How much is that dog in the window?

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The AU!Pet Person Meme (Shipping & Smut)

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a conscientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapiens. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know? As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo! All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best. However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to. According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right. Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child. It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant. Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet. These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders. Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions. Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends. Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans. With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth). REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate! Comment to others. Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by now means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction. First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks? True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life. Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden. Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other. Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on? Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference. Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic. For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public. Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match? Servant: You're more servant than pet. All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house. Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything. Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing. Breaking In: Training is important with any pet. In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel! Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie! Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year. Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others. Pregnancy: So, about that whole "hybrid" thing. It maaaay be more true than you think, even if pet/human pregnancies are the stuff of salacious tabloids. Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out! Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show? Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets. Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try! Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom. Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills... Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache. Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them! Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs. Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

Comments

Yamamoto Takeshi | Katekyo Hitman Reborn! l ota

[baseball_baka]

[ Can be pet or master. As a pet, he is a dog. An Akita to be precise. He's friendly, eager and playful. He's also loyal and easily trained. He can be your best friend as well as a fierce protector. Dog ears, dog tail, dog...equipment if requested ]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural | OTA

[huntsdemons]

The Dragonborn | Skyrim | OTA

[drehnifusbahi]

[Can play either pet or master. As a pet, most likely to be some sort of wolf-shepherd or wolf-husky cross; loyal, fiercely protective, and somewhat territorial. Dog ears and tail; other bits of canine anatomy available upon request.]

Yanagi Akane | Horimiya | ota

[legallyblinde]

[ Would be submissive both as a pet and an owner. As a pet, either a kitty or deer. He's very kind, but has a horrible mood when he's just woken up. Wants to do anything to make you happy. ]

[princessdude]

[Early morning. Snow White was watching his owner sleep, waiting for him to wake up in some form of small respect to his morning mood. Only that it was incredible boring to watch him sleep and for every passing minute he just got more annoyed at the fact that he were still sleeping.

Enough was enough and the cat pulled the pillow out from under Akane's head and then proceeded with hitting him in the face with it.]

Human, wake up.

[legallyblinde]

[ Or, hitting him in what part of his face was visible. Akane sleeps mostly buried underneath the blankets, in weird positions. Sometimes not even using the pillow.

He sat up, a grumpy look on his face. ]

What.

[princessdude]

I'm hungry.

[Simply stated and with the weight behind the words that said that he fully expected the human to go up and make him something to eat. Do something himself? Please, he was far too regal for that and it would mean a risk for him getting dirty, or even worse, breaking a claw.]

[legallyblinde]

Do it yourself.

[ He flopped back down, and rolled over on his other side, facing away from Snow. ]

[princessdude]

No way. Beside you are already awake so go make me food.

[And the whole awake thing wasn't is fault to begin with. Give him some credit, he had waited for at least five minutes before waking him up.]

[legallyblinde]

No.

[ He tugged the blankets tighter around himself, curling into a ball. ]

[princessdude]

[A low grumble formed at the back of his throat and Snow White jumped up on the bed, ears pressed back and tail swishing in annoyance. Grabbing the blankets, he pulled them off, being stronger then he looked.]

So you want me to starve? Is that it?

[legallyblinde]

[ He growled, and blindly looked for the blankets without turning around in his curled up position. ]

Give'em back.

[princessdude]

Fine, I'll go make something myself!

[Snow White tossed the blankets back on the bed and stomped out into the kitchen, hissing in anger.

There were a ruckus of pots and pans being ripped out of the cabinets and the sound of something shattering, but after a while the noise calmed down and in the end the smell of something being baked filled the apartment.

Then after the alarm signed that whatever the cat was making was done, he returned into the bedroom.]

I cut myself.

[And yes he had. Snow White had torn apart a kitchen towel and wrapped it around his hand and it was stained red.]

[legallyblinde]

[ Annoyed, he just tried to go back to sleep, and manages even through how loud the cat was. A few minutes later he woke up on his own, in his regular meek mood.

He squeaked at the site of blood. ]

Y-you're bleeding!

[princessdude]

I know that I'm bleeding, stupid human!

[Why else would he have wrapped the towel around his hand? It wasn't fashionable in the least. It had been done for the single purpose of halting the bleeding.]

Do something about it instead of freaking out.

[legallyblinde]

Ba-ba-bandaid...!

[ No wait, they have to sterilize it first. He rushes out of the bed, forgetting his glasses completely and runs right into the wall next to the door. ]

[princessdude]

You are hopeless.

[With a sigh, Snow White took the glasses and put them on his owner's nose. They ended up a bit uneven, but at least he could see. That he always had to ensure that the other had his glasses on. That wasn't his job.]

You notice my bleeding, but not the damned wall.

[legallyblinde]

[ His face flushed, but then he took Snow White's hand to rush him to the bathroom. There, he made him sit down on the toilet. ]

I- I just have to disinf-fect...

[princessdude]

[At that last word, Snow White pressed his injured hand close to his body, ears pressed flat against his hair.]

That stuff stings.

[No real complaining about the cut, beside that it was bleeding and could dirty his clothes, but the prospect of disinfectant made him tense up.]

[legallyblinde]

But it could get infected if we don't...

[ He had a cotton ball in one hand, the disinfectant in the other. ]

Please? I will give you the apple bandaids.

[princessdude]

[Snow White glared over at the human. He hated that stuff. It hurt something terribly. Usually worse than whatever wound he had gotten. Still apples were his favourite. It was even an apple pie he had baked that was cooling down in the kitchen currently.

Growling he reached out his hand, ears still flat. He might agree to this, but he still thought it was torture.]

[legallyblinde]

[ He dabs the cut with the liquid, and then puts on a bandaid. He gives it a kiss (kiss it better, you know). ]

There. All better.

[princessdude]

[He hissed and held back the instinct to claw at Akane. Stupid disinfectant and the way it stung. Why had humans invented that stuff?]

I hate you.

[legallyblinde]

[ He puts the cotton and the disinfectant away, an awkward blush on his face. ]

Sorry...

[princessdude]

[And now he got taken too seriously. His words were harsh, but he seldom meant them, not fully at least.

Crossing his arms, Snow White gave the human a look.]

I forgive you if you make it up to me.