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[memesmemes]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - fuck the police. You hear me right. Fuck 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

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Comments

Magnus Bane | TMI / Shadowhunters

[rainbowpants]

[angelic_archer]

((ooc: Mind a cranky archer?))

Kylo Ren | Star Wars | canon-mates

[kyber]

[leiafanboy]

((mind if I cut in?))

genos | one punch man | castmates

[biomechanic]

[warm cyborg is warm.]

iwazumi hajime | haikyuu!!

[ballasts]

( ota for gen, m/m for shipping. )

Trish Walker | Jessica Jones | ota

[notpatsy]

Hope you don't mind some cross-canon shenanigans

[something_else]

Was it really that much of a surprise that Patsy Trish Walker and Oliver Queen would end up waking up next to the other? Two well-off famous individuals that engage in vigilante activities... recipe for disaster probably, but here they are. Oliver's eyes open to see Trish's blonde hair and the previous night's events begin to piece together for him.

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter

[mudblood_andproud]

[OTA for gen, M/F for ships]

Sans | Undertale

[criticalhip]

[Anything goes for the master of naps (outside of the snippy stuff!)]

hope you don't mind if I..

[royal_guard]

[ Papyrus doesn't need a lot of sleep. Not as much as Sans seems to need, anyways. He goes to bed at night (after a bedtime story, of course), gets a decent amount of rest, and wakes up fairly early, compared to the rest of Snowdin. Mornings are usually quite, and he uses that time to make breakfast before waking up Sans and ushering him out the door to their sentry stations.

After all, who knows, today might be the day he finally catches a human!

After reading him a bedtime story, Sans.... well, he doesn't know what Sans does. Sometimes in the mornings, Sans is asleep in his own bed, sometimes he's asleep on the couch, and sometimes, he's in the shed behind their house, working on... what, Papyrus doesn't know. But this morning, when Papyrus wakes up, Sans is not in any of those places.

This morning, when Papyrus wakes up, Sans is in bed with him. ] ...Sans?

castiel ( supernatural )

[devotes]

( ota for gen, castmates for shipping. )

[unmarkedman]

It's morning, and Dean is starting to wake up, arm wrapped around someone warm. It feels nice, he's actually smiling in his sleep even. His eyes open expecting to see some random hookup, but the back of this person's head looks familiar, and it's certainly not a woman.

"Cas?"

Cullen Rutherford | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[t_rexarms]

[OTA including cross-canon, would prefer to go with option I.]

[neverexpected]

[Hope a Lavellan is okay! If so, would you prefer they be bros or in a ship?]

Wolverine | X-Men Films | OTA

[likeananimal]

Hello! I got 2D. Stranger Action.

[miss_bliss]

Even without opening her eyes she knew the room was going to be too bright. She was just wondering to herself why she hadn't closed the curtains before she went to bed, then the bed shifted. She cracked an eye but all she saw was mound of muscles and hair. Right. The guy from the bar.

She tried to remember if she'd gotten a name but the whole evening was a blur of shots and cigar smoke. As she eased out of bed, she lamented that it was kind of a shame that she didn't remember more because she was adequately sore. Silently, she pad around the room naked until she located his jeans and the wallet.

Danae Lavellan | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[enasalin]

[OTA for gen, canonmates for shipping.]

Shimizu Kiyoko || Haikyuu!!

[karasutenshi]

Rey || Star Wars: The Force Awakens || F/M

[talentedscavenger]

Jack Frost | Rise of the Guardians | OTA

[nippinatyournose]

Napoleon Solo | The Man from UNCLE | ota

[klimts]

Hunter | Beastly | OTA

[losthunter]

Oliver Queen | Arrow

[something_else]

Re: Oliver Queen | Arrow

[redarrowqueen]

(Sibling bonding? She's canon through the end of season 3 mostly to avoid the violent fallout from the pit but I do explore mental and emotional aftershocks)

Dean Winchester | Supernatural

[unmarkedman]

Q | James Bond

[cleverlittleq]

[ota for gen, m/m for shipping. cross canon loved.]

Derek Morgan | Criminal Minds | ota

[ex_bloodcakedarmor707]

[story_and_teller]

So around the time Morgan gets home from whatever horrid thing the BAU has been solving lately - probably tired, probably sore from chasing and tackling unsubs and getting between squishier teammates and said unsubs - he's going to find roughly seven feet of pale... person... occupying his bed. Face-down, tousled black hair spread out all over everything, like they belong there.

Poe Dameron || Star Wars || OTA

[leiafanboy]

evie frye ✫ assassin's creed: syndicate

[deepseated]

( ooc: ota for gen. m\f for ships. )

hidari shotarou / kamen rider w / ota

[onehalfdouble]

Rogue | X-Men/Marvel | OTA

[theycalledmeacurse]

[Prose pref. Cross-canon welcome; AU available. Control or no control over powers - your choice.]

I. "Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em" (which doesn't have a letter)

[godsmistake]

[ooc: pre-relationship? some weird post-X3 AU where Rogue still has her powers? Or has control of them? Or...something, Idk.]

Staring at his bed, Logan was sure it wasn't usually so lumpy, even though he always left it rumpled from sleep. It also didn't usually breathe. He understood there was someone under the covers, and could even tell by the scent hanging in the air over his own who it was, but he was too tired to care.

He'd been away from the cabin for almost a month, living in the wilderness and trying to come to grips with what had happened with the Phoenix. He'd come back to Canada when he couldn't stand to stay at the school, and left the cabin when even that was too much civility for him. He hadn't found the punishment he'd wanted, but the forest had helped settle him some. Enough that he could return and pretend to be a man for a while. Socializing hadn't been in the cards, and especially not with her. His mood was too foul to want to be around anyone, but especially her, because a part of him ached for her to stay, and he'd only end up driving her away in his current state. How had she even found him, way-the-fuck out here?

Fuck it. He really was too tired to deal with this. Logan headed to the bed, pulling back the covers and shaking the girl's shoulder, before physically pushing her over. "Move," he said gruffly. "Yer on my side'a the bed."

He'd kicked his shoes off at the door, and now climbed into bed with his clothes still on, both in deference to her mutation, but mostly because he was bone-tired and didn't give enough of a fuck to get undressed.

Bela Talbot | Supernatural | ota

[naturalthief]

[michaelsword]

[ there were things you learned from being in the life; how to stay off the radar chief paramount among them. motel rooms that would make most sane people turn the other way. it was a standard gank and go job; the crocotta was dealt with, sammy was tying up some of the loose ends, leaving the elder winchester brother on his own. at least that had been what he thought.

an illusion that was dispelled moments after making his way into the place that had been home for the last few days. of course it was her. one of the only people that could not only track them down but also slip into the room unnoticed. dean’s eyebrows furrowed; two distinctly different lines of thought racing through his mind. the first was to stand there and admire her sleeping form; bela was a lot of thing, most of which dean wasn’t exactly a fan of, but unattractive wasn’t among them.

the combination of annoyance and anger won out; of course he wasn’t actually going to shoot her, that just didn’t stop him from pulling his 1911 from the waist of his jeans, stepping closer to the bed so that he could place one hand on her shoulder, giving a not so gentle shake ]

Sorry, sweetheart, but you’re not Goldilocks. Gimme one good reason not to throw you out.