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The FAMILY Meme

How does it work? Simple! Choose a relationship (or roll for one, if it suits your fancy), and then RNG for a situation! That, or just go straight for whatever situation appeals to you. These are all fairly vague: just something to start you off! 



Parent-Child

     1. Rock-a-Bye How do you get a fussy child to sleep? Read them a story, sing them a lullaby, or just let them stay up until they exhaust themselves? Whatever the choice, it is time for bed. 

     2. For The First Time You've never met this person in your life, but it turns out they're one of the two reasons you exist. Maybe they walked out when you were young. Maybe they never knew you were born. Whatever the reason, it is now time to meet them. 

     3. Past Midnight That curfew was set for a reason. Now it's two AM, and your kid is just now dragging in. Maybe they're drunk. Or got into a fight. Or just had way too much fun snogging their new love interest. It's time for them to face the music. 

     4. New Home It's the first day of your new life together, as parent and child. Whether it's through adoption, a basket on the front steps, or a wish come true, both of you are going to have to learn to take your steps together. 

     5. Holiday It could be Christmas, Easter, or just a birthday, but it is time to celebrate! Get together for some good old-fashioned family fun. 

     6.Take To Work Day What your parents do for a living is the quickest thing that can turn a kid from boring to the coolest on the block. So whatever the job, from accountant to zookeeper, go to work!

     7. You're Not My Real Dad Being a step-parent (or step-child, for that matter) can be tough. Problem is, you're stuck with each other. So whether you're yelling or just having an awkward conversation, it is time to work things out. 

     8. Unexpected Guardian So you're not the parenting type. Too bad. Situation calls for someone to step up to the plate and look out for this kid, and you're the only one near base. Have fun with that. 



Siblings

     1. Protective Big Sibling Okay, look. No one gets to mess with your sibling but you. Your little brother or sister is in trouble; let them know you're going to be the one to take care of it. 

     2. Ruining The Night So your sibling has a hot date. You know what that calls for? Making their lives a living hell. 

     3. Newcomer Who is this new kid in your house? Your family has adopted, and now you have to call this stranger family. Welcome them into the house, or let them know how much they aren't wanted. 

     4. Blood Brothers So maybe you aren't really related to this person. That doesn't matter. You're going to change that, right now. In this moment, you will become family. Nothing can break this bond. 

     5. Middle of the Night It's the middle of the night. Your car is broken down, or you're drunk, or you need bailed out, or you just got beat up, or someone just broke up with you. Whatever just happened, it's time to call your sibling and hope they can bail you out. 

     6. Sibling Rivalry Nobody understands what jerks siblings can be! Always in your stuff, messing up your relationships, getting in your way -- it's time for an all out brawl, whether that means yelling, pranking, or fists flying. 

     7. Long-Lost Maybe you've heard of this person. Or maybe they are entirely new to you. However, you've gotten the information that you're more than strangers: you're family. Welcome to each other's lives. 

     8. All Alone Once your family was whole. Or maybe it never truly was. Whatever the case, the world is a big, dangerous place, and you've only got one person left to rely on: your sibling. 




Uncle/Aunt-Niece/Nephew

     1. Sent Away There's something bad going on at home, and you've been sent away to "safety." Problem is, how safe is this relative really? Are they the kooky, cool kind of Aunt, or are they a crazed Uncle after your fortune? Time to find out. 

     2. Taking You In Something's happened to your niece/nephew's parents, and it's time to step up and do your family duty. They've got nowhere else to go, after all. 

     3. The One We Don't Talk About So maybe the family is a little bit...ashamed of you. You're a bit mad, or you've done something they just don't like. Yet you want to be part of your niece/nephew's life, and whatever their parents say, you'll find a way. 

     4. Grand Adventure Maybe you came out of nowhere, or maybe you've just been keeping secrets. But you aren't an ordinary aunt/uncle, and it's time to take your niece or nephew on a very wild ride. 

     5. Like A Parent To Me Sure, you have parents, but this person is who your parents should be like -- or maybe who you feel should be your parent in the first place. Let them know how you feel about them. 

     6. Don't Tell Mom Aunts and Uncles have special qualities. Like, sometimes, being a bit more lenient than Mom and Dad might be. So you have a, er, sensitive problem? It's time to run to them. 



In A Relationship

     1. New Baby On The Way The panicking is already over, but there are still preparations to be made. Maybe you need to set up the nursery, or you've got the best idea for your soon-to-be child's name. 

     2. Romeo & Juliet You love this person. Perhaps more than life itself. But it is time to break the bad news: your family will never approve. 

     3. I Think I Might Be Pregnant Somehow, you are pregnant. And you think you know who the father is...time to break the news. 

     4. While You Were Away You've been gone years, only to come back and find your beloved has a child...with your eyes. 


Other
     Of course, you are free to make up your own scenario, or do a relationship not done here!

Comments

Loki Laufeyson | Marvel 616/Agent of Asgard | for the magic dads

[godlingofbadideas]

[hellstorm]

"You probably shouldn't touch anything either." Daimon adds, guiding the kid with a hand between his shoulderblades as they walk up the familiar (and unassuming) steps of the Sanctum Sanctorum. At least it's early enough in the morning that all the colorful locals aren't quite out yet.

Honestly the place looks sort of... abandoned. But anyone with sense enough might be able to feel the hum of magic just past those doors.

He reaches out to knock, and is... somehow, unsurprised with the door just cracks open with an ominous creak to let them in. Of course the damn house knows.

"Go ahead."

[hoaryhostsofhoggoth]

He could almost feel something that was- almost familiar, yet not quite. Similar enough to someone who had once been his enemy that it piqued his curiosity, made him wonder what potential nefarious deeds were possibly being attempted.

Though when he goes to greet his rather unexpected guests, he's rather certain the child that bears such hints of familiar, darker magics is quite far from an actual threat at the moment, particularly with another familiar face following along behind him.

"Daimon," he greets, eyes trailing back to the boy before they return to the other man. "It's early for you to be visiting, isn't it? Let alone to be bringing a child."

[godlingofbadideas]

Loki has his hands folded behind his back - look! he can be good! - and not touching anything, not even that really cool skull. An ordinary child would have a hard time resisting. Loki thinks he should get extra points for being him and not touching anything.

"Actually, I suspect I've been kidnapped," he says. Whoops, that's Allspeech he's using there. "Technically speaking. Not that anyone will notice I've gone missing, so it should be all right, and your house is so much cooler than Broxton--" Someone better interject, or he will never shut up.

Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[prevailsthelight]

[I don't need to get into his particular mess, right? No "in a relationship". Voicetesting, please be kind to this emo boy.]

Koushi Sugawara | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[warmsetter]

[Anyone call for a nurturing parent, supportive sibling, caring uncle, or sweet person in a relationship? He's your guy.]

Balthazar | Supernatural

[badpuns]

[Sibling prompts are probably most relevant]

Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch | MCU

[rosu_vrajitoare]

[Totally up for cross canon and AU as well as Quicksilvers, Magnetos, Wiccans, Speeds and any other family members.]

Lenora H McCoy/(rule!63) Bones | Star Trek: AOS

[loves_hypoing_jim]

Twilight Sparkle | My Little Pony

[bookalicious]

[Ota. No 'Relationships']

Inquisitor Beatrice Trevelyan | Dragon Age

[mageofthepeople]

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - Open To Anyone

[inheritstheredsouls]

((Definitely the father, uncle, or grandfather figure; also open to all 'In A Relationship' prompts.))

Integra Hellsing ( Hellsing )

[uisce]

( Y'all didn't need this... Epilogue flavour. Can be played from any point during the 30 year gap. )

Thea Queen l Arrow

[redarrowqueen]

(The in canon younger sister, canon through end of season 3 to avoid the nasty part of the pit fallout but will explore mental/emotional flalout)

prince hans | frozen | ota

[ingoodhans]

[ it can't be any worse than his real family, right ]

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - Open to Anyone

[summerorange]

((definitely a mother/aunt/older sister type; also open to all In A Relationship prompts))

Arik Eicheln | HoC/OC

[petitlionceau]

shh little lion come to ghost!grandma

[readytoroar]

She doesn't like to interfere, most of the time. She can't say she's quite sure it's wanted. Besides, most of the time, it's abundantly clear that Rachel and Edgar have a strong handle on parenting that doesn't require anything from her at all.

But Rachel can't always have Arik on her hip. And Edgar can't always have his eyes on his son.

And it's good, by and large, that Arik is allowed to explore the world in his own little ways. It's good that he's growing independent the way children are meant to. It's just that it's not quite good he's gotten tall enough to stick his head out of second-story windows while his father is away and his mother is stuck to a telephone trying to smooth down a crisis.

So it's Lorraine's unseen fingers that pluck gently at the back of Arik's shirt, a soft tsk she's not certain he can hear in her throat. "No, no, sweetheart. None of that. You stay inside now."

aww ;3;

[petitlionceau]

He's a good boy. He listens to his mother and father. He follows instructions when they tell him.

It's just he's also curious. It's just that he likes to look outside at the trees and the chirping birds outside.

Trying to reach for the outdoors, though, has a soft voice murmuring in his hear that gets his nose furrowing like his father's. He'll turn briefly upon hearing the voice, fingers still clinging tight to the window sill.

"--'nna see."

she has so much love okay /o\

[readytoroar]

It's amazing, really, how all Eicheln men seem to inherit that sweet little wrinkling of the nose. It's more amazing still how much Lorraine has continued to adore it through all the turbulence life threw at them.

Half-present fingers smooth protectively against the boy's mop of hair, attention still largely focused on keeping a grip on his shirt. "I know, darling, but you can see with two feet on the ground. At least until Mama comes, hm?"

and also to alive!grandma because timelines can go to hell 5ever o/

[readytoroar]

She can't run as quickly after little ones as she used to. She can't move as quickly to swat away dangers or snatch back from harm.

But Lorraine Eicheln is still more than strong enough to heft her eldest grandson up onto her hip and hold him there in balance while she moves slowly through her own kitchen.

"What do you think, hm? Will you be a good boy and help abuela make dinner while Mama and Papa are at work?"

tbh i always headcanoned that since they were younger when arik was born lorraine was totes alive B)

[petitlionceau]

It helps, hopefully, that her eldest grandson will also cling tight to her hip as he's carried around, a bright grin on his face as they move about.

"Yeah, Nana. 't'll be fun."

and I always shift arik back to closer to when eileen was born. you have a happier brain. :|a

[readytoroar]

It's much better than her own sons had been, certainly. Thankfully, she had been young enough then to handle squirming bodies and flailing little limbs.

"And maybe a treat for you and me to have after. You think they'll mind?"

also unrelated surprise tag

[polyglottic]

b/c tiny bb fluff would be good i think and i just
what if when rachel left she got taken in by roisin a little because sweet precious girl out in the world come here
and then what if tiny friends what if is it okay

!!!! hello smol!

[petitlionceau]

But also okay help me out what is the backstory for your small?