Well, yes, obviously, but it's black and it's hot. That alone puts your taste ahead of most Americans'.

[ The horrors he's seen this country inflict on his poor beloved beverage. We don't talk about iced tea. ]

Ah - while you're up, do pour me another, would you? Milk, two sugars.

[ This much, at least, they agree on: there's no such thing as too much morning caffeine. ]