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The Ultimate Valentines Meme

** The Ultimate Valentines Meme **

with 20% more additional add-on categories
Relationships, Dates, Sexy Gifts, Sex Acts, all that mess you guys like!

So slap on some Al Green and get it on.

RULES

Leave a comment with your character, stating preferences and what have you.
Comment around to others. Obviously, some assumed relationship will probably factor into the threads, but you can specify if that's not what you want.
Roll for relationship and date type. OPTIONAL; roll for sexy gift type and sex act type.
Play out some sex.

RELATIONSHIP TYPES

Love at First Sight: Think Disney, The Princess Bride. Usually, the conflict seems to revolve around a quest or rescue mission. They fall in love fast, but some outside force is keeping them apart rather than tension within the couple.
Oops!: A strong-willed or career-minded character doesn't intend to fall in love, and happens upon it by accident with consequences that could destroy their dreams/career: undercover cop falls for a criminal, tabloid writer falls for subject of trashy interview, etc. Often, one character needs to choose between love and their career, or must find a creative way to obtain both!
Forbidden Love/"Romeo and Juliet:" This one seems to fall into paranormal romance, human/vampire. Sometimes its as simple as simple as a high school jock infatuated with a "nerd" character, or an office relationship, notable age difference, even step-siblings.
Love/Hate: The characters start off disliking each other, and we all know what that means!
Childhood Friends: Characters have known each other since childhood. Sometimes the relationship is sweeter and involves a childhood promise.
Best Friends/ Friends First: The characters all ready know EVERYTHING about each other at the beginning of the story. However, something is keeping them from realizing their true feelings.
Rivals/ Protagonist vs. Antagonist: Sometimes this crosses into Love/Hate, if a protagonist character falls for the bad guy/girl.
Love Triangle: One character has to choose between two suitors.
Sorry, I'm Taken: Usually, this one involves a couple that seems perfect for each other, but one of the subjects already has a nasty/ boyfriend or girlfriend or spouse they can't let go of.
In Disguise: Shakespeare came up with it first (though he came up with most romance tropes, didn't he?) Think of "Twelfth Night" which inspired a variety of movies and books in which a girl character is in disguise as a boy,causing quite the confusion situation for the male love interest! The "disguise" situation could also happen for "undercover" characters like detectives, reporters, etc.
Different Worlds: Not necessarily forbidden, but this couple struggles with bridging the gap between their two worlds, sometimes causing friction when they don’t understand each other. The different "world" could be literal in fantasy and sci-fi, or could deal with "real world" issues such as class, race, religion, etc.
Second Time Around: Two lovers who already knew each other (and lost contact or broke up), meet again and the sparks fly.
Tragic Past: Two characters click well, but one character cannot get over the tragic past of losing a loved one, etc. Usually one of the subjects lost a lover or spouse who died years before meeting their love interest.
Long Distance Relationship: One character is captured, goes away to war, college, and the chemistry between them is shown through letters or phone calls. Sometimes they are tested by temptation or other forces trying to tear them apart.
The Unobtainable Love Interest/ One-sided: Usually, one character immediately knows who they want and why they want them...but the other character doesn't seem interested, or has a secret reason for not expressing their interest. Peter Parker and Mary Jane come to mind.
Lovers in Denial: Borders on love/hate where the characters tease each other, but in a more respectful playful way. They are often good friends at some point in the story, and get in general conflicts and playful arguments but don’t dislike each other, and often have respect for each other. Usually, one or both characters have a pride issue that keeps them from confessing their love, or they don’t want to ruin their friendship or work partnership. They’re in love, and everyone else in the story realizes it except for them.
Passionate Lovers: This revolves mostly around intense physical attraction/lust at first and sometimes develops into something more.
Sweethearts Forever?: Lovers that just click, seem sugary sweet, and almost too perfect for each other, usually one or both is/are hiding something.
Opposites Attract: Two different characters click and deal with each others differences at the same time.
Similarities Attract: Characters act very much alike, causing both tension and infatuation.
Partners in Crime: Two characters who work as a “bad guy” team and often do malicious things to those who get in their way, but are actually a loyal and devoted couple.
Dangerous Drama: Passionate, twisted, intense, they always come back to each other, even though the couple needs therapy and the characters have done some pretty nasty things ranging from betrayal, vengeance, dangerous characters, to life-threatening situations.
Arranged Marriage/Date: Two characters are set-up and forced to be together by politics or family pressure, sometimes crossing into other love/hate, love at first sight.
First Love: The ups and downs of first love, the subjects need to figure out how to handle a relationship while trying to discover their own identities at the same time.
Long-Term Lovers: The couple has already been together for awhile, sometimes married! However, something other than another love interest (kids, adventure situation, family drama) either them closer together or causes tension.

DATE TYPE

Burlesque Show: Spend this Valentines Day getting sultry by taking your date to a burlesque show. These old-timey acts are more sexy than skanky (think feather boas, long gloves, fans and tasseled pasties). Talented performers often accompany the campy humor and killer costumes.
Indoor Picnic: Skip the restaurant scene, where you'll inevitably be stuck with an overpriced pre-fixed menu and a seat that leaves you knee-to-knee with other star-crossed lovebirds. Spend your Valentines Day dinner enjoying an indoor picnic instead. Spread out the blanket, break out the fancy accouterments — and don’t forget the bubbly.
Glamping: Let’s face it — camping isn’t always sexy (bug spray and outdoor toilets can be a romance buzzkill, to say the least). But "glamping" (glamorous camping) can make for the ultimate Valentines Day staycation. Pitch a tent (not that kiind) in the backyard or even the bedroom, whip up a batch of s’mores, light up the fireplace (on DVD) and get all cozy in that sleeping bag for deux.
Roller Skating: Most dates will be hitting the ice skating rink come Valentines Day, so go old school by taking your date roller skating instead. Bust out your tube socks and short shorts — the roller rink makes for a super-fun Valentines Day setting. You can hang out in the arcade, buy your date a candy necklace, and get cozy for a couple's skate.
Bowling: Bowling may not reek of romance, but c'mon, it's fun! Throw back a few cold ones, grab some junk food and settle in for some healthy competition this Valentine's Day. Make things a little more interesting by keeping score and promising the winner a Valentine's Day "prize."
Comedy Show: Some say laughter is an aphrodisiac, and who are we to argue with that logic? Also, what better way to celebrate Valentines Day than to laugh your butt off? Grab a date and head to the nearest comedy club for an off-the-grid VDay experience.
Hot Yoga: Flexible? Get steamy with a Valentines Day "hot yoga" class for two. The flow of the poses in the heated room will increase blood flow and boost your endorphins — plus your partner will look sexy in a sweaty downward dog. The best part? A shower is absolutely necessary after this type of class, so make it a shower for two.
Concert: Skip the opera this Valentines Day and head straight for the ultimate rock-n-roll date: take your Valentine to see his or her favorite band. Or just hit up a local music venue for a live show. Seeing Jay-z or Fun. is a perfectly romantic Valentines Day gift.
Sexy Scavenger Hunt: Design a sexy scavenger hunt for your honey this Valentines Day. Create clues that lead to special places you've been together and reward them with sexy prizes. (Try recreating your first kiss.) Bonus: This can be completely free, and you'll score major points for creativity
Have a DIY dinner: Set up a taco bar with all the fixings or make homemade pizza. Creating something together is interactive, so it brings you closer.
Visit open houses: Fantasize about buying your dream home. It'll help you look forward to what your relationship can be down the road.
Hit a playground or an amusement park: Use the swing set, go on rides, win a teddy bear—you know, have fun like you did when you were a kid.
Play around-the-world cocktails: Sample one specialty drink from a wine bar, one from a pub, and another from a Russian vodka room. Take a taxi.
Pamper yourselves with a couples spa day: It's a relaxing, sensual experience that can put you in an amorous mood as well.
Visit a psychic: You don't have to buy into her predictions, but at least you'll have a good laugh.
Test your luck at a nearby casino or horse race: Bring only a set amount of cash that you can afford to lose.
Costume party: Donning a costume and attending a party full of similarly attired guests can get you feeling naughty. A little bit of role-playing in character and you’ll be up for wider experimentation at home. Encourage her to choose an outfit that shows off your sex appeal and her creativity.
Fancy dress event: Having an excuse to get dressed up is something nearly all women enjoy. Putting a little extra effort into your looks will make you feel more confident and, consequently, more likely to want to continue the evening long into the night. Throw in some delicious cocktails and, perhaps, a decadent dessert (one fork only!) and you will leave the event in an amorous state of mind.
Drive-in movie: The drive-in movie was made for making out. Getting busy in a car is a novelty that doesn't seem to wear off. Pick a movie neither of you has much interest in seeing because you will miss most of it.
Dancing: Dancing can be a very sensual activity. Of course, there's always extreme bumping and grinding, but keeping a little distance between you has its perks; the moves will be enough to put her in the mood for more.
Pool party: Spending the night at a pool party gives you plenty of time to ogle each other in sexy bathing suits while maintaining a playful, carefree mood. And let's face it: Following a pool party, you have to take off your clothes.
Chocolate fondue: Anything involving chocolate will get you in the mood, especially when you’re sharing it. Fondue can be very sexy and is easy enough to prepare at home.
Upscale hotel room: Spring for a nice hotel room for the night. The unfamiliarity of the surroundings will have you feeling adventurous. Add a Jacuzzi tub and volunteer to give your lover a full body massage, and you'll be guaranteed a night to remember.

(OPTIONAL) GIFT TYPES

Oh La La Lingerie: We're not talking about the classic teddy here. For a really sexy Valentine's gift, leave the pink nightgown behind and try something bold, like a black lace cutout with fishnet stockings, or a deep red backless babydoll. And don't forget the high heels!
Boudoir Images: Give your love the naughty gift they'll never forget. Once they get a look at this provocative photo of you, the only thing that will make them want to put it down will be if you're practicing your poses in front of him. Get your pictures done with a professional or do it yourself at home.
Sumptuous Bedding: Nothing says "I want you honey" like luxurious Egyptian sheets. This cotton material is world-renowned for its comfort and quality, and gets softer every time you wash it. Splurge on the highest thread count you can afford, and enjoy the silky-smooth feeling of imported comfort.
Naughty Treats: For the ultimate sexy gift, use your creative juices to put together a bag of treats for your lover - not candy treats, but the adult kind. Buy a heart-shaped bag or basket and fill it up with toys and tricks you know they will like.
Breakfast in Bed: Surprise your sweetie with their favorite morning meal in bed on Valentine's Day. Of course, serving them in lingerie/sexy underwear would make it that much better.
Coupons: Create your own coupons such as 'BJ of the month' coupons or other erotic coupons they may like.
Try a New Style Down There: If you’ve been sporting a Brazilian-style landing strip since your first night together, grow it out to a fuller triangle shape or go totally bare. Not only will you give them a sexy surprise, but it’ll also create new sensations in bed.
Rent an Erotic Film: There's no better time than V-Day to pick up a new sex trick or discover a new position. Surprise your honey with a private screening at your place, then feel free to get inspired by the movie. Don't worry about finding out how it ends.
Dirty Talk: Be specific for once! Let them know how much you "love" when his "tongue" makes you "cum." When it's their turn, you may be surprised to discover you've been dating a secret John Keats.

(OPTIONAL) SEX ACT TYPE

Vaginal
Anal
Oral
Handjob
Bareback
Mutual Masturbation
Bukkake
Intercrural
Tribadism
Fingering
Roleplaying
Pegging/strap-on
Titfucking
Food play
Foreplay
Snowballing
Creampie
Nipple/breast play
Facial
Orgasm denial
Bondage
Dom/Sub
Crossdressing
Feet
Deep-Throating
Groping
Grinding

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[ deets on the journal! ]

[Having some down time was always a good thing. When he wasn't helping Yuna out on her sphere-hunting, he had to stay guard on the ship from any possible threats. It was often boring, not helped with his distaste for booze at the bar. Fortunately, any down time they had was easily made up whenever they could.

Like now, as he relaxed in a pool. A nice little resort vacation did everyone some good. He waited at the edge, clad in only trunks, and feet in the water. He was patient as he waited for her, their times always bringing him a great amount of fun and joy.]

Yuna finally came out, wearing a flower cover-up over her bathing suit.

"Hey," she said, feeling a little self-conscious, always imagining eyes on her. Sometimes it wasn't imagined. She had defeated Sin, after all. It was a bit of celebrity that she would probably never live down, even if she just wished she could be a regular girl sometimes.

She sat down at the edge of the pool, dipping her feet in beside Hei and then leaning on his shoulder. "How are you doing?"

He smiled at her presence, watching her sit next to him and rest. She wasn't the only one who wanted to avoid attention. Being an ex-assassin, there were many people who wanted his head on a platter. Yevon was disassembled, sure, but he couldn't trust anyone who was making the New Yevon, let alone any other organizations lying in the shadows. Sin was the one thing shutting them up, mostly.

But being with Yuna certainly helped a lot. He kissed her on the head. "Good so long as you're near me. And you?"

She blushed. It was such a sappy line, but it was exactly what she liked, even needed, to hear.

"I think... that all the doubts and worries kind of feel... more distant, when I'm with you. If that makes sense?"

He smiles, his hand making it to her arm and giving a gentle squeeze. "Makes sense alright. And I'm glad, believe me."

( prefs here!

Open to anything! Daisuke's a very laid-back sort of guy, but he's completely willing to experiment and roleplay.)

[It started with just a card.

Anna had made sure it was somewhere he'd notice once he went to that ramen place he enjoyed so much for lunch. The first clue (a cheerful, but nonsensical poem that she wrote herself) would lead him back to the bike he and J used, where she'd taped up a photo of them with a big bright red lipstick'd kiss-mark over his face. A little odd, since she hardly even wore lipstick that bright, but today was special. At least, she's determined to make it special.

On the back of the photo was a note that would lead him back to his office, where he'd find another note stuck to the window that directed him to his nap couch. Where, hidden between the cushions, was a pair of lacy dark green panties and a note that told him to come home to his apartment. Heading there would earn him her top, draped casually over his door knob. And inside, the rest of the clothing trail - skirt, stockings, hair ribbons - that ultimately led to a suspicious-looking lump under the blankets of his bed.

Which is where Anna would be hiding, dressed only in her bra and panties, if she wasn't actually waiting to jump out of the bathroom and surprise hug him when he finally reached the bed.]

[ One thing he could say about Anna, she definitely wasn't boring. She brought a spark to his life that he needed, especially when he was half asleep despite the fact that it was afternoon. He'd just flopped onto his favorite stool when he noticed the note pinned onto awning pole. At first he was confused, then grinned as he pulled it off. He was about to just tuck it away in his jacket pocket when he saw the note on the back. He could vaguely hear the sounds of his friend teasing him about 'that cute redhead stopped by' before he just waved him off with a vague smirk and left without eating.

To the bike, to his office, to the couch - how did she manage to do all of this without Kyoko's help? He was beginning to think it was a conspiracy, a very happy conspiracy. He tried to appear casual and unaffected on the outside but inside he was almost giddy with excitement He just told J to stay in the office without replying to the machine's comment about his increased heart rate.

Once home he pulled his jacket off and dropped it on the ground on the way to the bed. He couldn't help but smile as he yanked the blanket off his bed - only to blink with surprise when there was nothing there but his pillows. ]

Huh? -- Ah! [ Then suddenly her arms were around him. Instincts should have told him that he was about to be ambushed, but it was difficult to be aware of everything when he was getting hard. ]

You...! [ He laughed as he tried to spin around so he could scoop her up into his arms and kiss her breathless. ]

[She giggled excitedly against his lips, pleased that he'd been successfully tricked and that she'd gotten the literal jump on him. Not an easy task since, well, Dai was really smart and was basically a detective, and Anna was just Anna. She adored the sound of his laughter, too, drinking all of him in through that kiss while her arms wound up around his neck.]

So was it the panties? [She had to ask when she finally broke away to catch her breath, catching the corner of her lip in her teeth.] They did you in, right~?

Maybe. [ He replied, his voice lower and a little husky from the lack of air and arousal. Daisuke had, what many considered, an infuriating little habit of never revealing too much about himself. The vagueness wasn't malicious, it was just the way he was used to being. He was more interested in other people than himself, anyway.

One arm unwound from her so he could reach into the pockets of his trousers and pull out the panties she mentioned. He took them from his hand with his teeth and let them hang like that from his mouth with a little eyebrow wiggle before tossing her onto her back on his bed.

He came down on her a second later, the panties dropped and his mouth on hers once more. He pressed the length of his body against hers and groaned low in his throat as his growing erection pressed against her thigh. He was wearing too much, and he began to rectify that by breaking the kiss to tug off his loose-fitted black shirt, his bullet pendant dangling before he came back down to kiss her again. ]

[His reply earned him an amused smirk, one eyebrow raised. Anna was well aware of that habit, and she was determined to one day get him to tell her something real about himself... But for now it was cute, and making him dance around subjects was like a game that she had way too much fun playing. She was pretty much an open book, after all.

Though at the moment, she was pretty sure she was right about the panties. Especially since he had them in his pocket and stuck them in his teeth and basically threw her down onto the bed.

The look on his face made her laugh, though the sound only lasted for a second before he was kissing her again and it dissolved into a needy moan. Automatically her legs wrapped around his waist, her hips bucking up to meet his as he pressed against her. She was gasping by the time he broke away, her hands sliding up under his shirt before he discarded it, fingers moving upward to brush against the silver chain at the back of his neck as she pulled him down toward her.]

[ He never said it, but he liked it when she touched his pendant. Not enough to ever give it to her, he was way too possessive of it, but he liked the way it looked against her skin. Maybe he just liked her being a part of his life in general, she definitely broke up any monotony he had in his day-to-day.

A happy little sigh escaped between their lips, and he was uncertain if it was hers or his own. It was hard to tell where he stopped and she began when they were at each other like this, feverish and more than ready. He stopped the kiss only so he could trail some down her neck, down between the line of her breasts where he cupped her breasts and kissed between her cleavage.

He loved the bra she was wearing, but he loved the skin underneath even more so he was quick to pop open the fastening. He threw it aside in order to capture one of her small pink buds between his lips and suck on it fiercely, all while his hips ground down between her legs. ]

How long did you plan all that? [ He asked curiously while his tongue dragged over her stiff nipple, those green eyes of his dancing as they gazed up at her face. ]

[Her hands found their way up into his hair, nails scritching lightly at his scalp as he moved further down her body. The feel of his mouth on her skin had her gasping and moaning, eyelids fluttering as she arched her back, pressing her breasts into his hands and mouth. She pulled her hips up into his with her legs, biting down on her lip again as she felt his erection straining against his pants.]

I, uh... Huh? [She was sure she had an answer for his question. In fact, Anna was sure that she'd known he would ask her that and she'd prepared an answer and she'd say it with all the confidence in the world and just a little bit of smugness. But the feeling of him sucking on her breasts chased it away, and it left Anna disoriented as she blinked up at the ceiling in confusion.] Uhm.. A- A while?

[ He loved the way her fingers felt in his hair, against his head, the tugging and the scratching were all more than welcome. At her answer he couldn't help but laugh because he had the feeling that he completely blew away her concentration. It was very flattering! ]

Awhile, huh? Get any help?

[ While he probed for answers his tongue began the slow slick slide down her soft little stomach, dipping briefly into her navel while his body shifted down the bed. Her legs were dragging up his back and yeah, he really loved that feeling.

His teeth found the panties she was wearing now, capturing the hem before giving it a tug with a jerk of his head, then releasing so the elastic would snap back softly against her skin. ]

Yuna | FF X

17 and 21, minus the party

You can see the enjoyment painted on his face

the curse of paid accounts...

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Daisuke Aurora / Heat Guy J / OTA

SEXY SCAVENGER HUNT WITH FIRST LOVE LOLOLOLOL

WHOO HOO!

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Deadpool | Marvel Comics | OTA

Integra Hellsing ( Hellsing )

Serge | Chrono Cross | M/F

RNG gives us 17-15 whuuut

Glenn gonna die

dammit Glenn

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