without overuse of enlargement pills, which say to seek medical counsel at 4 hours. You mean you just randomly

you should just go to the hospital if this isn't a "regular" thing for you.
edgar_roni: (facepalm)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-07-07 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes randomly. Don't ask

I wanted to make sure this is just an issue that could easily resolve itself via the normal...venues. Except it can't go away. And not a different medical condition that might need a physician's intervention

It's very, very painful
latetowork: (Couldn't happen any other way.)

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't gonna.

Well if you've exhausted all regular efforts, then you seriously just need to go to the hospital.

I don't want to know how painful.
edgar_roni: (blue glare)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-07-07 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This is humiliating. I don't think I can face my physician with this...

Imagine every nerve in your body bundled in one spot. And set on fire.






Any other ideas?
sweet_riiiiims: (Bitches don't know about my bitch please)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-07-07 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can't handle an automobile, I don't see how you can handle having an evil lair.
latetowork: (The sixth savior.)

Do you ever feel like you're asleep when you're awake?

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid. You’re afraid of us. You’re afraid of change. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, and then I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world … without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
Edited 2012-07-07 23:38 (UTC)
latetowork: (The spoon is right here little guy.)

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, he's a doctor. He's probably dealt with kids who shoved MP3 players up their butts. He'll deal with it.

I said I didn't want to imagine that, didn't I?
damageaddiction: (And behind door number two we have..)

[personal profile] damageaddiction 2012-07-07 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't a phone retard.
therealgenius: (THE MARINES TURN ME ON)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-07-07 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I have several automobiles, thank you.

I don't want an evil lair. I want BOOKS.
latetowork: (Believe.)

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a phone for me.
damageaddiction: (Default)

[personal profile] damageaddiction 2012-07-07 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You just gonna. You know. Hang up on the internet. Huh?
megamind: (The Lair (Quiet))

threadjack couldn't resist

[personal profile] megamind 2012-07-07 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No evil lair? Automatic villainy fail.

Stick to cars.
latetowork: (The sixth savior.)

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm plugged in, full tilt right now.

Are you interested?
damageaddiction: (Come at me bro!)

[personal profile] damageaddiction 2012-07-07 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Google it you piece of shit.
therealgenius: (Is this face from the outtakes what even)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-07-07 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M DOING RESEARCH I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING VILLAIN
damageaddiction: (Default)

[personal profile] damageaddiction 2012-07-07 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No thanks I'm not into older men.
therealgenius: No, Mister Vanko, that's not how this works. (The Pepper Potts Lip Purse.)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2012-07-07 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Really? You stay on Yahoo Answers to tell people to go to Google? Nothing better to do with your day?
latetowork: (When the lights go out.)

[personal profile] latetowork 2012-07-07 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not an older man.
megamind: (The SUN is WARMING UP?)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-07-07 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY NOT? We get the best outfits, the best cars, the hottest women, and the awesome theme music. We get to make the big plans while the heroes sit and twiddle their thumbs having existential angst about whether or not their daddies loved them and if they're ever going to be good enough for whatever impossible ideal that society is setting for them to measure themselves against.

Be a man.

BE A VILLAIN.

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