tuesday texting.

[forfun]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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No worries friend, I swam around in TFLNs all of yesterday \o/

[smoothlydone]

[Even through the headache and the vague feeling that death might be a mercy, Solo can smirk. Getting under the Peril's skin is—there's no other way to put it—a fun new hobby, which he indulges perhaps a little too much.

Someday he might tone it down.]

How do you know not my kind? Have you ever tried my kind?

yes that was me too lmao

[zhelezo]

[ His jaw twitches slightly. ]

I do not want to.

[ Illya turns at the window and glances towards his partner, taking in the line of his shoulders against the back of his chair. ]

[smoothlydone]

[It turns out a very effective hangover cure is getting the opportunity to prod at the surly, uptight Russian. He needs to remember this.]

Why not? Afraid you'll enjoy it?

[zhelezo]

No.

[ He wishes he could go back to torturing Napoleon with bright lights. ]

I would not.

[smoothlydone]

[Well he can't, because that would be cruel.

And because Solo would absolutely find a way to get back at him.]

How do you know? Tell me that, Peril.