fortune cookie say...

[siroccowinds]

1. Head over here to get a fortune.

↪ Hit [open a cookie] until you get one/s you like!

2. Post the fortune/s with your character.

↪ Include your character's reaction to it.
↪ Or don't! Follow your heart.

3. Others respond to your character's fortune.
4. ???
5. Profit!

Comments

It's tough to be fascinating.

[outofthemanor]

[She reads the fortune]

Only if you let it be.

Every day is a new day. But tomorrow is never promised.

[breakthecycle]

[The Doctor just stares. Well, obviously]

[youmetimespace]

River glanced over the Doctor's shoulder at the slip of paper between his fingers. "I think the universe is trying to tell me something," she said softly. Because tomorrow, at least for her, wasn't promised. Not by the universe and not by the force she was sure was more powerful than the universe: the Doctor. He'd only promised her the night, for however long that lasted.

"Unfortunately for the universe, I never listen to what I'm told."

A metaphor could save your life.

[commonweed]

[...]

Huh?

"A wardrobe change will bring new joy to your life."

[jiaasjen]

[ He's just...going to stare quietly at the piece of paper in his hand for a moment before crumpling it. ]

Can I get another of these please?

[mostlysunny]

Um. I think you got mine and I got yours.

[She slides hers across the table: "You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature."]

Things are never quite the way they seem.

[callmeaschemer]

Ominous and obvious, well fortune cookies are hitting new marks. [Mal sighs]

"Our perception and attitude toward any situation will determine the outcome."

[deepseated]

...well that's a little on the nose.

"You are not illiterate."

[bloodpure]

...Very droll.

Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.

[seismicity]

[ Toph pulls the paper out of the cookie, waves it carelessly with one hand, and munches on the cookie with the other. ]

So what's it say?

Humour usually works at the moment of awkwardness.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Operative words here are 'usually' and 'humour'.

Being alone and being lonely are two different things.

[desecrated]

... no they aren't.

[detectivesblog]

John cocked an eyebrow at Sherlock's reaction. "Are you telling me," he said, idly toying with his own cookie without actually opening it, "that you didn't miss me? I think I'm hurt." The words were said playfully, but as much as he loved his wife, he did miss some of the adventures they'd had. Now Sherlock had to call ahead and they had to be arranged. It wasn't quite as spontaneous as it used to be.

Compassion is a way of being.

[lurkerwolf]

I don't understand...

Take the chance while you still have the choice.

[rampageous]

Is that supposed to be a warning?

You are the man of righteousness and integrity.

[unfallen]

Well, that does tend to be an inherent part of being an angel.

You will have many happy days soon.

[featheryass]

... [Squinting. Is this fortune cookie mocking him?]

[badpuns]

Well. I suppose anything's possible.

The love of your life is sitting across from you.

[courtintrigue]

I think not.

And more to the point, I suggest that we ignore all so-called wisdom pulled from cookies.

Before you can be reborn you must die.

[fromwhispers]

Thanks, highly ominous fortune cookie.

[lurkerwolf]

Done that already.

Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done.

[dramaquing]

[OMG, FUCK YOU FORTUNE COOKIE!

...Yeah, she's just going to gloomily look at it.]

[swanwarrior]

[leaning over!]

Did your cookie just food shame you too?

A good way to stay healthy is to eat more Chinese food.

[swanwarrior]

... did this dessert just give me an ad?

[hachimaki]

That's very meta. We'll have to eat here again, even if this is hardly what you'd call "Chinese" food.

I am a fortune. You just broke my little house. Where will i live now?

[hardtoresist]

[Renesmee has to cover her mouth with her hand to keep from giggling.]

Whoops. Sorry, fortune.

Your mouth may be moving, but no one is listening

[rockstardreams]

[Wow. This fortune cookie is rude. Can he get another?]

Go ask your mom.

[fulcio]

[. . . seriously?]

[finitedraconis]

Draco stared dubiously at the fortune Potter was holding, trying to make it look as if he weren't doing just that thing. Really? His mother? What kind of fortune was that? He looked down at his own fortune and scowled. Love because it is the only true adventure. He inched away from Potter and scowled. Love. Right. If love was an adventure, he was determined to have none of it. He'd already had enough adventures for a lifetime.

"So," he asked idly, firmly believing Potter would make something up, "what's yours say?"

You can still love what you cannot have in life.

[consulting_freak]

[That one's going to get crumpled and put in the bin.]

[howdidyouknowabout]

Wait. Sherlock, what'd it say?

[He's only just cracking his cookie open.]

Give yourself some peace and quiet for a few hours.

[arealhoot]

[...]

[Am I being pitied by a cookie?]

Bad luck and misfortune will follow you all your days.

[dragoon_pride]

How helpful.

A new wardrobe brings great joy and change in your life.

[krakenoutofwater]

[Just looks suspiciously at this. Yeaaaah.]

[morally_cryptic]

Well you could stand to try out something new...