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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Rude. I'm not going to have a mental breakdown. Though if this morning carries on the same way I may have to roll myself to the medbay as much as I don't wish to.
darthvaderfanboy: (Unmasked Like death)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll admit I've been using the Force to bring everything to me. Getting up to move hasn't been an option thus far.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's even lazier than I'd give you credit for. Try not to rupture something.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Says the man going to medbay because he can't handle his hangovers.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I would if I could get up from my bed. I have to though, I have to go to work.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Stay in bed. It's better for your peace of mind.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not. Who knows what would go on without me there.
darthvaderfanboy: (Unmasked Hmph)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Mass hysteria. Things being lit on fire. Stormtroopers hitting targets. The end of the First Order as we know it.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for that vote of confidence. I shall take fifteen minutes and then get ready.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to move from this spot unless bodily harm is inflicted upon me.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
That can be arranged. Besides, Snoke wants to see you in thirty. Use the Force or whatever it is you do and get out of bed.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
I despise you. You enjoyed delivering that news, didn't you?
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's been the highlight of my day so far. So you had best be up and ready.

[That and it could be a lie, because if he has to be up then dammit, Kylo Ren should be up too.]
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
If we apply a very liberal definition to both up and ready, then yes, I am both.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
[This is just too good. Though they may need a contingency plan for when Ren realizes there's no meeting.]

Up, washed, dressed appropriately and at the meeting room with some semblance of consciousness, Ren. You know as well as I do that the Supreme Leader will see right through you otherwise.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
[When that happens, Hux had best be off the ship. His tantrum will be one for the ages.]

Thank you, general. You're so kind, general. Anything else I can do for you while attempting to become an actual human being again?