...I'm not having sex, I'm just teaching her the Heimlich.

[monkeytailed]

The Caught (ideally in a ridiculous and/or dignity abusing way) In The Act Meme


"I was just trying to fix the door, it's cool."

You were doing something. Something you probably weren't supposed to be doing, but you don't care. It's cool.

Or at least you would be cool if somehow someone else hadn't just caught you in the act. What now?

Comments

Euphemia li Britannia | Code Geass | M/F

[orderslove]

[massdestruction]

[ ... Minato is fairly certain she was not teaching one of her royal guards the Heimlich... Since he was one, and her private chambers didn't seem like the right place for that.

Eventually, he was willing to forget he'd seen, if she'd 'teach' him as well. ]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

Len | Nasuverse

[blackdreams]

...

[she saw what you did there]

Dr. Kozak | Shaggy Dog | OTA

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[This guy would be the worst thief at anything, ever.]

Teijirou Takegami | Mr. Brain | ota

[onemoredeath]

Re: Teijirou Takegami | Mr. Brain | ota

[birdhousesoul]

Why -- are those shears you're holding in one hand. And why are you holding my ponytail in the other.

You're not trying to -- no. You wouldn't.

Pietro Maximoff | The Avengers | ota

[quicksliver]

[oneohseventh]

[Well then... Bucky hadn't been expecting THAT when he stuck his through the halfway open door. He clears his throat and knocks on the door. Oh, and don't bother scrambling to your feet either, Pietro you've already been caught. ]

Having fun there?

Blaine Anderson| glee

[cangetsolos]

[rory_flanagan]

[Rory probably should have at least knocked before opening the front door, but it had been so long since he had needed to uphold those social rules around Blaine that it didn't occur to him.] Blaine, oh dear Lord, it's at least a million degrees outside, we need to go find a sprinkler to lie under and die, love... [He prattled, walking through the flat looking for his boyfriend, then stopped short.] What the bloody hell?

Zhuge Liang | Red Cliff | OTA

[getsomesleep]

[pterosaur]

Ahem.

Jason Walsh | The Unusuals | OTA

[raincoatruinedit]

Clint Barton | Marvel Cinematic Universe | OTA

[compromisedarrow]

[you_have_heart]

[Loki clears his throat]

Agent Barton? What exactly are you trying to accomplish with that canister of the cream used for shaving and a lighter?

Milo Boyd | The Bounty Hunter | OTA

[bountywithrage]

Dr. Carson Beckett | Stargate: Atlantis | OTA

[atadiscoverer]

[you_have_heart]

Now I admit I am not as familiar with Atlantis as you are, but I do not believe that devise was designed to...are you trying to cook with it?

Col. Everett Young | Stargate Universe | OTA

[colunderfire]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard | Star Trek: The Next Generation | OTA

[earlgrey_hot]

Uchiha Shisui | Naruto | OTA

[shunshinoshishi]

saw what you did there, with Sharingan.

[itachi_san]

It was the night before the Chunin Selection Exams, so obviously Itachi couldn't sleep. Instead, he just sat on the rooftop, watching the moon over Konoha - until he saw a naked (and... drunk??) Shisui stumbling back into the clan compound.

Itachi jumped down.

"Cousin? What are you doing?"

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Master/Doctor Who

[ofdrumsthesound]

Erza Scarlet | Fairy Tail

[scarletrequip]

[celestial_wizard]

[ And you thought you were alone, didn't you. Didn't you? The big tough Erza, Titania. So stern - terrifyingly so - but Erza has a cute side too! Lucy has seen it - a little. One of those rare moments when it's quiet, Lucy opted to visit Erza. ]

Ne Erza, what's that you're reading? [ It looks ridiculously girly~! ]

Loki Laufeyson | MCU | No Smut

[you_have_heart]

assuming something this random is okay?

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[All Kozak wanted to do was take a long hot shower, curl up with the fuzzy blanket he'd specifically requested sent to his hotel room, and go right to sleep. The shower went well and he even had his favorite navy blue pajama pants to slip into.

So all in all, a relaxing night... until he discovered someone already sleeping in his bed. What. After putting on a pair of bright blue rubber gloves, he tentatively tapped the person's shoulder. They were covered by the blanket, but still. Germs were everywhere.]

Excuse me, but... who are you?

Tali'zorah vas Normandy | Mass Effect | OTA

[gofortheoptics]

[Cheesy romantic holo-novels are a secret pleasure of hers, okay, and the corner of the Normandy's bar in the middle of the night has better lighting than her tiny quarters, okay.

Nobody ever comes down here at this hour, anyway. Surely she's completely safe...]

[spacebatman]

You know if you're going to go for cross-species romance, I hear Fleet and Flotilla has an excellent series of novels based off the film franchise.

Or so I'm told. My sister loves them.

[He shouldn't sound so smug.]

Alistair Theirin | Dragon Age | OTA

[woahwoahawkward]

[Alistair and aerosol spray cheese.

The modern world was the best thing to ever happen to him.]

Raven Darkholme | XMFC | OTA

[studieswaitressing]

[Raven is sure she's all alone in her room, so shapeshifting her chest to just be a little bigger is totally be fine, right?]

Marian Hawke (Sarcastic Rogue) | Dragon Age II

[reluctantchampion]

[As rugged and roguishly dashing as she tries to be, every once in a while Hawke tries to see how she'd look if she prettied up a bit. Doll up her hair a bit, try on a frillier dress than usual.

... Nobody's ever actually supposed to SEE her do any of this, though.]

Bela Talbot | Supernatural | ota

[angrysex]

[ you've caught Bela stealing your shit, and it's embarrassing for her mostly because she got caught ]