LAST FRIDAY NIGHT

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{~LAST FRIDAY NIGHT MEME~}



HELLO

Hey! Listen! Hey! Wake up! No. Do not drool on my shirt. I have enough bodily fluids on it, thanks. Come on! Wake up! Do no make me get Danny's boots and make you smell them. Or do you want me to bring in Reid and have him recite algebra equations this early in the morning? Whoot, there we go.

Easy there, Indiana Jones, you're covered in glitter and confetti.

How are you? I lost you in the crowd last night, buddy. Hope you enjoyed the party anyways, it was wild. I'm pretty sure Barbie and my DJ were the ones who put those pink flamingos in my pool and, wow, my carpet is never going to be the same aga-- What's that? You don't remember anything from last night?

Well, that's what happens when you do a jello shot contest on a mechanical bull set on high before running off for somewhere. I'm sure we can figure out what happened to you last night. Let me think about this. You dust the glitter off your hair for the mean time.

RULES

1. Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have. Remember, this meme has both smut and normal options so clarify if you want only one or both.
2. Use the lovely RNG as provided to choose a scenario your character is in! Choose between 1 to 7.
3. Have fun with this meme and ENJOY.

SCENARIOS

1. There's a stranger(?) in my bed (A WILD FLING APPEARS) -- Whoa! Uhh... Maybe the person sleeping besides you can help you remember what went on last night. Do you even know them? Go check and see if they're alive. I'll be out of the room for this one. Luck!

2. There's a pounding in my head ("Captain America, Thor and Iron Man are tap dancing on my skull.") -- You're hungover. I can tell since you smell like a bloody mini bar. Go get coffee in the kitchen to help with that. Let's hope there's no one will be dumb enough to make a ruckus at this hour. Most likely someone will. Sorry.

3. There's a hickie or a bruise (Hate makeouts are the best... Maybe.) -- I think I remember seeing you last night making out with that rival of yours. Or trying to tear each others' faces off with your mouths. I couldn't tell the difference. Why not go to them and see if they can shed light on what happened? Just don't kill each other in my house, please.

4. We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark (Naked People Are Funny) -- You got on this bet with Delight, you see, she said you weren't brave enough to go to the park naked and you sure proved her wrong! You only have glitter and confetti on you. Hahahaha... No, I don't know where your clothes are. Excuse me, I gotta put out a fire. Good luck searching for them!

5. Don't know what to tell my boss (You're late! You're late!) -- I don't think last night's events should be your biggest worries. Aren't you supposed to meet up with someone today for work? How about a date? Either way, you're going to be late if you don't get going! I'm sure they'll understand you looking like that if you explain it to them. Maybe.

6. Warrants out for my arrest (OH SHI--) -- Before I forget: There's a cop banging on my door, demanding to see you. Looks like whatever you did, you attracted the cops. I really suggest you run or hide. They didn't look happy.

7. Pictures of last night ended up online/That was such an epic fail (Wildcard!) -- Maybe we can find out on the internet. Someone posted some photos of the party up. We got some streaking, hate makeouts, someone getting chased by cops. See if you're a participant in any of these. Hopefully not all of them.

Comments

betty ross | marvel 1610

[hulkingbitch]

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

1

[inthisworldnolonger]

[Theodore is hardly the type to spend nights anywhere but in the presence of his master, though last night a sudden temptation to visit the rumored nightclub became too much for him to stand.

So come morning he finds himself...

In a bed. How curious.

In a bed with a woman he can only slightly recall from last night. How distressing. Especially considering how she appears to be using his arm as a pillow right now. Seems like he'll have to take his chances on waking her.] Um- Excuse me, miss-!

Colleen Murphy | OC | OTA

[lace_and_secrets]

[het for smut]

Quinn Fabray ♔ Glee

[ambitious]

Annette | Castlevania | OTA

[alwayskidnapped]

Re: Annette | Castlevania | OTA

[truthmuscles]

[ Don't worry Annette.

Abraham Lincoln is here to save you, chopping his way through the vampiric legions of the vile Count Dracula like so many logs of firewood. Each swing of his mighty freedom axe fells another vampire as he closes in. Even party rocking vampires are no match for truth, justice, and liberty for all. ]

Sam | Garden State

[epileptic]

Amy Pond | Doctor Who

[waitedlongenough]

6

[you_have_heart]

[Loki wakes slowly, seemingly half on a bed, half off. He massaged his pounding temples while he tried to remember exactly what happened to make him lose his memory.

Oh, the Doctor. That's what happened. The Doctor and his new companion, a red head if he remembered correctly.

Everything after he was handed some strange drink was a blur. if he concentrated he could recall something about a statue of a duck...]

marianne dashwood | sense and sensibility (modern au)

[altersnot]

Jesse St. James | Glee

[funked]

Hermes | Greek Mythology

[onwingedfeet]

Ranma Saotome | Ranma ½ | 5

[instaboobs]

[Ranma's... just gonna sleep in today. There's nothing wrong with that, right? He doesn't know why he's so dreadfully tired, but he's gonna sleep it off and see what happens.]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

((no smut.))

Itsuki "Ikki" Minami | Air Gear

[borntofly]

4-ish, if you don't mind!

[errandry]

[ fact: there are times in a young gang when it's appropriate to get totally shit-faced. things happen, life happens, and more importantly, gotta roll with the team celebrations after a victory, even if they leave the hotel room relatively trashed: picture frames cracked and askew, the desk tipped onto the floor, mattress clearly used for mattress-surfing at some point in the night, and a tall lamp hanging from the ceiling fan.

fact: it's really better not to ask how Kogarasumaru wound up in a hotel. and/or who's paying for it.

fact: back on point—getting totally shit-faced usually results in a significant decline in number of clothes worn by one (1) Itsuki Minami. this, too, is a fact of life.

unfortunate fact #4: nobody in the vicinity wants to see Itsuki Minami naked. this certainty's reinforced as a groggy errand boy sits up from where he's been sandwiched between a dresser and a plant only to flinch from the light and the sight and the world at large. ]

Ikki—Ikki, get up. Where the hell are your clothes?

Jack Vessalius | Pandora Hearts

[viriacet]

1

[ofbaskerville]

[Sound asleep. Yeah he's stealing the covers.]

Erik Lehnsherr | X-Men: First Class

[xdaddy]

Axel | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[flared]

Sokka | Avatar: The Last Airbender

[kick_a_pow]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

Knockout | Transformers Prime

[sweet_riiiiims]

Homura Akemi ⌚ Puella Magi Madoka Magica ⌚ O⌚TA

[withstoodtime]

Marie Mjolnir ϟ Soul Eater ϟ OTA

[marriedatoilet]

the auto-responder - homestuck - ota

[sentient]

[ who even thought it was a good idea to bring sentient glasses to a party ]

7; because lol wildcard I guess

[inthisworldnolonger]

[Who even knows, but Theo has them on even as he sits at the back of the nightclub, marveling at them.]

Really, quite wonderful! For technology to have progressed to this point...

[Expect him to continue.] What is your function again? May I garner a guess and assume you are used for something top secret? Like in the movies?

Crowley | Good Omens | OTA

[tendencytohiss]

wildcard (1/3...ish?)

[grubbyfeathers]

[For the most part, Aziraphale tends to keep the drinking to a point where he at least remembers the night before when he wakes up. For that matter, he usually gets around to sobering up before he can fall asleep, if he actually falls asleep at all (he does try to avoid it, for the most part - still not quite used to the idea applied to him personally - although he's been slipping since the apocalypse-that-wasn't).

This morning, though, he's woken draped across the table with a splitting headache that had taken a bracing cup of tea before he'd managed to rid himself of it, and upon looking into the mirror he'd also spotted a rather impressive bruise on the join between his neck and shoulder.]

...well.

[Heading back to the table, he sets a second cup of tea before Crowley and nudges at the demon's shoulder, not quite sure whether he's actually awake yet.]

Crowley, my dear?

the big bad wolf | grimm's tales | ota.

[caniculae]

Welp. 2?

[thebigbadwolf]

[ Bigby doesn't usually get hangovers. For one, he doesn't drink that much. For two, it takes a lot to knock him down. So now that he has a pounding headache and he's been forced to return to the land of the waking, he slouches into the main room of whatever hotel suite he's found his besotted self in and slumps over on the couch next to. . .this guy. Who is eerily familiar in scent. Bigby digs into his pocket for a pack of cigarettes. Who gives a fuck if it's a non-smoking room? He has a headache the size of a giant. ]

. . .The hell happened last night?

Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

[justlikeacircus]

5. Says RNG

[demon_brat]

... Grayson. Are you sure you're in the right building? Because I seem to recall you had an appointment.